[Z]

Caitlouis Walsh and Shuryl Fernandez-Versini-Cole-Tweedy in dramatic bust up!

It's all guns blazing once again on the T Factor set as Shuryl finds herself embroiled in further controversy after a dramatic showdown with fellow judge Caitlouis. Caitloulou and Nation's Sweetheart Shuryl didn't agree on whether Nasty Twerking Collective (Ammi Dotdotdot, 22, Niamh Potatoes, 107 and Livia McJewish, 24) were deserving of a place in the next round or not; Caitlouis said "You remind me of a young Girls Aloud, but with more talent!" to which Shuryl was furious, sniping back that her fellow judge was "a filthy leprechaun shagger" and "probably a poofter, let's face it." When asked to clarify her comments, Fernandez-Versini-Cole-Tweedy-Donatello-Raphael-Michaelangelo-the-other-ninja-turtle shrugged and said "I'm not the one who made my way through the music business sucking off young men", earning a snort from fellow judge Mel Z. We can't wait for more! - ZetaNews

Goodness me

[Shaun]

**** off you dick

yeah

...

[Z]

Shuryl Fertrampdez-Veryeasy harbours refugees in her Crazy Stupid Vagina

T Factor judge Shuryl has yet another PR disaster on her hands after it's revealed exclusively by the Mail On Sunday that she harboured a family of 14 African immigrants in her Love Machine. The ex-girl band singer is said to have traumatised the family, who are distantly related to one of Shuryl's former victims, Gamu Nhengu, with one source close to the scandal saying that they "would never forget the sound of her underground" and they "said that the promise she made, promise she made, is starting to give them an intense burning sensation and they're a bit concerned they have The Loving Kind of hepatitis after their experience." Although it's been a long hot summer, it's believed that life got cold for the family who it's said can't speak French but of course have a whola lotta history with our Shuzza. Will Shuryl see the day where we don't have yet another disastrous headline about her?

Bring back Shulisa !!!!!!!!!

[T*]

Mel Z still sour that For Once in Me Leaf flopped and Crazy Stupid Glove beat her in the charts

[Z]

Dertom O'Leary caught braiding Shuryl Ferskankdez-Vagini's pubes

T Factor executives have been left reeling after esteemed presenter of the show, Dertom O'Leary, was caught giving Nation's Sweetheart Shuryl an unusual pubic mane. Insiders say that one of the contestants in the running for the Overs category, Benjamin Turtle, 94, was looking for the disabled toilet so he could do a sit down wee and not get any on his shoes, when he accidentally stumbled across Dertom knotting corn rows into Shuryl's Ashley-Cole-hole. When asked about what he saw, Mr Turtle claimed "I don't want to say I saw him attaching little shells to the ends and they were knocking against her knees because of how long her pubes are and you could hear the ocean if you put your ear against them, but I also don't want to say I didn't see that." Known for being a grotty bitch and trendsetter alike, will Shuryl's Caribbean coochie style prove to be the next biggest fashion statement? We think it's unlikely, we'd love to hear your thoughts below. - ZetaNews

Goodness

[T*]

Originally Posted by Z

Goodness

(I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified )

[T*]

We got stickied!

[T*]

May open apps tomorrow

[T*]

Applications shall open soon

[T*]

I'm still sorting out the final judges
So far we have:

• Shuryl Cole
• Mel Z
• Ninastar/Caitlin (Judge name suggestions welcome)

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by Tom!

I'm still sorting out the final judges
So far we have:

• Shuryl Cole
• Mel Z
• Ninastar/Caitlin (Judge name suggestions welcome)

Lezza Walsh?

[T*]

Originally Posted by Firewire

Lezza Walsh?

omfg

[T*]

Here's a beta version of how the voting will work!

Youtube video

[T*]

Applications open today!

[T*]

Also the first 4 rounds will have you all doing 2 songs, an existing one and you will also write one. There will be 16 acts, 4 acts in each round.

[T*]

GUESS WHAT BITCHES

Youtube video

[T*]

Also, I can confirm that ShaTom Osbourne is a judge
(Idk about the name tho)

[T*]

Remember- Your stage name has to be different to your actual tibb name.

[T*]

Youtube video

[T*]

Bump

[Tom4784]

I'd apply but if I wouldn't want to make the game boring by dominating everyone else

[T*]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

I'd apply but if I wouldn't want to make the game boring by dominating everyone else

Do it, or you can be a judge

[Ammi]

..Dezzi Banogue.....(more relevant than Kylie..)....

[T*]

bump!

[T*]

BUMP