[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Ross

KY Jelly is lube love.

i hate KY. Prefer the classier lubes. lol.

[Annie]

*ignores this "smartbird" (totally far from btw but hey)*

[Chemicle]

Originally posted by smartbird

not in my dictionary, lol!

It's the way i spell my name, ok ?

[Ross]

Originally posted by ukturtle

i hate KY. Prefer the classier lubes. lol.

I much prefer KY Jelly.

It's easier to slip in.

[Annie]

Durex Play Tingle

[smartbird]

Originally posted by ukturtle

Smartbird, please stop with this pettiness. What is the point? Other than all of us getting banned?

in all fairness, ross called me a bitch and vermin and threatened to beat me up and annie called me a prostitute. still, if u reckon i'm the troublemaker, carry on!

[Ross]

Originally posted by smartbird

in all fairness, ross called me a bitch and vermin and threatened to beat me up and annie called me a prostitute. still, if u reckon i'm the troublemaker, carry on!

1. It was a 'vermon'
2. I said 'do some serious damage to you' - doesn't mean beat you up.

[smartbird]

*ignores this "annie" (as mature as her movie namesake btw)*

[Chemicle]

Originally posted by smartbird

in all fairness, ross called me a bitch and vermin and threatened to beat me up and annie called me a prostitute. still, if u reckon i'm the troublemaker, carry on!

Omg, if i was getting all that on a forum, i'd leave *hint hint*

[Annie]

If you knew Ross - you would know that "serious damage" was like charging you twice for a bag of grapes in tesco! but hey.. carry on saying he is threatening you

[Ross]

Originally posted by Annie
If you knew Ross - you would know that "serious damage" was like charging you twice for a bag of grapes in tesco! but hey.. carry on saying he is threatening you

Double yo money foo'.

[smartbird]

Originally posted by Ross
I said 'do some serious damage to you' - doesn't mean beat you up.

well, that's ok then, lol - i bet you're a big hit with the girls with charming chat-up lines like that!

[Annie]

Can anyone hear anything? Small? Supposedly smart? No

Nah me neither

Aye so lube eh.. how much in tesco ross?

[Annie]

Originally posted by smartbird

well, that's ok then, lol - i bet you're a big hit with the girls with charming chat-up lines like that!

Hahaha ok this one made me laugh..

Eh you are in a gay forum love!

Hahahahahahahaha

[Ross]

Originally posted by Annie
Can anyone hear anything? Small? Supposedly smart? No

Nah me neither

Aye so lube eh.. how much in tesco ross?

I think KY Jelly lube is like £4.39

[smartbird]

Originally posted by Annie
If you knew Ross - you would know that "serious damage" was like charging you twice for a bag of grapes in tesco! but hey.. carry on saying he is threatening you

funny how u knew what i said when you're "ignoring this smartbird", lol.

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by smartbird

not in my dictionary, lol!

Nor is sarcasm and common sense apparently. Get over yourself.

Anyway back on topic, Annie love it looks like you'll be cutting back on wild weekeds in Amsterdam next month! It'll be a month of Lidl for ye!

[Annie]

I am ignoring smart birds.. and there doesnt seem to be any around to ignore. And obviously cant ignore myself.. thats just silly

[Ross]

Originally posted by Annie
I am ignoring smart birds.. and there doesnt seem to be any around to ignore. And obviously cant ignore myself.. thats just silly

Lmao.

[smartbird]

Originally posted by Dezzy

not in my dictionary, lol!

Nor is sarcasm and common sense apparently. Get over yourself.

common sense like going on an expensive holiday when you've bills to pay and mouths to feed? what a great role model for her kids!

[Ross]

Originally posted by smartbird

common sense like going on an expensive holiday when you've bills to pay and mouths to feed? what a great role model for her kids!

How dare you suggest she has kids. Who the hell are you?

[Annie]

Dezzy no LIDL for me! Ross gave me his Tesco discount card..


Ahh I think I am going to cut down on like wasting petrol too though - thats killing my bank balance just now.

I think I will manage.. I have survived on less when I first moved out so I will just need to think back. And matt will be home soon too.

[Chemicle]

Originally posted by smartbird

common sense like going on an expensive holiday when you've bills to pay and mouths to feed? what a great role model for her kids!

Yup, thats right, you just sit on your computer all year going from forum to forum to insult other members. Pathetic.

[Annie]

Originally posted by smartbird

common sense like going on an expensive holiday when you've bills to pay and mouths to feed? what a great role model for her kids!

Right love dont know where you are from or what you do at 19 but I am 19 and I was kinda taught that teenage pregnancy wasnt the best route to go down. I do not have kids. Mouths to feed - goldfish and guinea pigs and my boyfriend.

[smartbird]

Originally posted by Ross

How dare you suggest she has kids. Who the hell are you?

i'm the girl who read annie's post in which she stated clearly and unambiguously that she has "mouths to feed", lol. by the way, i never realised that suggesting someone has kids is an accusation. is motherhood a crime now? bloody gordon brown!