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InOne · 03-12-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

What difference does it make? She likes to experiment with styles. The poor girl was hardly going to hit up a hood and start selling crack to pay for a fried chicken habit that spiraled out of control.

Exactly why I said even if it was in character at the end.

lily. · 03-12-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

What difference does it make? She likes to experiment with styles. The poor girl was hardly going to hit up a hood and start selling crack to pay for a fried chicken habit that spiraled out of control.

Now, you don't know that.. these celebrities.. you never know what their issues are..

One minute, global superstar,, the next minute, they're on Jeremy Kyle with Lauren in the audience throwing Revels at them..

lily. · 03-12-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

What difference does it make? She likes to experiment with styles. The poor girl was hardly going to hit up a hood and start selling crack to pay for a fried chicken habit that spiraled out of control.

Are you implying that it's only black people who hit up hoods, sell crack and have out of control fried chicken habits?

Don't you think that's a bit racist?

LawL

Stu · 03-12-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by lili

Now, you don't know that.. these celebrities.. you never know what their issues are..

One minute, global superstar,, the next minute, they're on Jeremy Kyle with Lauren in the audience throwing Revels at them..

Jeremy Kyle. That man is the equivalent of wiping your ass too enthusiastically only to realize you have smeared **** on your scrotum, and when you try and clean it, it just spreads and spreads and spreads.

And before you know it, you are lying in bed skinning up a joint at 10 every morning watching his show.

MrGaryy · 03-12-2009, 10:32 PM

http://www.lachapellestudio.com/cele...guilera/?ci=46

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Enid · 03-12-2009, 10:32 PM

That's just as bad as accidentally wiping your **** up the crack of your arse and it's all nasty and sticky and then having to pick it off once it dries up. Then you have **** smelling fingers and dried bits of **** on your bed.

lily. · 03-12-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

Jeremy Kyle. That man is the equivalent of wiping your ass too enthusiastically only to realize you have smeared **** on your scrotum, and when you try and clean it, it just spreads and spreads and spreads.

And before you know it, you are lying in bed skinning up a joint at 10 every morning watching his show.

sf tragic..

-wanders away pondering how we got from Mean Girls to Stu's ****-Smeared Scrotum in just 4 pages-

(ohay alliteration)

Ross · 03-12-2009, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Enid

That's just as bad as accidentally wiping your **** up the crack of your arse and it's all nasty and sticky and then having to pick it off once it dries up. Then you have **** smelling fingers and dried bits of **** on your bed.

ew

Stu · 03-12-2009, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Enid

That's just as bad as accidentally wiping your **** up the crack of your arse and it's all nasty and sticky and then having to pick it off once it dries up. Then you have **** smelling fingers and dried bits of **** on your bed.

Or when your constipated and you have ebbed out all you can, but there is still a little bit jammed right at the edge of hell's gates, so when you wipe it, you essentially have to go through a whole roll of toilet roll to gradually wear away this chunk of **** like waves destroying a cliff.

But enough about Ant & Dec.