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Old 17-02-2010, 10:26 PM #1
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My girlfriend wanted perfume & jewellery for her birthday but I got her a chocolate egg & a toy instead.

She was kinder surprised.
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Maddie wasn't killed by the violent abduction,
Maddie wasn't killed by the repeated rape and torture,
Maddie was killed by her internal organs being squashed against her ribs...

...Some **** called Kevin smashed into my car.
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Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.

But since all doctors these days are all Muslims, I've found that bacon work ****ing treat!
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What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?

Park and ride.
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Divorce... For men that have fallen out of love with wife beating
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I called my wife a dickhead earlier. We started rowing and she said “If you wanna see a dickhead, you should try looking in the mirror.”
So I did, and sure enough there was Peter Andre on page 16 looking every inch a cock.
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So I take it the edit button has become a sick joke too? Jesus christ.
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My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today.

"Really!?"

"No," she replied, "April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."

That'll teach her to try to be funny...
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its actually pretty funny.
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For those who haven't already read it.

The Sickipedia home page is a bit like a stroke patient...

...only the left side of it is actually any good.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off?
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For those who haven't already read it.

The Sickipedia home page is a bit like a stroke patient...

...only the left side of it is actually any good.
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