[Kyle]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Captain I see another ship on the horizon, its has the Dexter flag aloft and its called the good ship lollipop. Very aptly named as we can now give it a good licking.

Shiver mi timbers it looks like he's trying to board without permission (just like with Hazel and Charlie hahahaha).

To the cannons ya miserly sea dogs!

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Captain I see another ship on the horizon, its has the Dexter flag aloft and its called the good ship lollipop. Very aptly named as we can now give it a good licking.

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!

I am for sure on board too, really great thread and post too Simple Minds.

What was that song of Simple Minds,'See the Light/s' hopefully more will in fact see the light and get on board too.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

I am for sure on board too, really great thread and post too Simple Minds.

What was that song of Simple Minds,'See the Light/s' hopefully more will in fact see the light and get on board too.

Of course Joey welcome aboard.

[Kazanne]

Hoist the mainsails,it's going to be a bumpy ride
And someone get Sam some smelling salts

[sampvt]

Capt this is the latest of dexter ready to do battle, permission to catch him please.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Capt this is the latest of dexter ready to do battle, permission to catch him please.

that looks to sweet to be Dexter rat Sam,we need to find the fugly one and that will be the one.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

that looks to sweet to be Dexter rat Sam,we need to find the fugly one and that will be the one.

I agree with the rat catcher Sam, this is not the real Dexter I believe this may be a ruse.

The Dexter is a cunning one, that rat may be the identity he tried to steal previously.

[Kyle]

Theeeeeere may be a Dexter on this Island crew......I suggest.....we take a.....small search party down annnnd......take a look for ourselves.


Number 1 Smudgie, you have the Deck, I am taking Rat catcher and Doctor Hadouken down with me to investigate....oh and 1 random crewman that nobody has seen before that will cop it somewhere in the final sequence.

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Theeeeeere may be a Dexter on this Island crew......I suggest.....we take a.....small search party down annnnd......take a look for ourselves.


Number 1 Smudgie, you have the Deck, I am taking Rat catcher and Doctor Hadouken down with me to investigate....oh and 1 random crewman that nobody has seen before that will cop it somewhere in the final sequence.

Aye aye Captain.

[sampvt]

Are either of these the man in question. I think the one with the headgear is protecting himself from Sam but the other seems to be an early picture of him in his first few weeks.

[sampvt]

On another note, how the fuffing hell can \I make my pics bigger.

[aman201]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!

[mr rochester]

What brig? I was a good and honest rating - splicing me mainbrace and hoisting me mizzenmast - when a gust of wind blew me overboard...I did let you know by timidly calling up to you Sir...but you were a bit busy.

Barnacle anyone...?

[Kyle]

Shiver mi timbers I'm going to get sued for this now, I knew I shouldn't have let Smudgie be in charge of the deck. Now when Mr Rochesters family find out he's living under the sea with the fishes I am going to have a huge law suit on my hands.

Damn me, I should have got pirate insurance.

[mr rochester]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Shiver mi timbers I'm going to get sued for this now, I knew I shouldn't have let Smudgie be in charge of the deck. Now when Mr Rochesters family find out he's living under the sea with the fishes I am going to have a huge law suit on my hands.

Damn me, I should have got pirate insurance.

Fear not Captain my Captain Sir. My family are but humble servants at the Endemol Great Hall in Boringwood. They will wish you no trouble. Please will you bear in mind that it was my dying wish that someone would remember to feed the ship's cat Witchhazel? She's a very good ratter...

EX ABS ROCHESTER

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Shiver mi timbers

Damn me, I should have got pirate insurance.

Try ADMIRAL....

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Try ADMIRAL....

nice one

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Try ADMIRAL....

[mr rochester]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Try ADMIRAL....

...if I could breathe I would laugh my watery head orf...

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by mr rochester

...if I could breathe I would laugh my watery head orf...

I think you may have swallowed a seahorse.

[Kazanne]

Don't ye worry captain,when we trap the rat we will fleece him for for all that bull**** and ransome him to get Mr Rochester back from his watery grave,captain Sam has unseen powers,I am sure there will be a couple ,willing to give their lives for the varmint

[Kyle]

You make me proud my loyal crew, you have all the attributes that Dexter does not have and I have good faith that the H.M.S Samuel will defeat the privateer ship the Deadly Dexter and get back our loot and the location of poor Mr Rochester who is 7 leagues under the sea somewhere in Bermuda. Or is it Off the coast of Port Elizabeth? This is why we need to find it because I don't know where he is....

[mr rochester]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

You make me proud my loyal crew, you have all the attributes that Dexter does not have and I have good faith that the H.M.S Samuel will defeat the privateer ship the Deadly Dexter and get back our loot and the location of poor Mr Rochester who is 7 leagues under the sea somewhere in Bermuda. Or is it Off the coast of Port Elizabeth? This is why we need to find it because I don't know where he is....

erm...I think I said I was 3 miles off Cadiz...

There's good money in capturing ships Cap'n. Her majesty will reward you well and probably give you a Knighthood and a country estate. I could come back and be your resident ghost and we could open it to the public...But I am getting ahead of myself...

Has anyone seen Witchhazel? Is she safe and fed.

I must say these seahorses are delicious...

EX ABS ROCHESTER

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by mr rochester

erm...I think I said I was 3 miles off Cadiz...

There's good money in capturing ships Cap'n. Her majesty will reward you well and probably give you a Knighthood and a country estate. I could come back and be your resident ghost and we could open it to the public...But I am getting ahead of myself...

Has anyone seen Witchhazel? Is she safe and fed.

I must say these seahorses are delicious...

EX ABS ROCHESTER

Witch hazel has escaped. I will court martial whoever I left in charge of the brig we can't have a Manipulator of men like that running about the ship! Some of us have been at sea for months having to make do with drilling a hole in the wall.

I've had enough of splinters!