[Z]

Originally Posted by Shaun

greg what were the names of those fake HMs you made up in that convo where you basically had a meltdown? Because I can smell another one b/mo

-twitches- ROZONDA. LILITH. WYATT. and I don't remember the rest. pmsfl that was brilliant, stop hating

[Shaun]

Rory and I were so concerned

[Z]

Week 5 Highlights

New housemate Jessica was called to the diary room shortly after entering the house. She was told to pick two boxes; there were eight in front of her. On the side of each box facing the Diary Room camera (which was not visible to Jessica) there was a picture of each of the remaining eight original housemates. They were positioned in a random order. Jessica chose the boxes with Stacey and Shaun's faces on them, but she was not allowed to look to see what she had chosen. Big Brother thanked her and told her to leave the Diary Room, and told her she was not allowed to mention what she had just been asked to do to any of the other housemates or she would be automatically put up for eviction. Mystified, she returned to the house. Stacey was called to the Diary Room and was informed she would spend the next week in the bedsit; her other housemates were not going to be informed of this and they would be told she had been evicted. Stacey was outraged but entered the bedsit. Shaun was then summoned to the Diary Room and told a similar story, and looked horrified when he saw Stacey was already there. They bickered instantly and eventually settled down to watch the TV screens when Big Brother informed the rest of the house they had to gather together.

The nine housemates who were still in the main part of the house gathered round the sofa, and were told of Stacey and Shaun's surprise eviction from the house. Big Brother informed the house that Jessica had been called to the Diary Room and they had asked her to evict two housemates of her choice. MrGaryy and Scott in particular were angry at the news, and eventually the pair started to forge a friendship over the loss of their closest friends in the house, much to the dismay of Stacey and Shaun who could only watch on the TV. Jessica looked horrified at Big Brother's lie, and angrily denied it, causing a few of the housemates to doubt her even further, claiming she was acting defensive.

Task

Jessica was called back to the Diary Room. She was angry with Big Brother for setting her up, and became further enraged when she was told she had a secret mission to complete. She had to get each housemate to say the word 'egg' to her without saying it herself. If she succeeded, she would be immune from being nominated, if she failed she would automatically be up for eviction.

Some highlights:

Jessica: I really fancy some bacon but I don't know what to have it with.
arista: Some Toast would be good for you, Spunky Funky Jessica
Jessica: -visibly annoyed- Nah I don't really want toast, what else could I have?
arista: Try being Veggie, Feel The Force

Jessica: What's your favourite part of Easter?
Ninastar: NEW EPISODES OF GLEE!!
Jessica: Oh, I personally prefer the chocolate.
Ninastar: Omg!! Yeah I love eating chocolate at Easter!
Jessica: What's your favourite kind?!
Ninastar: Mmmm, milk chocolate?
Jessica: Do you like eating bars, or...?
Ninastar: Mm yeah I guess so!

Jessica: What do I look like to you?
Scott: AN EGG LOL!!
Jessica: ..yaaay


Ultimately, Jessica failed her mission and was automatically up for eviction. Also during this week, Scott suggested a naked jacuzzi to MrGaryy as part of their new found friendship which was quickly taking a romantic turn. Stacey screeched "NO. NAKED. JACUZZI-NESS!" at the screen, while Shaun smirked at her getting frustrated because she couldn't take screenshots.

Nominations

Due to being in the bedsit, Shaun and Stacey were ineligible to nominate this week and were ineligible to be nominated. Jessica was automatically up for eviction but housemates were not made aware of this, and so nominations for her were permitted.

arista: Scott & MrGaryy - he nominated both for getting naked in the jacuzzi and making him Feel Their Force
Jessica: Scott & MrGaryy - she thought both were going to nominate her because they believed she evicted Stacey and Shaun even though she wasn't aware of why she had to pick the boxes.
Kerry: Scott & Novo
MrGaryy: Jessica - for evicting Shaun & Ninastar - for being "so ****ing dumb"
Ninastar: arista - because he's weird & MrGaryy for being mean to her
Novo: Kerry & Scott
Scott: Jessica for evicting Stacey & Kerry
Shaun: ineligible to nominate
Stacey: ineligible to nominate
Stu: arista & Jessica for evicting Shaun
ukturtle: Novo & arista

Shaun, Stacey, Stu, ukturtle = 0 nominations
Ninastar = 1 nomination
Kerry, Novo = 2 nominations
arista, Jessica, MrGaryy = 3 nominations
Scott = 4 nominations


Eviction

In one of the most anticipated eviction results to date, the four nominated housemates became increasingly frantic in the lead up to eviction night. arista's catchphrases became even more sexually charged; Jessica reacted even worse to remarks about eggs from Scott and Gary; Gary and Scott gayed it up under the covers for attention and the eviction became hard to predict. It was confirmed that it would only be a single elimination despite having four housemates up for eviction. On the night, the percentages went as follows: arista - 7.36%; Scott - 21.41%; Jessica - 31.20% and MrGaryy - 40.03%. MrGaryy was therefore evicted. He looked distinctly underwhelmed at the result and looked weary as Scott cried his eyes out, sparking instant rumours that it was just a showmance on Gary's behalf. In his eviction interview, Gary said he was pleased to be evicted and that he couldn't wait to rub it into Shaun's face that he'd lasted longer than him on the show - at which point it was revealed to Gary that Shaun and Stacey were hidden away in the bedsit. He looked stunned, and the show cut to Shaun and Stacey re-entering the house. Stacey furiously reprimanded Scott for being tricked into a showmance with Gary; meanwhile Shaun looked upset at Gary's departure, but started to integrate with the new housemates.

[Benjamin]

God love TiBB showmances.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Shaun smirked at her getting frustrated because she couldn't take screenshots

[Z]

Week 6 Highlights

Task

Housemates had to script and perform an episode of a fictional soap opera to Big Brother's satisfaction. If they succeeded, they would be rewarded with extra food and drink, if they failed they would receive three quarters of their usual shopping budget, losing out on luxury items. Housemates passed the challenge; Big Brother was especially impressed with Ninastar's impression of Stacey's character Tallulah's pet fox called Mildred. Stu made up with Jessica shortly after Shaun and Stacey re-entered the house, admitting he was wrong to dislike Jessica for thinking she had evicted Shaun. Scott continued to dislike Jessica however; he and Stacey took it upon themselves to constantly make digs about eggs.

Nominations

arista: Scott & Shaun
Jessica: Scott & Stacey - for bullying her
Kerry: Novo & Scott
Ninastar: arista & Stu
Novo: Kerry & Scott
Scott: Kerry & Jessica
Shaun: arista & Stacey
Stacey: Shaun & Jessica
Stu: arista & Stacey
ukturtle: arista & Novo

Ninastar, ukturtle = 0 nominations
Stu = 1 nomination
Jessica, Kerry, Novo, Shaun = 2 nominations
Stacey = 3 nominations
arista, Scott = 4 nominations


Eviction

arista and Scott went head to head in the sixth elimination of the series. Scott was eliminated with 73.48% of the vote, and left the house to loud boos but some audible cheers too. He looked visibly scurred as he left the house and broke down in tears during his interview, admitting that he regretted calling Jessica an "eggy poppadom" and begged for forgiveness. Prime Minister David Cameron and his personal gimpbitch Nick Clegg toured Ireland apologising for Scott's actions; and in the eyes of the public, Scott finally made up for his cruel behaviour when he was diagnosed with inoperable chick cancer .

[Stacey.]

[Benjamin]

...regretted calling Jessica an "eggy poppadom"...

Shame on you Scott!

[Shaun]

arista you harpy

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Shaun

arista you harpy

-swaps arista's hulk outfit for a powerpuff girls one-

[Stu]

Great. My big storyline is a bladder problem.

Wonderful.

[Z]

Week 7 Highlights

Task

This week's task saw a huge fight break out between the housemates. The task was meant to be a physical endurance task; with housemates having to run relays around the garden, if they completed the entire task in under thirty minutes then they would win extra money on the food budget. Stacey was meant to pass the baton to Kerry but claims she missed her footing and slipped into Kerry, causing both to fall over and Kerry to hurt her arm. The two got into a serious verbal fight and nearly came to blows with Kerry claiming that Stacey did it on purpose. The fight escalated; with Novo sticking up for Stacey, claiming he saw her trip and it was actually Kerry's fault for not being aware of what Stacey was doing behind her. This prompted Shaun, Stu and Jessica to stick up for Kerry. Ninastar, ukturtle and arista watched from the sidelines; Ninastar at one point hid her head behind arista who looked fetching in a green morph suit. Eventually, ukturtle sided with Kerry; while arista stuck up for Stacey claiming that it was unfair for five people to gang up on two, in particular he blamed Stu for causing the problem to escalate. Ninastar swayed between the two sides, but eventually stuck with Stacey because she too believed it was unfair for them to gang up on her; though she remained wary of arista because he made her feel uneasy.

Nominations

arista: Kerry & Stu
Jessica: Novo & Stacey
Kerry: Novo & Stacey
Ninastar: arista & Kerry
Novo: Kerry & Shaun
Shaun: Novo & Stacey
Stacey: Kerry & Shaun
Stu: Stacey & Novo
ukturtle: Novo & Stacey


Jessica, Ninastar, ukturtle = 0 nominations
arista, Stu = 1 nomination
Shaun = 2 nominations
Kerry = 4 nominations
Novo, Stacey = 5 nominations


Eviction

The public felt sorry for Stacey this week, because the jury was still out as to whether she slipped or whether she bumped into Kerry on purpose - it was clear however that it was largely Novo's fault that she was up for eviction, because he became confrontational with Kerry. Stacey did however have a lot of haters due to her perceived bullying of Jessica, but Novo similarly had bad press. Novo was evicted with 58.56% of the public vote. He publicly backed Stacey to win in his eviction interview, claiming that she was the only housemate worth watching. Stacey looked shocked, as she expected to be evicted, and many of the other housemates were in disbelief that she had survived; Shaun screeching "****ING WHAT!?" at the result, getting him into serious trouble for swearing live on TV and getting him banned from nominating in the next set of nominations.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Zee

Week 7 Highlights

Task

This week's task saw a huge fight break out between the housemates. The task was meant to be a physical endurance task; with housemates having to run relays around the garden, if they completed the entire task in under thirty minutes then they would win extra money on the food budget. Stacey was meant to pass the baton to Kerry but claims she missed her footing and slipped into Kerry, causing both to fall over and Kerry to hurt her arm. The two got into a serious verbal fight and nearly came to blows with Kerry claiming that Stacey did it on purpose. The fight escalated; with Novo sticking up for Stacey, claiming he saw her trip and it was actually Kerry's fault for not being aware of what Stacey was doing behind her. This prompted Shaun, Stu and Jessica to stick up for Kerry. Ninastar, ukturtle and arista watched from the sidelines; Ninastar at one point hid her head behind arista who looked fetching in a green morph suit. Eventually, ukturtle sided with Kerry; while arista stuck up for Stacey claiming that it was unfair for five people to gang up on two, in particular he blamed Stu for causing the problem to escalate. Ninastar swayed between the two sides, but eventually stuck with Stacey because she too believed it was unfair for them to gang up on her; though she remained wary of arista because he made her feel uneasy.

Nominations

arista: Kerry & Stu
Jessica: Novo & Stacey
Kerry: Novo & Stacey
Ninastar: arista & Kerry
Novo: Kerry & Shaun
Shaun: Novo & Stacey
Stacey: Kerry & Shaun
Stu: Stacey & Novo
ukturtle: Novo & Stacey


Jessica, Ninastar, ukturtle = 0 nominations
arista, Stu = 1 nomination
Shaun = 2 nominations
Kerry = 4 nominations
Novo, Stacey = 5 nominations


Eviction

The public felt sorry for Stacey this week, because the jury was still out as to whether she slipped or whether she bumped into Kerry on purpose - it was clear however that it was largely Novo's fault that she was up for eviction, because he became confrontational with Kerry. Stacey did however have a lot of haters due to her perceived bullying of Jessica, but Novo similarly had bad press. Novo was evicted with 58.56% of the public vote. He publicly backed Stacey to win in his eviction interview, claiming that she was the only housemate worth watching. Stacey looked shocked, as she expected to be evicted, and many of the other housemates were in disbelief that she had survived; Shaun screeching "****ING WHAT!?" at the result, getting him into serious trouble for swearing live on TV and getting him banned from nominating in the next set of nominations.

Sounds like a normal night on here.

[Stacey.]

[CharlieO]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

[Benjamin]

-plans with Shaun and Stu some pranks to play on the housemates-

[Shaun]

relay-tripping bitch

[Z]

Week 8 Highlights

Task

Kerry and Stacey made up after the fight of the previous week, vowing to make an effort to be nice to each other from that point onwards. Kerry, however, still held a grudge against arista and Ninastar for joining in the debacle; similarly Stacey hated Shaun and Stu for their part in the fight. ukturtle was this week's task leader, the housemates had to put on a circus show to the best of their ability; a minor argument broke out between ukturtle and Jessica because she struggled to master the skill of juggling and he snapped at her (lol snapping turtle lol.) The housemates failed the task, meaning they received less money on the food budget for that week. Shaun, banned from nominating, and Stu, argued with arista over the ridiculousness of his outfit - a gigantic peacock attire clad with a fan tail that opened up when arista pulled a cord - which had caused several domestic accidents in the house; culminating in arista poking Stu in the eye with the tail. Stu accused arista of being an attention seeker, and arista claimed Stu was a Spunky Funky Junkie.

Nominations

Shaun was banned from nominating this week.

arista: Shaun & Stu - for being a Junkie who gets Down and Funky, isn't he so very Spunky Funky?
Jessica: Stacey & ukturtle
Kerry: arista & Ninastar
Ninastar: arista & Kerry
Shaun: ineligible to vote
Stacey: Shaun & Stu
Stu: Stacey & arista
ukturtle: Stacey & Jessica

Jessica, Kerry, Ninastar, ukturtle = 1 nomination
Shaun, Stu = 2 nominations
arista, Stacey = 3 nominations

Eviction

arista and Stacey faced the public vote. This was arista's 4th and Stacey's 2nd time up for eviction. The public had finally formed a strong opinion against arista; whose odd behaviour had originally amused the public but had slowly worn thin. He was eliminated with 61.07% of the vote, and left the Big Brother house wearing a body bag that had holes at the bottom for his feet and at the side for his arms. He refused to talk in his eviction interview and did not state who he was backing to win. Shaun, Stu and Jessica fumed as Stacey survived again; Stacey celebrated with a Cher .gif though nobody else seemed overly happy that she had survived. Ninastar and Kerry were the first to congratulate her, followed by ukturtle though he seemed hesitant, and looked at the three fuming housemates before he did so.

[Benjamin]

Jessica not being able to juggle.

Also bitch gave me my first nom.

[Stacey.]

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

Final 7 baby!

[Z]

Week 9 Highlights

Task

Jessica, Shaun and Stu - who had previously allied themselves with Kerry on fight night; had an argument with her over the fact she'd not only made up with Stacey but was now actively trying to encourage them to be nice to her to the point where it had become irritating to them. ukturtle similarly changed his mind on the issue, and decided that he really did not appreciate the three being so hellbent on hating Stacey and trying to get her evicted. The seven remaining housemates had to master the Party Rock Anthem dance moves, in order to pass this week's task. They succeeded, and were treated to an increased food budget.

Nominations

Jessica: Stacey & Kerry
Kerry: Ninastar & Jessica
Ninastar: Stu & Kerry
Shaun: Stacey & Kerry
Stacey: Shaun & Jessica
Stu: Stacey & Ninastar
ukturtle: Jessica & Shaun

ukturtle = 0 nominations
Stu = 1 nomination
Ninastar, Shaun = 2 nominations
Jessica, Kerry, Stacey = 3 nominations


Eviction

With the exception of Foxysarah walking early on in the series, no female had left the Big Brother house, and none had been evicted. This week, a female would be evicted from the Big Brother house. Jessica and Stacey had faced eviction before, but Kerry had never been subjected to the public vote. With just one week left of the show, nobody wanted to go at this stage. Public perception was heavily against Jessica by this point, who faced the brunt of the public's disapproval for what was seen as gang tactics against Stacey (in absence of Shaun and Stu being up for eviction) - though Stacey herself had been accused of similar actions, it had not been forgotten, she had been somewhat vindicated in recent weeks due to being in the minority. Kerry received 16.72% of the public vote, Jessica received 37.55% and Stacey received 45.73% of the vote, meaning she had finally been evicted after three weeks up for eviction in a row. Stacey left the house to a surprisingly loud cheer from the crowd who felt that over the weeks she'd spent in the house, she had experienced it all. In her eviction interview she gave her support to Ninastar.

[Shaun]

[Benjamin]

Awwww poor Stacey.

Reprimands Stu, Shaun and Jessica for being bullies.

[Stacey.]

Omgz and I was doing so well. leona2.