[Tom4784]

*sways*

[Jessica.]

-claps and sways-

[Lewis.]

-Shakes booty-

[Locke.]

Wagner you have just killed one of the greatest songs of all time!!

- Walks back backstage -

[Z]

Waaaaagnahhhhhh! You certainly put the fun into.. funnel. You know how to BRING IT and iviryone in heeyah loved you!

[Shaun]

Vagina ah fort yuhz were wee out of yer depth befoar t'neet. But tha pefawmince jus bloo us awee! Yerz look leik a poapstar, yerz sound leik a poapstar.

[Maia]

Thank you for all your comment I am much appreciative!

[Z]

And we're back to Eoin Cowell with his second act of the night. Eoin?

This act needs no introduction. It's Aiden Grimshaw, he's a young guy who looks a bit creepy when he sings and he has hair exactly like Dannzee's which is a bit disconcerting but he's actually quite a nice guy, plus he looks a bit like he might kill people and collect their ears, which is exactly what we're looking for in a popstar.

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[Lewis.]

Originally Posted by TheHarbinger

Thank you for all your comment I am much appreciative!

[Z]

Aideeeeeeen! That performance needs no explanation. You're going to have to explain the performance to me, I just didn't get it. I like your hair though.

[Z]

And we're back to Dannzee Minogue. Who's performing for us now Dannzee?

I'll eat his hat if he's bad, it's Matt Cardle!

Dannzee that pun was awful.

Oh shut up Joey.

Um.. yeah, Hat Cardle. Singing One by U2!

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[Jessica.]

That was a fantastic performance t' b' sure.

[Z]

D'you know, hats off to you Matt, you were fantastic, you really pulled that one out of your hat and just made it your own.

[Lewis.]

-Jealous grin-

Hat was hatsolutely amazing tbfh.

[Shaun]

Eden ah luv'd tha song choys. But mebbe yuhz need t' cheer up a wee bit? Yer gave us the heebeejeebes.

Matt ah'll be honest ah jus dirrent get it t'neet. Tha Boneau from U2 is a bit orra bighead ya noor worra meen? But hats off to yuz.

Aiden I loved the song choice. But maybe you need to cheer up a bit? You gave me the heebie-jeebies.
Matt, I'll be honest, I just didn't get it tonight. That Bono from U2 is a bit of a big-head, you know what I mean? But hats off to you.

[Z]

Over to Eoin and his next act!

It's the fabulous Diva Fever, singing a Celine Dion classic.

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[Z]

Diiiivaaahh Feeeevaaahhh! You guys are fabulous, fierce, amazing in iviry wai! Are you guys coming to my Christmas pahty?

[Shaun]

Aw deeva feeva yuh've put a massive smoil on me feece leik. Un ah fink it's sooor breev of yuhz to wear wot yur wearin t'neet. Musta teeken a lottah vaseleen!

[Z]

Next we're going to Shuryl Cole, who's singing next Shuryl?

[Shaun]

Oap next fer yuhz ah've got a lovalee goal - ah doornt ackchooalee leik boys man, sorree Jor Muckeldree leik. ANYWEEZ her neem is Kerree an she's singin a classic Billy Wivvaz song!
Up next for you I've got a lovely girl - I don't actually like boys, sorry Joe McElderry. ANYWAY her name is Keri and she's singing a classic Bill Withers song.

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[Z]

Keri you were simply divoiiine tonoight. The dress is stahnning, you look fayyntastic. Your vocals were flawliss.

[Niamh.]

Oh It's me!! Just in time!

[Z]

Next up we're going to Joey Walsh and his third act of the evening. Joey?

It's Storm Lee!

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[Shaun]

Kerree ah'm alweez rite behind yerz, yuh've been a delite t' woak with.
Keri I'm always right behind you, you've been a delight to work with.

[Z]

Stawm Lee, you were very rock 'n' roll tonoight! It was a little bit karaoke because you're over 25 and have red hair, anything you do has got to be a piss take.