[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

I'm sorry but this puts him at a disadvantage going into the next round. I expected better from my host.

an Alf in Pointless tea?

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

an Alf in Pointless tea?

Nnn!

[Babayaro.]

Someone better cut Nathan and Rebecca!!

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Someone better cut Nathan and Rebecca!!

I hope Nathan doesn't go yet. His threatening of John James after finding out about his horrifying misogynistic **** to his girlfriend was beautiful and was what led to his amazing eviction <3

[Shaun]

I was going to do a 'stats' thing at the end of the 1st wave but...effort...

plus there's going to be at least 150 who've "not been nominated yet either" anyway

[RileyH]

What is that picture

[Babayaro.]

A dolphin chest

[Jason.]

Save Charlie because...do I need an explanation for this one?

Danny Wisker

So Danny was cast as the "essential" showmance fodder (see: Luke S, Winston, Alex *insert every other straight white male here*) and he played that role well with what...his dull nomance with Sarah that nobody cared about, which was thankfully nipped in the bud when Sarah was evicted in the most ordinary fashion of "yeah, we'll just get rid of the girl!" (lol never change GBP.) Anyway, Danny was just really boring and he wasn't even an inoffensive bore, he was just a nuisance to three of my five senses. I'm sure he has a tiny following on here in an enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of way, when he stood up to Marc (who's equally as terrible so I have no idea why we're expected to pick a side) but Danny was just an aggressive arsehole who always tried to play the hero by standing up to someone who was just as awful as he was and it was so goddamn tiring, at least be entertaining and righteous with it, instead of you know...throwing a few pizza boxes and sandwiches in rage. And of course we had to put up with him until the end because the moronic voters couldn't vote him out during #4IN4OUT, if only Sarah didn't defend sexual assault like ten minutes before the lines closed smfh.

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Save Charlie, cut Danny

Phew.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Save Charlie because...do I need an explanation for this one?

Danny Wisker

So Danny was cast as the "essential" showmance fodder (see: Luke S, Winston, Alex *insert every other straight white male here*) and he played that role well with what...his dull nomance with Sarah that nobody cared about, which was thankfully nipped in the bud when Sarah was evicted in the most ordinary fashion of "yeah, we'll just get rid of the girl!" (lol never change GBP.) Anyway, Danny was just really boring and he wasn't even an inoffensive bore, he was just a nuisance to three of my five senses. I'm sure he has a tiny following on here in an enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of way, when he stood up to Marc (who's equally as terrible so I have no idea why we're expected to pick a side) but Danny was just an aggressive arsehole who always tried to play the hero by standing up to someone who was just as awful as he was and it was so goddamn tiring, at least be entertaining and righteous with it, instead of you know...throwing a few pizza boxes and sandwiches in rage. And of course we had to put up with him until the end because the moronic voters couldn't vote him out during #4IN4OUT, if only Sarah didn't defend sexual assault like ten minutes before the lines closed smfh.

[Macie Lightfoot]

225. Spencer Smith (BB3 - 9th Place)



So yeah, like I said earlier, for the series ~eez fit innit~ Spencer was NOT hot. Not at all. Not only was he not ~visually~ appealing, but it was also a subplot that he smelled really bad and was just not clean at all. But somehow he was a hottie and a key contender to win?!?!??!?! 2002 was a weird time.

It's not like he was even gross and annoying (which surely would've made me like him more, but he would've been more notable), he was just gross and boring. Whatever, thankfully ALEX SIBLEY saved the season by narrowly destroying first Alison and then Spencer in suuuuuuuper close evictions that might have even saved the franchise because could you imagine BBUK still going (I almost put going strong but... lol) in 2017 if we had an endgame of Kate and Jonny AND Spencer AND Alison?!?!?! I can only watch "act out as many sexual positions as you can in 30 seconds" so many times.

[Shaun]

I just realised Caoimhe/Shabby should technically still be in the game since you can't vote until your Siavash writeup is done

[Jake.]

228th Place: Marco Pierre White Jr.


I understand that the current casting team have found a very thin line regarding who does and doesn't count as a "civilian" but surely this one just takes the ****ing biscuit?

Son of one of the UK's best known chefs, Marco was an absolutely loud, attention-seeking terror. When he wasn't tying belts around Laura's neck and throwing her around the pod like a rag doll, he was jumping on top of tables or arguing with Georgina over cake mix (ok it might not have been cake mix but they 100% argued over something obscure and you know that you're a pretty awful person when you're making Georgina seem rational).

Obviously a few morons salivated over him (bc you know, testicles) but the majority saw him for the coke-sniffing, woman-demeaning, obnoxious and spoilt brat that he was and he made BB history by being the first male evicted in a civilian series.

[Shaun]

Cal & Daniel-X where are you

[Cal.]

OI I wrote mine!

[Shaun]

where is your Round 10 decision miss

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

where is your Round 10 decision miss

Sorreh I thought we were still on the round where I cut Kieran.

LMAO I've been looking at this thread on and off yesterday and today tutting that people still hadn't wrote their write ups to allow us to move on when I was it was me all along</3

Sorry I'll write up SOMETHING for that cow Nathan now.

[Shaun]

Oh slay that'll do

[Shaun]

tell daniel he needs to catch up too

[Daniel-X]

Save Jen, cut Bex. I'll do both write ups now, sorry Shaun!

[RileyH]

bloody legend Rachael.

[Daniel-X]

Dexter Koh:



I would like to keep this as a minimum, I will say that I don't hate Dexter. He just does not appeal to me either. For someone who's hailed as such a 'big character', he's really insipid for me and I can take him or leave him.

I think the main reason I am cutting him is because this self proclaim of how he's a 'mastermind' and 'played the game' and how everyone pats him on the ****ing back constantly. But he didn't. He didn't make any big moves or mess with people's heads. He didn't have a huge game plan and worked everyone in his favour. He simply was just a twat who had no backbone, was completely self loathing despite him always claiming he had enough money and women to suffice and he was actually rather ****ing dull? I get that a lot of storylines revolve around him e.g. Sallie's hatred of him, is he Mr Nice Guy or is he a villain?, does he like Charlie or is he playing her like a fiddle? etc. but he was actually so inconsequential to his series in the grand scheme of things. I don't buy into this notion that he was a big character at all, he got lucky that some of his characteristics such as being slimy, two faced and wimpy all created subsequent storylines for him and therefore airtime. He's a bore who had the edit swayed in his favour and that's all there is really to Dexter Koh.

[Shaun]

oh wow @ the photo, a Lisa Appleton wannabe?

[Jake.]

lol Georgina's entire arc and her fall down was amazing

[Shaun]

So...