[Niamh.]

No

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

No

Ok. You're getting burned..

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva

Ok. You're getting burned..

[Ammi]

…I mean, it makes no sense at all but I still have to go back and correct spelling/grammar etc that’s jarring…as if that’s the thing of it…

[Ammi]

…I’m going to continue this vein as well in a Christmas story…TiBB Goativity - the journey from Wales to Cork without a donkey…

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…I mean, it makes no sense at all but I still have to go back and correct spelling/grammar etc that’s jarring…as if that’s the thing of it…

Ok well spoil it then..

[Lostie!]

Stay tuned for her next bestseller, Lady Tattyley's Lover

[Mrluvaluva]

Or a song:

Oh Segun, you utter bastard.
I'll never go out with you to get plastered.
I despise you so.
You gotta go.
Oh Segun, you utter bastard.

I was walkin' down the road the other day.
I met my girl Martha and boy did she slay.
She said with a stammer.
That you had shagged Hanah.
Oh Segun, you utter bastard.

I wasn't sure of you at the start.
I thought that you might take my heart.
But now it's in bits.
You get on my tits.
Oh Segun, you utter bastard.

Ooh. Ooooh. Oooooh.
Ooh. Ooooh. Oooooh.
Ooh. Ooooh. Oooooh.
Ooh. Ooooh. Oooooooooh!!!

I used to love our flirty ways.
At one time I thought you had a thing for Daze.
One day I might have converted for you.
But now we're so completely through.
Oh Segun, you utter bastard!

Sha la la.
Sha la la.
Sha la la.
Sha la loo la la!!!

Ooh ooh ooh. Bastard!
Ooh ooh ooh. Bastard!
Ooh ooh ooh. Bastard!
Bastard! Bastard!

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva

Or a song:

Oh Segun, you utter bastard.
I'll never go out with you to get plastered.
I despise you so.
You gotta go.
Oh Segun, you utter bastard.

I was walkin' down the road the other day.
I met my girl Martha and boy did she slay.
She said with a stammer.
That you had shagged Hanah.
Oh Segun, you utter bastard.

I wasn't sure of you at the start.
I thought that you might take my heart.
But now it's in bits.
You get on my tits.
Oh Segun, you utter bastard.

Ooh. Ooooh. Oooooh.
Ooh. Ooooh. Oooooh.
Ooh. Ooooh. Oooooh.
Ooh. Ooooh. Oooooooooh!!!

I used to love our flirty ways.
At one time I thought you had a thing for Daze.
One day I might have converted for you.
But now we're so completely through.
Oh Segun, you utter bastard!

Sha la la.
Sha la la.
Sha la la.
Sha la loo la la!!!

Ooh ooh ooh. Bastard!
Ooh ooh ooh. Bastard!
Ooh ooh ooh. Bastard!
Bastard! Bastard!

……this is the first Christmas song I’ll play each year now…Utter Bastard re-mastered, unplugged and live etc…gorgeous…… /Mrlyriclyric….