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Sorry about the hassle, I have OCD.
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Last edited by Jøsh; 26-09-2015 at 05:44 PM. |
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Doreen's funeral takes place in the mall Today was a very sad day for staff members in Will1999's mall as Doreen was put to rest at her funeral.
The funeral was tricky, Doreen's coffin is filled with what remains of her chopped up body. Kathy and Norah carried the coffin down the escalator whilst the song "Shaked It Off" played. Unfortunately Kathy dropped the coffin going down the escalator and it hit mad Mary. Mad Mary went crazy shouting: "Satan, evil satan." before jumping on her broom and flying off. Once the funeral was over all the staff member got to together to celebrate her death and thank God as they finally got hold of Doreen's money. Will commented: "A very sad and tragic day, mutha Doreen will be missed. I'd also like to reveal Doreen's inheritance will be used to open a sex shop." Last edited by Will.; 26-09-2015 at 10:00 PM. |
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Naomi and Mad Mary in shocking bust up! Naomi Campbell went into Mad Mary's ice cream shop today, in need of an icy, cold, white, wet snack, and no I'm not talking about Mad Mary's breast milk.
Naomi asked for a plain vanilla ice cream, and Mary was happy to help. Once Naomi tried the ice-cream she was in shock, declaring to Mary "It tastes like dog **** and you look like a slag." Mary couldn't resists the anger inside of her: "Naomi, Naomi, I will mutha ****ing kill ya with my witch powers." Mary climbed on the counter and jumped on Naomi: "Feel my witch powers." Naomi shirked: Bitch get ya filthy hands off me, Imma get on you and chef ya up mutha ****er." the pair began to fight with Mary shouting at customers saying "2 for 1 on all ice cream, praise the lord my friends." Naomi replied "get some decent hair extensions you ugly fat bitch." The bust up ended with Mary getting pushed down the escalator, with Mary then saying: "Apologise! Apologise, spawn of satan apologise!" Last edited by Will.; 27-09-2015 at 10:15 AM. |
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