[Liam-]

Originally Posted by MB.

It was... not the result I was expecting when I tallied up the votes to say the least

If it's any consolation, you can pick of the spare teams in the sweepstake if you like (unless you're actually cursed, in which case idk)

Part of me wants to rub my bad luck off on Gia and Laganja, but the wrath of the twinks is too much to handle

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Liam-

Part of me wants to rub my bad luck off on Gia and Laganja, but the wrath of the twinks is too much to handle

On the plus side, you'd get a free Colombian hunk named Sebastian thrown in as part of the deal

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by MB.

On the plus side, you'd get a free Colombian hunk named Sebastian thrown in as part of the deal

Hmm, I do like my men like I like my coffee.. Colombian and in my mouth

Decisions, decisions

[RileyH]

omg what how did that even happen

[MB.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

omg what how did that even happen

The in-universe answer would be that a customs officer thought Shangela's butt pads looked like bags of crystal meth

The actual answer would be a mixture of bad luck (they had a 40% chance of placing second) and being so popular that all of their votes were concentrated at the top of people's rankings, with no votes further down to fall back on in the unlikely event that... well, something like this would happen </3

[MB.]

Your job:

An untimely tragedy may have already befallen us, but the race moves fast and so must we. Once again, please rank the following ten teams from 1st to 10th and post your rankings below:

Alaska & Willam
Bunny & Coco
Farrah & Valentina
Gia & Laganja
Jasmine & Kennedy
Jinkx & Dela
Kelly & Tammie
Mayhem & Morgan
Monét & Monique
Sasha & Shea





You'll have until Monday afternoon to vote, at which point I'll calculate the results and keep my fingers crossed that random.org doesn't pick off the fan favourites one by one. Until then, here's a clue as to the teams' next destination:

[MB.]

Also, for the sake of both my sanity and your time, the coming legs will be at least somewhat shorter than this one... I just thought it'd be best to fully introduce each of the teams in this leg (and got slightly carried away)

[Shaun]

Alyssa dragging Shangela down </3

Alaska & Willam - 1st
Bunny & Coco - 2nd
Farrah & Valentina - 9th
Gia & Laganja - 10th
Jasmine & Kennedy - 4th
Jinkx & Dela - 3rd
Kelly & Tammie - 5th
Mayhem & Morgan - 7th
Monét & Monique - 6th
Sasha & Shea - 8th

[Ammi]

....halleloo-oh-no......

[Ammi]

..what a journey already, MB......I’ll have a little think about my placings...then I’ll just randomly scribble some down...

[Ammi]

...the title though is wrong now, my love...how can it be the gayest crossover event without Alyssa and Shangela.../..false advertising...

[Ammi]

...okay well I’m over it...they were over-hyped anyway...

[Ammi]

...ok, so I’m going to go with...


1. Bunny and Coco...
2. Kelly and Tammie...
3. Jinkx and Dela...
4. Alaska and Willam...
5. Monet and Monique...
6. Jasmine and Kennedy...
7. Farrah and Valentina...
8. Gia and Laganja...
9. Sasha and Shea...
10. Mayhem and Morgan...

[Ammi]

..I’m not happy with those at all...what’s a girl to do though...

[Morgan.]

1 - Monet and Monique
2 - Mayhem and Morgan
3 - Farrah and Valentina
4 - Alaska and Willam
5 - Sasha and Shea
6 - Jasmine and Kennedy
7 - Gia and Laganja
8 - Jinkx and Dela
9 - Bunny and Coco
10 - Kelly and Tammie

[Liam-]

1. Jinkx and Dela
2. Alaska and Willam
3. Monet and Monique
4. Farrah and Valentina
5. Sasha and Shea
6. Bunny and Coco
7. Mayhem and Morgan
8. Kelly and Tammi
9. Jasmine and Kennedy
10. Gia and Laganja

[Black Dagger]

1) Jinkx and Dela
2) Kelly and Tammie
3) Jasmine and Kennedy
4) Bunny and Coco
5) Monet and Monique
6) Alaska and Willam
7) Mayhem and Morgan
8) Sasha and Shea
9) Farrah and Valentina
10) Laganja and Gia

[Braden]

Kelly/Tammie
Jinkx/Dela
Bunny/Coco
Alaska/Willam
Farrah/Valentina
Jasmine/Kennedy
Sasha/Shea
Monet/Monique
Gia/Laganja
Mayhem/Morgan

[Ammi]

...forms a prayer circle for Jinkx and Dela not to be the next to go......

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...the title though is wrong now, my love...how can it be the gayest crossover event without Alyssa and Shangela.../..false advertising...

You'd best believe I just tried to change the title to "the gayest Alyssa and Shangela-less crossover event of the century", but was stopped in my tracks by TiBB's character limit

Thanks for all the votes

[RileyH]

1. Farrah / Valentina
2. Gia / Laganja
3. Monet / Monique
4. Alaska / Willam
5. Jasmine / Kennedy
6. Sasha / Shea
7. Mayhem / Morgan
8. Jinkx / Dela
9. Bunny / Coco
10. Kelly / Tammie

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by MB.

You'd best believe I just tried to change the title to "the gayest Alyssa and Shangela-less crossover event of the century", but was stopped in my tracks by TiBB's character limit

Thanks for all the votes

...I totally believe that you tried to change it.....but that character limit does not allow for your brilliance......(..the character limit also didn’t quite prepare for Shangela and Alyssa being the first gals out of the gayest crossover event of the century ever...God damn it...)...

[MB.]

The vote for leg 2 is now closed. Results will follow later tonight...

[MB.]

Previously on The Amazing Drag Race...

- Eleven teams set out from New York City in a race around around the world.

- Jinkx & Dela and Alaska & Willam formed a short-term alliance, which ended when Team Seattle ditched the Race Chasers at the Detour.

- Alyssa & Shangela's behaviour at the airport alienated the other teams, who got the last laugh when the Haus of Edwards got detained in Colombia.

- Gia & Laganja got lucky at a sports bar - not only did Gia complete the Roadblock, but she bagged herself a man named Sebastian as well.

- It was Jinkx & Dela, however, who sped ahead to win the leg. Alyssa & Shangela, after spending most of the day in detention at the airport, came in last and were eliminated.

- Ten teams remain. Who will be eliminated next?

[MB.]

nu page xo