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Old 17-02-2010, 09:11 PM #1
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As a father, the thought of locking my beautiful daughter up for 24 years and repeatedly raping her is the grossest abuse of trust one can imagine.

But tell that to my boner.
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Why don't women need a drivers license?

Because there's no road between the kitchen and bedroom.
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Our last fight was my fault.

My wife asked me, "what's on the TV?"

I said, "dust!"
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Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action.

Eager to please, I sent her my ironing. That should keep her quiet for a while.
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Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the **** is she doing out of the kitchen?
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Myra Hindley and a young boy walking across the moors. "Fkkn scary this is" said the lad. "Tell me about it" says Myra "I've got to walk back on my own"
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Opinions are like dicks, only men should have them.
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You know, it really pisses me off how everyone makes a big deal about Maddie Mccann disappearing when hundreds of kids go missing everyday. I don't understand what was so special about her.

She wasn't even that good of a ****.
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What type of humour do you like then, WOMBAI? Or do you not like laughing?
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What type of humour do you like then, WOMBAI? Or do you not like laughing?
I laugh all the time - why do you think I come on this forum! Just reading many of the posts - can be quite a good remedy for relieving stress! A good example being silly young females who seem to have forgotten what sex they are!
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I laugh all the time - why do you think I come on this forum! Just reading many of the posts - can be quite a good remedy for relieving stress! A good example being silly young females who seem to have forgotten what sex they are!
So basically if I were to put you in a room full of typical teenage girls in my school, you would be in hysterics?
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So basically if I were to put you in a room full of typical teenage girls in my school, you would be in hysterics?
You surely underestimate some of your classmates! Some young girls/boys can be very silly - but, come on, most are surely not that silly! The giggles I have got from some on this forum - have helped me get through some of my recent assignments with my hair still intact!
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You surely underestimate some of your classmates! Some young girls/boys can be very silly - but, come on, most are surely not that silly!
You'd be surprised.

Exception to the rule of course, but most are ****ing useless.
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I laugh all the time - why do you think I come on this forum! Just reading many of the posts - can be quite a good remedy for relieving stress! A good example being silly young females who seem to have forgotten what sex they are!
Why have they forgotten what sex they are?

Wait, leave me guess this one ...

... because they don't hold the same views as you do?
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Why have they forgotten what sex they are?

Wait, leave me guess this one ...

... because they don't hold the same views as you do?
Who are you trying to kid - I'm sure even you don't really believe that!
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Who are you trying to kid - I'm sure even you don't really believe that!
Tell me why then. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE ASKING.

If not, your just wasting time, really.
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They've all been poor so far.

What do you call a black man with a PhD? A ******.

See? Simple and effective.
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What do you call a black man with a PhD? A ******.

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Due to unforseen Islamic Fundamentalism, this plane is being diverted to paradise ...
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