[Livia]

Originally Posted by Shaun

ah, thought it was familiar

week 1~
~after the launch night, a small group of Karl, Nathan, lily, Jessica and Novo forms. They occupy the treehouse from time to time and trade stories about how Nathan was once retweeted by Kriss Akubusi and lily was a groupie for Metallica. Meanwhile, Claudia has begun to display signs of social interaction but still spends most of the day alone and making metallic noises. Sia, Laura, Dean and Vanessa have formed another group, who stay mostly in the bedroom dressing up and singing. Livia is essentially the mother of the house and takes up residence in the kitchen, whilst the others bandy about the house looking for attention. Conor, the first HM to the diary room, is made Head of House (but isn't an actor sry). He nominates Josiah for being dramatic, Dean for insulting him and Amy21 for arguing with Sticks over who is most attractive. Afterwards, the house pass their shopping task ("name 50 shades of grey", single-handedly passed by claudia in just under 20 seconds) and enjoy Jessica's birthday party by getting drunk again. Dean has a breakdown and tells Scott he's a heifer, and becomes something of a public hate figure for 2 days. The night before the eviction, Amy comes to the diary room and just does a shit on the floor, securing her eviction~
saved: Josiah
evicted (head to head): Amy21

LOL... Heaven help you all...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

did kizzy just discover gifs or something

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Scott

did kizzy just discover gifs or something

[Z]

pmsfl at Shaun's series

[King Gizzard]

Lostalex (potential to be a classic housemate)
Novo
Karl (a potential winner)
Sticks
Drew
Roy
Black Dagger
Shaun

Niamh
kizzy
Vanessa
Livia
chuff me dizzy
Lily
Josy
Munchkins

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

oh my stars

[King Gizzard]

Scott, Locke and Vicky late entries

I have got way too many HM's haven't I

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Scott

did kizzy just discover gifs or something

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Lostalex (potential to be a classic housemate)
Novo
Karl (a potential winner)
Sticks
Drew
Roy
Black Dagger
Shaun

Niamh
kizzy
Vanessa
Livia
chuff me dizzy
Lily
Josy
Munchkins

I'm figuring very highly here...

[Z]

HM#1 - Patrick - Patrick is introduced as a pot smoking BB fanatic who hasn't been able to have a regular sex life since Samanda were housemates and he couldn't get the thought of shouting "YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM MY PENIS!" at a set of twins out of his head. He hopes that being a housemate will cure him, but he'll be very angry if he can't masturbate at least once a day, hopefully a fit bird will want to help him out.

HM#2 - Ninastar - Caitlin introduces herself as a blonde bombshell, high powered business lesbian who thinks boys are gross and if it was up to her, she would ban boys from being allowed anywhere near her. She loves children and she hates fox hunting.

HM#3 - GypsyGoth - Claudia nervously introduces herself as a huge fan of Kristen Stewart and admits that she would be open to the idea of finding love in the Big Brother house. She says she's thought about getting with girls before but only if they were blonde and really loved children because she has always wanted children. She hates conflict but she loves passing sarcastic comments when fights are taking place and admits she's received a few black eyes from it before but also that she was turned on by getting beaten up.

HM#4 - Karl - Karl swaggers up the stairs and shouts "420 BLAZE IT!" at the crowd before entering the house. In his VT he says it'll be hard for him to go more than a week without smoking weed and he's already feeling paranoid about people having secret stashes that they won't share with him. He says he doesn't trust older women because he's been seduced by cougars before.

HM#5 - Kate - Kate steps out of the limousine wearing a dress with a plunging neckline and the crowd goes wild. She says that she hopes to make friends in the house and her favourite thing to do is to ask people to design hats for others but then be ignored. She doesn't clarify this point further. She says she hates everything Mike Myers has ever done, especially voicing Shrek, which she says gives her night terrors.

HM#6 - Glenn - Glenn, a professional Olly Murs and Shrek impersonator (also used to do that one from Hear'Say but no one wants to hire him for that anymore) says he wants to win Big Brother and he doesn't care if he makes friends or not. He hopes his skills at impersonating other people will come in handy in the house, and he says he really hates women unless they're lesbians because lesbians are related to ogres. The crowd boos.

HM#7 - Salman! - Salman declares himself to be the biggest Big Brother fan of all time and says that he hasn't been able to support his favourite popstar Rihanna properly ever since he heard about the epidemic of boys not being able to have a normal sex life after watching Samanda on Big Brother. He says that if he ever met a boy like that he would beat him up, just like Rihanna got beaten up, so he'd snap out of it.

HM#8 - Apple202 - Apple says he loves sassy people and he hates Olly Murs because he's the exact opposite of sassy. He likes making friends and he loves making fun of people, especially when they're easy to wind up. He hates clothes that aren't from Abercrombie&Fitch.

HM#9 - Kazanne - Kazanne causes the crowd to burst into unanimous tears as she talks about her success story growing up and the crowd give her the loudest cheer of all. She says she hopes she makes friends in the house and says that she hates conflict.

HM#10 - Kizzy - Kizzy raises an eyebrow at the camera and systematically causes the camera man to burst into tears and tell her all his flaws and problems in life without so much as saying a word. She says she can't tolerate idiots and she absolutely hates Scottish people because they smell of Irn Bru burps and are impossible to understand.

HM#11 - Lee - Lee belches really loudly and says "foo's yer doos min far yi gan fit d'yi mean yi canna stand the smella Irn Bru yir a panny yi ken at min?" The crowd blink and don't have a clue what she says. From what they understand, they think Lee dislikes groups of women because they can't down Irn Bru as fast as men can and she likes trolleys, or something.

HM#12 - Josy - Josy says she designs graphics for a living and then starts to say something about her interests but then she burps and inhales deeply, and says "ah canna abide by folk at hink Irn Bru's gash yi ken aye, Irn Bru's ih fukn tits min! Da ken how tae survive wioot ma Irn Bru fix in ih morn pal but!" She says she thinks boys farting is hilarious and something about when gay people are all in your face but nobody really knows what she said.

HM#13 - Scott - Scott says he's already horny and doesn't know how he's going to cope in the house if he can't masturbate at least once a day. He says he hates everyone apart from himself and he loves having alter egos and he might change personality at the drop of a hat. He then becomes a woman called Jackie Travers and sassily storms up the stairs and into the house.

HM#14 - LemonJam - James is the final housemate to enter. He says he likes to take a backseat in conversations because people are stupid and he much prefers instruments, but he says he hopes to make friends in the house and that he's fluent in making people believe he speaks Portuguese.


Week 1:

- Patrick and Scott get involved in a sex crazed mutual masturbation incident before Patrick realises that he's not gay and screams at Scott for being a "****ing ****** what the **** do you think you're ****ing doing to my ****ing private parts you ****ing ****!?!?! YOU'RE A FAILY *******!!!!"

- Ninastar tries to hit on Josy and is turned on by Josy's Irn Bru burps but Josy tells Caitlin that she's not a lesbian, she just burps like one. Caitlin isn't convinced and lusts after her from afar. Lee gets offended that Josy's Irn Bru burps are more attractive than hers.

- The housemates put on a talent show and Apple and Kate are horrified at Glenn's career as a Shrek and Olly Murs impersonator and are determined to get him voted out of the house.

- Kizzy rants in the diary room for twenty minutes about Scottish people and says it's disgusting that they have to live alongside country folk who smell of Irn Bru.

- Apple is impressed by how sassy Scott is but is put off by the fact Scott doesn't wear A&F and feels conflicted.

- GypsyGoth is Head of House and has to nominate three people to be evicted. She picks Patrick for the abuse he gave to Scott, LemonJam for being quiet and not getting to know him, and Apple because he made a snide comment to her about not wearing Abercrombie&Fitch. Big Brother then announces that those three housemates are safe and it was in fact a trick. GypsyGoth feels betrayed and develops extreme trust issues. The rest of the housemates are automatically up for eviction. There will be no more Head of House until further notice.

- Josy is evicted.

Week 2:

- Salman discovers the reason Patrick got so angry at Scott was because they were masturbating together. He and Apple think this is disgusting. Apple doesn't admit the reason he's so upset by this is because he wanted to be the first one to masturbate with Scott. Salman then discovers that Patrick can't have a normal sex life because of the Samanda incident and decides he absolutely hates Patrick.

- Kizzy and Lee get into a fight over Josy's eviction. Kizzy is delighted because that means one less Scottish person in the house; Lee is offended and thinks Kizzy has it out for her. Lee admits in the Diary Room that she doesn't care that Josy was evicted because it means she has the nicest smelling burps in the house.

- GypsyGoth feels deeply betrayed by Big Brother and hasn't spoken a word since she was lied to. Ninastar finds this attractive and tries to hit on her but Claudia gets upset and refuses to respond to her advances. Caitlin feels upset.

- Karl and Patrick bond over their love of weed and LemonJam joins in with them, but feels like an outsider because he's not Irish.

- Kate, and Apple plot to get Glenn out of the house but are banned from nominating by Big Brother for discussing nominations. They blame this on Glenn and get even angrier, so start to try and convince other housemates that Glenn is a horrible person to live with. They tell Kazanne it was Glenn who burped in the bathroom and made it smell like bacon. Kazanne is disgusted, as a staunch vegetarian, and furiously avoids speaking to Glenn.

- The real perpetrator of the bacon burp was Lee, who is trying to branch out and get more people to like her. She is angry that Kate and Apple are giving her burp credit to Glenn and is especially annoyed that Kazanne believed them.

- Kizzy screams at Patrick after she finds him masturbating underneath her bed. He said he liked the peaceful atmosphere.

- Glenn and Ninastar form a close friendship because of their mutual love for lesbians and he tries to give her advice about seducing Claudia.

- Nominations:

Glenn - Apple, Kate
GypsyGoth - Ninastar, Glenn
Karl - Salman, Scott
Kazanne - Glenn, Lee
Kizzy - Lee, Patrick
Lee - Kazanne, Kizzy
LemonJam - Apple, Salman
Ninastar - Patrick, Salman
Patrick - Kizzy, Scott
Salman - Patrick, Scott
Scott - Patrick, Salman

banned from nominating:

Apple
Kate

Nominated: Patrick vs Salman

Evicted: Salman


~to be continued~

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Zee

HM#1 - Patrick - Patrick is introduced as a pot smoking BB fanatic who hasn't been able to have a regular sex life since Samanda were housemates and he couldn't get the thought of shouting "YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM MY PENIS!" at a set of twins out of his head. He hopes that being a housemate will cure him, but he'll be very angry if he can't masturbate at least once a day, hopefully a fit bird will want to help him out.

HM#10 - Kizzy - Kizzy raises an eyebrow at the camera and systematically causes the camera man to burst into tears and tell her all his flaws and problems in life without so much as saying a word. She says she can't tolerate idiots and she absolutely hates Scottish people because they smell of Irn Bru burps and are impossible to understand.

HM#11 - Lee - Lee belches really loudly and says "foo's yer doos min far yi gan fit d'yi mean yi canna stand the smella Irn Bru yir a panny yi ken at min?" The crowd blink and don't have a clue what she says. From what they understand, they think Lee dislikes groups of women because they can't down Irn Bru as fast as men can and she likes trolleys, or something.

HM#12 - Josy - Josy says she designs graphics for a living and then starts to say something about her interests but then she burps and inhales deeply, and says "ah canna abide by folk at hink Irn Bru's gash yi ken aye, Irn Bru's ih fukn tits min! Da ken how tae survive wioot ma Irn Bru fix in ih morn pal but!" She says she thinks boys farting is hilarious and something about when gay people are all in your face but nobody really knows what she said.


Week 1:

- Patrick and Scott get involved in a sex crazed mutual masturbation incident before Patrick realises that he's not gay and screams at Scott for being a "****ing ****** what the **** do you think you're ****ing doing to my ****ing private parts you ****ing ****!?!?! YOU'RE A FAILY *******!!!!"

- Kizzy and Lee get into a fight over Josy's eviction. Kizzy is delighted because that means one less Scottish person in the house; Lee is offended and thinks Kizzy has it out for her. Lee admits in the Diary Room that she doesn't care that Josy was evicted because it means she has the nicest smelling burps in the house.

- Kate, and Apple plot to get Glenn out of the house but are banned from nominating by Big Brother for discussing nominations. They blame this on Glenn and get even angrier, so start to try and convince other housemates that Glenn is a horrible person to live with. They tell Kazanne it was Glenn who burped in the bathroom and made it smell like bacon. Kazanne is disgusted, as a staunch vegetarian, and furiously avoids speaking to Glenn.

- Kizzy screams at Patrick after she finds him masturbating underneath her bed. He said he liked the peaceful atmosphere.

- Glenn and Ninastar form a close friendship because of their mutual love for lesbians and he tries to give her advice about seducing Claudia.

banned from nominating:
Apple
Kate

[Glenn.]

Greg omfg

Please don't evict me before my haters

[Niamh.]

Brilliant Greg

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Zee

HM#1 - Patrick - Patrick is introduced as a pot smoking BB fanatic who hasn't been able to have a regular sex life since Samanda were housemates and he couldn't get the thought of shouting "YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM MY PENIS!" at a set of twins out of his head. He hopes that being a housemate will cure him, but he'll be very angry if he can't masturbate at least once a day, hopefully a fit bird will want to help him out.

HM#2 - Ninastar - Caitlin introduces herself as a blonde bombshell, high powered business lesbian who thinks boys are gross and if it was up to her, she would ban boys from being allowed anywhere near her. She loves children and she hates fox hunting.

HM#3 - GypsyGoth - Claudia nervously introduces herself as a huge fan of Kristen Stewart and admits that she would be open to the idea of finding love in the Big Brother house. She says she's thought about getting with girls before but only if they were blonde and really loved children because she has always wanted children. She hates conflict but she loves passing sarcastic comments when fights are taking place and admits she's received a few black eyes from it before but also that she was turned on by getting beaten up.

HM#4 - Karl - Karl swaggers up the stairs and shouts "420 BLAZE IT!" at the crowd before entering the house. In his VT he says it'll be hard for him to go more than a week without smoking weed and he's already feeling paranoid about people having secret stashes that they won't share with him. He says he doesn't trust older women because he's been seduced by cougars before.

HM#5 - Kate - Kate steps out of the limousine wearing a dress with a plunging neckline and the crowd goes wild. She says that she hopes to make friends in the house and her favourite thing to do is to ask people to design hats for others but then be ignored. She doesn't clarify this point further. She says she hates everything Mike Myers has ever done, especially voicing Shrek, which she says gives her night terrors.

HM#6 - Glenn - Glenn, a professional Olly Murs and Shrek impersonator (also used to do that one from Hear'Say but no one wants to hire him for that anymore) says he wants to win Big Brother and he doesn't care if he makes friends or not. He hopes his skills at impersonating other people will come in handy in the house, and he says he really hates women unless they're lesbians because lesbians are related to ogres. The crowd boos.

HM#7 - Salman! - Salman declares himself to be the biggest Big Brother fan of all time and says that he hasn't been able to support his favourite popstar Rihanna properly ever since he heard about the epidemic of boys not being able to have a normal sex life after watching Samanda on Big Brother. He says that if he ever met a boy like that he would beat him up, just like Rihanna got beaten up, so he'd snap out of it.

HM#8 - Apple202 - Apple says he loves sassy people and he hates Olly Murs because he's the exact opposite of sassy. He likes making friends and he loves making fun of people, especially when they're easy to wind up. He hates clothes that aren't from Abercrombie&Fitch.

HM#9 - Kazanne - Kazanne causes the crowd to burst into unanimous tears as she talks about her success story growing up and the crowd give her the loudest cheer of all. She says she hopes she makes friends in the house and says that she hates conflict.

HM#10 - Kizzy - Kizzy raises an eyebrow at the camera and systematically causes the camera man to burst into tears and tell her all his flaws and problems in life without so much as saying a word. She says she can't tolerate idiots and she absolutely hates Scottish people because they smell of Irn Bru burps and are impossible to understand.

HM#11 - Lee - Lee belches really loudly and says "foo's yer doos min far yi gan fit d'yi mean yi canna stand the smella Irn Bru yir a panny yi ken at min?" The crowd blink and don't have a clue what she says. From what they understand, they think Lee dislikes groups of women because they can't down Irn Bru as fast as men can and she likes trolleys, or something.

HM#12 - Josy - Josy says she designs graphics for a living and then starts to say something about her interests but then she burps and inhales deeply, and says "ah canna abide by folk at hink Irn Bru's gash yi ken aye, Irn Bru's ih fukn tits min! Da ken how tae survive wioot ma Irn Bru fix in ih morn pal but!" She says she thinks boys farting is hilarious and something about when gay people are all in your face but nobody really knows what she said.

HM#13 - Scott - Scott says he's already horny and doesn't know how he's going to cope in the house if he can't masturbate at least once a day. He says he hates everyone apart from himself and he loves having alter egos and he might change personality at the drop of a hat. He then becomes a woman called Jackie Travers and sassily storms up the stairs and into the house.

HM#14 - LemonJam - James is the final housemate to enter. He says he likes to take a backseat in conversations because people are stupid and he much prefers instruments, but he says he hopes to make friends in the house and that he's fluent in making people believe he speaks Portuguese.


Week 1:

- Patrick and Scott get involved in a sex crazed mutual masturbation incident before Patrick realises that he's not gay and screams at Scott for being a "****ing ****** what the **** do you think you're ****ing doing to my ****ing private parts you ****ing ****!?!?! YOU'RE A FAILY *******!!!!"

- Ninastar tries to hit on Josy and is turned on by Josy's Irn Bru burps but Josy tells Caitlin that she's not a lesbian, she just burps like one. Caitlin isn't convinced and lusts after her from afar. Lee gets offended that Josy's Irn Bru burps are more attractive than hers.

- The housemates put on a talent show and Apple and Kate are horrified at Glenn's career as a Shrek and Olly Murs impersonator and are determined to get him voted out of the house.

- Kizzy rants in the diary room for twenty minutes about Scottish people and says it's disgusting that they have to live alongside country folk who smell of Irn Bru.

- Apple is impressed by how sassy Scott is but is put off by the fact Scott doesn't wear A&F and feels conflicted.

- GypsyGoth is Head of House and has to nominate three people to be evicted. She picks Patrick for the abuse he gave to Scott, LemonJam for being quiet and not getting to know him, and Apple because he made a snide comment to her about not wearing Abercrombie&Fitch. Big Brother then announces that those three housemates are safe and it was in fact a trick. GypsyGoth feels betrayed and develops extreme trust issues. The rest of the housemates are automatically up for eviction. There will be no more Head of House until further notice.

- Josy is evicted.

Week 2:

- Salman discovers the reason Patrick got so angry at Scott was because they were masturbating together. He and Apple think this is disgusting. Apple doesn't admit the reason he's so upset by this is because he wanted to be the first one to masturbate with Scott. Salman then discovers that Patrick can't have a normal sex life because of the Samanda incident and decides he absolutely hates Patrick.

- Kizzy and Lee get into a fight over Josy's eviction. Kizzy is delighted because that means one less Scottish person in the house; Lee is offended and thinks Kizzy has it out for her. Lee admits in the Diary Room that she doesn't care that Josy was evicted because it means she has the nicest smelling burps in the house.

- GypsyGoth feels deeply betrayed by Big Brother and hasn't spoken a word since she was lied to. Ninastar finds this attractive and tries to hit on her but Claudia gets upset and refuses to respond to her advances. Caitlin feels upset.

- Karl and Patrick bond over their love of weed and LemonJam joins in with them, but feels like an outsider because he's not Irish.

- Kate, and Apple plot to get Glenn out of the house but are banned from nominating by Big Brother for discussing nominations. They blame this on Glenn and get even angrier, so start to try and convince other housemates that Glenn is a horrible person to live with. They tell Kazanne it was Glenn who burped in the bathroom and made it smell like bacon. Kazanne is disgusted, as a staunch vegetarian, and furiously avoids speaking to Glenn.

- The real perpetrator of the bacon burp was Lee, who is trying to branch out and get more people to like her. She is angry that Kate and Apple are giving her burp credit to Glenn and is especially annoyed that Kazanne believed them.

- Kizzy screams at Patrick after she finds him masturbating underneath her bed. He said he liked the peaceful atmosphere.

- Glenn and Ninastar form a close friendship because of their mutual love for lesbians and he tries to give her advice about seducing Claudia.

- Nominations:

Glenn - Apple, Kate
GypsyGoth - Ninastar, Glenn
Karl - Salman, Scott
Kazanne - Glenn, Lee
Kizzy - Lee, Patrick
Lee - Kazanne, Kizzy
LemonJam - Apple, Salman
Ninastar - Patrick, Salman
Patrick - Kizzy, Scott
Salman - Patrick, Scott
Scott - Patrick, Salman

banned from nominating:

Apple
Kate

Nominated: Patrick vs Salman

Evicted: Salman


~to be continued~

Love it Zee

[Kate!]

Zee.....I love you...Marry me, oh wait **** no. Best not do that again, look what happened last time...erm be my fwend forever and ever instead

I'm literally crying laughing at this especially taking the piss out of my design a hat thread. Genius

You're all bloody hattist and should be ashamed.

Lmao.

[Ramsay]

These stories

[Glenn.]

Don't marry her Greg. She'll keep your dog and limit access to it.

I'm tying myself to the London eye next week in protest

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Glenn

Greg omfg

Please don't evict me before my haters

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Glenn

Don't marry her Greg. She'll keep your dog and limit access to it.

I'm tying myself to the London eye next week in protest

[Shaun]

greg copying my idea aw

[Josy]

Zee evicting me first this is terrible plus I rarely drink irn bru

[reece(:]

Females:
Ariel (to spread Corinne love)
GypsyGoth (fun)
Ammi (mother role)
Saph (sass)
Kate (fun)
chuff (conflict)
Livia (wit)

Males
lostalex (controversy)
Salman (controversy)
Jordan (controversy)
Patrick (superfan)
Jack_ (entertainment)
scott (because scott)
LemonJam (to be his own "lulzy" character he always supports )

late entrants:
Stacey (cher lloyd reincarnated), Vanessa (cougar), waterhog (talks in riddles) and troyuncdicit (spiller of his own "truth tea")

[Joe.]

Shaun or someone I swear you did a thread like this before but with like a week by week plan?

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Joe.

Shaun or someone I swear you did a thread like this before but with like a week by week plan?

i started one about 3 years ago but gave up after 2 or 3 weeks (I did whole highlight shows LOL with scripts and everything)

edit: this one? http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...ad.php?t=87182

[Z]

Originally Posted by Shaun

greg copying my idea aw

Sorry everyone I can't continue my story the führer of fun has spoken