[LukeB]

(john was 3rd evicted but won the returnee comp)

[Amy Jade]

I can't fathom this site anymore. I can't add more people or edit the cast welp

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

I can't fathom this site anymore. I can't add more people or edit the cast welp

Which one do you want to do?

[Shaun]

i got bored so decided to do an allstars thing (yes i know some of the casting choices are odd especially given who made the final but let me live)

(also this was my first time making a table, so idk)

slay mama nush!!!!!

also kinda loling @ the sausagefest of it all... Anouska, Helen & Lisa finished as the fans' favourite three, with Daniel 4th, Kemal 7th, and the other final five in the bottom three

[Shaun]

because sleep is for pussies

and because aaron & harriet didn't deserve to be cast anyway

ok maybe this series was doomed from the start





cristian using his veto every time just because <3
sam being saved pretty much every week as per real life <3
adjoa keeping the black-girl-fans happy with her competition slaying <3
joel getting evicted so early on <3
eileen outlasting her judas simon <3
the idea of simon being taken to america's hearts <3
marc going first <3
danny not doing a single damned thing <3 so true to life

harry ending up with no fans whatsoever </3
nobody pressing that damned button and jade's eviction being real </3
two of my faves facing the 2nd eviction and throwing the entire game into disrepute </3
nick in general </3

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

because sleep is for pussies

and because aaron & harriet didn't deserve to be cast anyway

ok maybe this series was doomed from the start





cristian using his veto every time just because <3
sam being saved pretty much every week as per real life <3
adjoa keeping the black-girl-fans happy with her competition slaying <3
joel getting evicted so early on <3
eileen outlasting her judas simon <3
the idea of simon being taken to america's hearts <3
marc going first <3
danny not doing a single damned thing <3 so true to life

harry ending up with no fans whatsoever </3
nobody pressing that damned button and jade's eviction being real </3
two of my faves facing the 2nd eviction and throwing the entire game into disrepute </3
nick in general </3

Eh? Harriet and Aaron deserved to be in the cast way more than Danny and Cristian. Especially Harriet, over two fame-hungry mongs - both of which offered zilch in terms entertainment or talking points.

Disappointed in you Shaun.
But we all know that won't last.

[LukeB]

[LukeB]

the fact that victoria won this

[Nick.]

BB16 UK VS BB17 US Hunger Games



Summary

Spoiler:

The Bloodbath
Eileen decapitates Aaron with a sword.
Harry Amelia and Audrey threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Becky snaps Sam's neck.
Clay stabs Vanessa while her back is turned.
Nick sets an explosive off, killing Marc, Jackie, and Da'Vonne.

Day 1
Simon dies from hunger.
Nick bashes Shelli's head against a rock several times.

Night 1
Austin, Becky, John, Jack, and Jason track down and kill Meg.

Day 2
Austin pushes Kieran off a cliff during a knife fight.
Clay falls into a pit and dies.
Julia forces Chloe to kill Jade or Cristian. She decides to kill Cristian.

Night 2
Austin dies from thirst.
Liz, Becky, and Danny get into a fight. Becky triumphantly kills them both.

Day 3
John taints Nick's food, killing him.
Steve bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Night 3
No deaths occurred.

Day 4
Jack is unable to convince Joel to not kill him.
James, John, Jason, and Jeff track down and kill Jade.

Night 4
Harriet stabs Becky while her back is turned.
Joel silently snaps Jeff's neck.

Day 5
Sally's trap kills Joel.

Night 5
Adjoa stabs Sarah while her back is turned.

The Feast
Chloe kills Sally as she tries to run.
Adjoa bashes John's head in with a mace.
Amy falls into a pit and dies.
Harriet tracks down and kills Jace.

Day 6
Julia repeatedly stabs James to death with sais.

Night 6
Jason dies trying to escape the arena.

Day 7
No deaths occurred.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

Day 8
Chloe unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Night 8
Eileen accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Day 9
No deaths occurred.

Night 9
Harriet is unable to convince Adjoa to not kill her.
Julia dies of dysentery.
The winner is Adjoa from District 5!

Final Positions

Spoiler:

[MB.]

Big Brother Canada: Celebrities Who Were Already on the Simulator So I Thought I Might as Well Include Them Edition

Cast:



Results:





Notes and stuff:

-Canada loves sassy black women but hates gays. Who knew?
-Not Bill Nye the Science Guy randomly being the house pariah (over the fat Kardashian as well. For shame)
-You may have been one of the first men on the moon but take one giant leap into hating on the trans and the lesbian why don'cha, Buzz?
-No, wait, scrap that, Buzz Aldrin won a HoH competition?!
-Well I've got no idea what went on with Scherzy nominating one of her own alliance and then none of them bothering to save her so let's just say everyone was drunk that week
-An all black girl final two. When will reality?
-lol @ Bristol Palin('s existence)

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Big Brother Canada: Celebrities Who Were Already on the Simulator So I Thought I Might as Well Include Them Edition

Cast:



Results:





Notes and stuff:

-Canada loves sassy black women but hates gays. Who knew?
-Not Bill Nye the Science Guy randomly being the house pariah (over the fat Kardashian as well. For shame)
-You may have been one of the first men on the moon but take one giant leap into hating on the trans and the lesbian why don'cha, Buzz?
-No, wait, scrap that, Buzz Aldrin won a HoH competition?!
-Well I've got no idea what went on with Scherzy nominating one of her own alliance and then none of them bothering to save her so let's just say everyone was drunk that week
-An all black girl final two. When will reality?
-lol @ Bristol Palin('s existence)

Brandy

[MB.]

(oh and Hope was Canada's favourite but nobody cares about that)

[Ashley.]

Twistless BB16; I tried to be as accurate as possible as to popularity and stuff.

[MB.]

Slay a bit Eileen

(did you not include Simon in the simulator then?)

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Slay a bit Eileen

(did you not include Simon in the simulator then?)

Nah, evicting him on Day 1 was the only thing that Channel 5 did right and they reversed it, so I reversed it back.

[Lostie!]

The Apprentice BBUS: Coming soon.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Lostie!

The Apprentice BBUS: Coming soon.

Here's what happened when I did an Apprentice BB15 a while back:



(oh and it's only Lostie's old photos that don't seem to show up for me)

[Dominic]

Guys, none of your imgur photos show up for me....

Originally Posted by Lostie!

On BB1 and BB16 (and the Template season under Big Brother Revamp) click on Custom on Simulate drop-down list. On the others you have to click on Personal and add them manually.

If that makes sense, I'm terrible at explaining things.

Lol one month reply, but you can click personal, and you can select the show and contestant from BBUK for any season.

[Lostie!]

Oh yeah, I cleared out my Ingur the other day so all my old ones will have vanished.

[MB.]

#Justice4LostiesTables

[Lostie!]

May they rest in peace in the Imgur abyss. </3

[Shaun]

Coming soon... the 'idk let's just choose someone from every show' edition...

(cba making a table for this bc 18 players but hey)

HAHAHAAHAHAHAA THEY EVICTED THE CHILD FIRST

[MB.]

I'm pretty sure Cody is going to be the next Hitler

[reece(:]

not BO Dawn

[MB.]

Wait wait I thought of a better one

Poor Tom being voted out first </3

Is... is that good