[Stu]

Originally Posted by lili

Now, you don't know that.. these celebrities.. you never know what their issues are..

One minute, global superstar,, the next minute, they're on Jeremy Kyle with Lauren in the audience throwing Revels at them..

Jeremy Kyle. That man is the equivalent of wiping your ass too enthusiastically only to realize you have smeared **** on your scrotum, and when you try and clean it, it just spreads and spreads and spreads.

And before you know it, you are lying in bed skinning up a joint at 10 every morning watching his show.