[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Eighteen, but aren't there a few left to do write ups and pick people?

Oh there are, I'm just making my nomination shortlist now. I have to narrow this down from 52 potentials so this will take some time

[MB.]

Wait is there anyone left from those noms welp

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by MB.

Wait is there anyone left from those noms welp

I did a list of the snatched ones a bit back.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

I did a list of the snatched ones a bit back.

Thanks. I'll try and write something quick to speed this back up, so you know... don't expect anything Pulitzer-worthy.

Again.

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by MB.

Thanks. I'll try and write something quick to speed this back up, so you know... don't expect anything Pulitzer-worthy.

Again.

I guess you'll evict Greedy Mo and save Nathan?

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Wait is there anyone left from those noms welp

(sorry, I'll translate this - 'cripes, is anybody still remaining out of the original nominations?' I'm far too lazy to check)

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by MB.

Wait is there anyone left from those noms welp

Greedy Mo and Nathan - BB11

Daniel_ needs to nominate two more people as he only nominated sixteen housemates

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Greedy Mo and Nathan - BB11

Daniel_ needs to nominate two more people as he only nominated sixteen housemates

This is true

[Daniel.]

Welp I thought it was sixteen

[Daniel.]

So I nominate Joel and Luke S

[MB.]

Actually there's a lot more to write about Mo and I'll bestow that honour upon someone else.

229th. Nathan Dunn (BB11)


(of course I had to Google his surname. Which, unlike that of Steven Goode, is appropriate because he Dunn **** all in the house)

Nathan… ah, there is literally nothing to write about Nathan. Nothing at all. One of the housemates picked by Big Brother live in front of the house as part of the final (yeah thanks BB12) series, this half-joiner, half-Neanderthal came lumbering out of the crowd with a monobrow and a really grating accent and in spite of all of that I’m fairly sure he was among the favourites to win? We were living in a post-Ulrika world, people, anything can happen.

And it turns out absolutely nothing did happen – for the first two weeks or so at least. Nathan was rather if not completely invisible, blending into the actually quite lovely painted background of the BB11 house that was far too nice for a caveman such as him to be living in. I suppose he did have emerge as the cook (sic) of the season, and a bit of a controlling one at that, which I guess explains why the rest of the house allowed this primitive ape man thing to be in charge of each and every one of their meals. That bunch of wusses.

And yeah then he was evicted. Obviously, the reason that he went was little to do with him and much more to do with the fact that his opponent was John James (not-very-fun fact: this was the only head-to-head eviction of the series) (also not-very-fun fact: it would have resulted in Caoimhe’s eviction otherwise so yay Save and Replace?) And then he left. And that was it for our unibrowed #lad. The house mourned him for the best part of three minutes and then Rachel Ifon descended from the sky in a giant tin foil spaceship so everything was right again in the universe.

But no, it wasn’t! Because in a task(?) that has no doubt inspired many (read: every) Channel 5 series after it, a bunch of housemates returned for the final week to do something or other, and as a part of this Nathan had a date-of-sorts with Corin. Which wasn’t actually a date because Nathan then revealed that he was in fact doing Rachael (in the words of Corin, “that Rachael”), who John James had insulted at one time or another, resulting in Nathan wanting him dead and John James having a teary, crabby meltdown and we’ll just ignore that the show just pandered to him at this point because we all know how Weeks 3-ish to 10 of BB11 went and it isn’t pretty, and we also all know how John James was and it isn’t pretty (summed up very eloquently by Macie a few entries back). Tl;dr: you made John James cry, have a brownie point.

And thankfully this time, that was it. After BB, I imagine he stuck with Rachael (cough-out-of-your-league-mate-cough) and became the Jay Z to her Beyoncé (...yeah, apt comparison), grew a beard that I will most definitely make no comment about (…lol) and, in other important news, I was vaguely Facebook friends with him for some reason (remember Facebook? It’s that thing you used once in 2008 and your aunt now uses to share Britain First posts and pictures of the Minions). So much like us all in life, Nathan won’t be remembered for what he did as a person, but what John James and his Twitterati threatened to do to him.

PS: Yes yes I just used the term ‘Twitterati’ it’s 2am leave me be.

PPS: Somebody should compare John James’ Twitter army and Ashleigh’s iPhone army. Because she would win, yes? Trust me, I need this.

I'm saving Luke S and will continue to do so until Macie plucks up the courage to cut him because that's all what we secretly want isn't it.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Actually there's a lot more to write about Mo and I'll bestow that honour upon someone else.

229th. Nathan Dunn (BB11)


(of course I had to Google his surname. Which, unlike that of Steven Goode, is appropriate because he Dunn **** all in the house)

Nathan… ah, there is literally nothing to write about Nathan. Nothing at all. One of the housemates picked by Big Brother live in front of the house as part of the final (yeah thanks BB12) series, this half-joiner, half-Neanderthal came lumbering out of the crowd with a monobrow and a really grating accent and in spite of all of that I’m fairly sure he was among the favourites to win? We were living in a post-Ulrika world, people, anything can happen.

And it turns out absolutely nothing did happen – for the first two weeks or so at least. Nathan was rather if not completely invisible, blending into the actually quite lovely painted background of the BB11 house that was far too nice for a caveman such as him to be living in. I suppose he did have emerge as the cook (sic) of the season, and a bit of a controlling one at that, which I guess explains why the rest of the house allowed this primitive ape man thing to be in charge of each and every one of their meals. That bunch of wusses.

And yeah then he was evicted. Obviously, the reason that he went was little to do with him and much more to do with the fact that his opponent was John James (not-very-fun fact: this was the only head-to-head eviction of the series) (also not-very-fun fact: it would have resulted in Caoimhe’s eviction otherwise so yay Save and Replace?) And then he left. And that was it for our unibrowed #lad. The house mourned him for the best part of three minutes and then Rachel Ifon descended from the sky in a giant tin foil spaceship so everything was right again in the universe.

But no, it wasn’t! Because in a task(?) that has no doubt inspired many (read: every) Channel 5 series after it, a bunch of housemates returned for the final week to do something or other, and as a part of this Nathan had a date-of-sorts with Corin. Which wasn’t actually a date because Nathan then revealed that he was in fact doing Rachael (in the words of Corin, “that Rachael”), who John James had insulted at one time or another, resulting in Nathan wanting him dead and John James having a teary, crabby meltdown and we’ll just ignore that the show just pandered to him at this point because we all know how Weeks 3-ish to 10 of BB11 went and it isn’t pretty, and we also all know how John James was and it isn’t pretty (summed up very eloquently by Macie a few entries back). Tl;dr: you made John James cry, have a brownie point.

And thankfully this time, that was it. After BB, I imagine he stuck with Rachael (cough-out-of-your-league-mate-cough) and became the Jay Z to her Beyoncé (...yeah, apt comparison), grew a beard that I will most definitely make no comment about (…lol) and, in other important news, I was vaguely Facebook friends with him for some reason (remember Facebook? It’s that thing you used once in 2008 and your aunt now uses to share Britain First posts and pictures of the Minions). So much like us all in life, Nathan won’t be remembered for what he did as a person, but what John James and his Twitterati threatened to do to him.

PS: Yes yes I just used the term ‘Twitterati’ it’s 2am leave me be.

PPS: Somebody should compare John James’ Twitter army and Ashleigh’s iPhone army. Because she would win, yes? Trust me, I need this.

I'm saving Luke S and will continue to do so until Macie plucks up the courage to cut him because that's all what we secretly want isn't it.

So that was nice wasn't it

[Daniel.]

So I added Joel and Luke S to the original post, sorry!

Who is left to cut and save?

[reece(:]

Mo and Joel for Jake?

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Mo and Joel for Jake?

oh well that's ****ing fantastic

[MB.]

...yeah, good luck with that one Jake...

[Black Dagger]

Mo >>>>>>>>>>

One of the easiest votes tbqh.

(Yeah I will muster up the energy for my reasons for Steve in the morning now I'm really sleepy.)

[MB.]

I've gone from 'there's nothing to say about Nathan' to writing 600 words about Nathan. So there's that.

[reece(:]

All I can remember from Nathan are that he had a row with Shabby and Caoimhe replaced him on save and replace, but those are Shabby/Caoimhe moments.

He and Shabby are supposedly BFFs now.

[Black Dagger]

Yeah I legit only remember raincloud of doom.

[Jack_]

Are Nathan and Rachael still together? I've literally never been more jealous of a male housemate

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Are Nathan and Rachael still together? I've literally never been more jealous of a male housemate

There were still together as of September 2013 and the fact that they lasted that long gives me no reason to believe he isn't secretly stinking rich they won't last another three years.

[Jake.]

-Saves Mo, Eliminates Joel, will do my write up this evening-

[reece(:]

Can we touch on how "The Baron" is one of the cringiest nicknames to give yourself on a show like this.

[Black Dagger]

Oh god yes. And him getting Keeley to sit on his lap and call herself the baroness