[Niamh.]

A stamp

[InOne]

A globe?

[InOne]

oh wait, read it wrong nvm lol

[Kate!]

Niamh......you are correct

InOne

[Niamh.]

YaY!! Though I have to admit that I heard it before

Em I need to think of one, hang on a sec

[Niamh.]

Michael stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 32nd floor of the office Building. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Michael stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 32nd floor of the office Building. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

Window Cleaner - looking in?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

Window Cleaner - looking in?

Yes

[Ammi]

Haha, have I to do one now? I'll need time to think

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

Haha, have I to do one now? I'll need time to think

Yep

[Ammi]

Ok - If I go forward I am heavy but if I go backwards I am not - what am I?

[Niamh.]

em the dial on a weighing scales?

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

em the dial on a weighing scales?

Nope

[Niamh.]

em a rain cloud?

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

em a rain cloud?

Nope

[Niamh.]

Ton! lol

[Ammi]

Just let me know if you want the answer - I would say my youngest told me this one when he was at Primary School, but somehow I know thats not going to make you feel better....................

[Ammi]

Haha we posted at the same time - yes thats it

[Niamh.]

Right here's one :

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Right here's one :

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

Letter E?

[Niamh.]

lol either you're too good or mine are too easy!

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

lol either you're too good or mine are too easy!

Haha neither, I've heard a similar one before
ok

An elephant, a giraffe, a cat and a monkey were standing under an umbella
Who got wet?

[Niamh.]

em None of them cos it wasn't raining lol

[Ammi]

Yup haha

[Niamh.]

seriously? hahahaha