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Originally Posted by Claymores

I can tell you a bad Reeperbahn (Hamburg) story - 2 hookers asked me in street.......I cheekily answered "how much for 2 at once?". The Lie price was 100 Euros. I just walked away laughing to the bar, but one guy went back and took the offer.

They drugged and viagra-ed him and he returned to our hotel 2100 Euros poorer the next afternoon.

Originally Posted by Claymores

Best Reeperbahn story - the hookers even infest inside the McDonalds places. We were standing in the queue (3 Scottish and one German) @ 2am. A hooker came up and said en Deutsch "Would you not prefer a BJ instead of a burger?" to us.

We could not understand the language (he explained later), but he looked her up and down and said "No, I think the burger would be better"

So you wouldnt reccomend Hamburg's hookers then

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theres this road in liverpool thats full of hookers (i think locke lives there with his girlfriend) anyway once when i was driving down the road with my mum we saw this guy talking to one of them and he was like really really good looking i was like wtf :/

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Originally Posted by MTVN

So you wouldnt reccomend Hamburg's hookers then

No idea Matt. Don't get taken to the bordelos and lose 2100 Euros unless you've just won the lottery! I happened to meet a sweetie at the bar just as I'd dusted-off the hookers.........she is called Justinique which is a strangely french name for a German lass.........we had fine time for free and I almost missed the flight home the next day........another silly story

I HATED Sea Devils (Hamburg) and only went with the Galaxy fans so all 4000 Galaxys could put-up Scotland banners and flags to booooooo 'home' team on the field (NFLE cancelled our franchise to be replaced by Hamburg and all the other fans were angry)

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Originally Posted by Claymores

we had fine time for free

quote of the decade

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Originally Posted by Claymores

No idea Matt. Don't get taken to the bordelos and lose 2100 Euros unless you've just won the lottery! I happened to meet a sweetie at the bar just as I'd dusted-off the hookers.........she is called Justinique which is a strangely french name for a German lass.........we had fine time for free and I almost missed the flight home the next day........another silly story

I HATED Sea Devils (Hamburg) and only went with the Galaxy fans so all 4000 Galaxys could put-up Scotland banners and flags to booooooo 'home' team on the field (NFLE cancelled our franchise to be replaced by Hamburg and all the other fans were angry)

Lol you're full of funny stories Ian, seems like you made the right choice in the end then, even if you did nearly miss your plane

Galaxy, they're Frankfurt right? It's a shame that the two British teams were replaced, particularly the London/England Monarchs beause they were discontinued before I ever got to see a game as a proper fan of the sport. It was basically NFL Germany by the time the league eventually ended.

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Originally Posted by simonsays

theres this road in liverpool thats full of hookers (i think locke lives there with his girlfriend) anyway once when i was driving down the road with my mum we saw this guy talking to one of them and he was like really really good looking i was like wtf :/

In even quiet cities in Germany they have a red light street - such as Aachen.

The bride's little brother is a little naiive - he stands chatting to a hooker about the weather.............poor little guy - after 5 minutes I get bored waiting and say "how much suk or fuk?" in broad Scottish for him to finish the deal!!!! Do it or no,I wanna go home to bed!!!

Best Aachen story is 3 Scottish got what they wanted from looking at the rude street..........I got a packet of cigs from the fag machine, Al got a light for his ciggie from a window hooker and Roy found a pair of designer sunglasses lying in the street

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Originally Posted by MTVN

Lol you're full of funny stories Ian, seems like you made the right choice in the end then, even if you did nearly miss your plane

Galaxy, they're Frankfurt right? It's a shame that the two British teams were replaced, particularly the London/England Monarchs beause they were discontinued before I ever got to see a game as a proper fan of the sport. It was basically NFL Germany by the time the league eventually ended.

Ah Matt - you'd have LOVED that time - going to London, Edinburgh, Barcelona, Amsterdam, Duesseldorf, Frankfurt. It was the best of times. Much better than international series as you meet the locals and party with them in local bars - no animosity. In a second I will change my avatar to Boppard 2011 where on a boat down the Rheine River I will bicker with my Monarchs pals and say "cheers" while we drink one!

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Originally Posted by Claymores

Ah Matt - you'd have LOVED that time - going to London, Edinburgh, Barcelona, Amsterdam, Duesseldorf, Frankfurt. It was the best of times. Much better than international series as you meet the locals and party with them in local bars - no animosity. In a second I will change my avatar to Boppard 2011 where on a boat down the Rheine River I will bicker with my Monarchs pals and say "cheers" while we drink one!

Yeah, it does sound like a great laugh, you followed the Claymores all around Europe then? I would have loved to have been able to do that. I do love the IS games though, have you experienced aminosity there before? Cant say I have although there are a few fans who can be a pain. What's happening at Boppard, some kind of reunion or something?