[KingOfTheMods]

She probably does stink. No amount of bird bath washing can substitute a good shower or bath. I'm in the military and I used to go on exercises where there were no ablutions available. We had to rely on washing with basins of water and wet wipes. Even after just a few days you could start to smell yourself and the others around you.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by KingOfTheMods

She probably does stink. No amount of bird bath washing can substitute a good shower or bath. I'm in the military and I used to go on exercises where there were no ablutions available. We had to rely on washing with basins of water and wet wipes. Even after just a few days you could start to smell yourself and the others around you.

Did your willy smell?

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Did your willy smell?

Daniel-lewis!

[KingOfTheMods]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Did your willy smell?

Like stinking bishop cheese. We used to get back to camp and get hour long showers. Then go to the pub and fall asleep after half a pint.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by KingOfTheMods

Like stinking bishop cheese. We used to get back to camp and get hour long showers. Then go to the pub and fall asleep after half a pint.

Sexual.

What about touching yourself? How can you go days without bashing the bishop?

[Marmalite]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Sexual.

What about touching yourself? How can you go days without bashing the bishop?

Bloody hell... slightly off topic. Should the rest of us leave?

[KingOfTheMods]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Sexual.

What about touching yourself? How can you go days without bashing the bishop?

You don't. People in the military collectively probably have every bit of porn there has ever been on their hard drives. Even the birds.

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by Veronica

I love Hazel but saying that in front of everybody is pretty cruel and I don't know how anyone can defend that.. If someone smells you should tell them privately.

^^ This, except I don't love Hazel