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A neighbours burgular alarm droning on and on......
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A drunk guy kicking wing mirrors of all the cars in the street
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Hands off my Brick!
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Those little chuffin' fruit flies that never stop. Well, until they decide to divebomb into your drink
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When you lose something and you ask someone to help find it, and they ask "where did you last see it?"
AS IF I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT ALREADY.
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Cad is gá dom a dhéanamh mura bhfuil mé ag bualadh leat? Tá ceann folamh agam, yah, agus pearsantacht nua Eirím níos dofheicthe, is tú imithe, ó mo shaol Níl aon rud fágtha sa scátháin An mbeidh mé álainn mhaol? Yeah BBUK Faves: Richard, Feyisola, Teja, Farida & Nancy Traitors S4 Faves: Harriet, Ross, Rachel, Ellie, Stephen, Judy & Amanda Celeb Traitors Faves: Stephen, Alan, Joe W, Clare & Lucy |
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Dwarfs.
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Moths
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The scars on my mind are on replay |
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Moths are great. Catch it, they tickle
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I have ONE bloody vase in the entire house that I sometimes stick a bunch of flowers in. ONE, as I hate ornaments but sometimes I nick from the park.... I mean buy.... a bunch of Daffies to brighten the place up.
So, what have I just gone and managed to smash?? That ONE bloody vase! All I did was close a window and it commited suicide
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Toothache for the first time in my life
![]() I have felt like someone is stabbing me in the cheek for the past 20 hours or so, and am now feeling ridiculously sorry for myself while clutching a hotwater bottle sheep to my face
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Nip to the chemist tomorrow. They do some great stuff. Numbs it.
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Yeah gavs had that stuff before. Getting some in the morning, along with the strongest painkillers they are allowed to do over the counter.
Have dentist on wed though, so its not gunna be for too long
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Nothing in excess
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People repeaedly apologising on behalf of their kids purely as a way of showing them up infront of the person they are supposedly 'bothering'. Impresses nobody and certainly not me.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis Last edited by BB_Eye; 19-04-2011 at 11:05 PM. |
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