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Right, Lee and Joe, do you want to be a donkey, a sheep or Jesus's Auntie?
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So who is looking after Front of House and collecting money for the tickets in the foyer.

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..I didn't get a part...ok, no worries....I'm happy to be in the audience...that's an important part too...isn't it mum?.....
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Heard Locke wants to play the role of Puff Claus the first gay Father Christmas.. the story goes then he would only deliver presents to the gay children of the world and neglect the straight children ( he'd actually piss down there chimneys instead ) he was soon found out by Don Juan ( played by me ) and on Christmas eve 1856 he was thrown to his death from the rooftops by Don Juan and Don Juan became the guy we know as Father Christmas today
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I still need a Donkey, 3 sheep and someone to play Jesus's auntie Petula (might change that name yet )
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Ladies please.

Stop your bitchfest in my thread, I am trying to cast an important production here, go find me some sheep.
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