[MarkWaldorf]

Stranger: http://www.real-xxx.com/topshelfpuss...ls/pussy15.jpg i like you?

oh shiit

[hannah.]

i think i've got nicky..

Stranger: WUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: ..hi
Stranger: *jump* HOW are UUUUU? XD

[Tom]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
LMAO JEN

I have a lesbian now

I had a Russian lesbian with a shaved head but she was boring

[hannah.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bonjour
Stranger: hello
You: je m'appelle french.
You: je t'aime, mon petit pois
Stranger: lol I'm a stupid american. so i dont understand French




ps im aware i said my name is french, i was joking

[hannah.]

i wonder if any of us will get eachother, that'd be odd

[Jen]

I hope we do... LOL

[*mazedsalv**]

Had a convo with this 15 year old girl and she forced me to give her my msn lol, she's from london as well.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by hannah.
i wonder if any of us will get eachother, that'd be odd

It would be amazing.

[Jen]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Had a convo with this 15 year old girl and she forced me to give her my msn lol, she's from london as well.

You're in there.

[hannah.]

Stranger: MY NAME IS TAYLOR GREY AND MY NUMBER IS 508-332-9837 AND I LIVE ON NANTUCKET MASS IN THE USA AND MY ADDRESS IS 34 ESSEX ROAD SNED ME PICTURES
You: im 54, would you like some pictures?
Stranger: YESSSSSSSS
Stranger: OF UR BALLS
You: ok
You: http://wildasia.net/images/380/16_tiger%20penis1.jpg

[if you're gonna be offended by a tiger's penis don't click]

[Jen]

Stranger: hi im gay
You: Good.
Stranger: are you male and gay
You: Yes... you?
Stranger: yes ..your age from where
You: 19 Uk
Stranger: im 60 sweden
You: Sexy.
Stranger: yes my dick 18 cm ..yours
You: Nice...
Stranger: are you slim
Stranger: do you have cam
You: I don't have cam.
Stranger: ok..are you top or bottom
You: Bottom.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

UMG. LOL.

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Jen

You're in there.

Lol

[hannah.]

lmao jen!

[hannah.]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love mature
You: mature what?
Stranger: woman
You: im 12
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hahahaha

[Harry!]

This person I am taling to is taking durty. Its like its KathyIsASexyBith is talking to me.

[*mazedsalv**]

I find that if i say HORNY at the beginning of the convo, the convo gets really good and interesting, especially if they ae english, because then you find out how random they are.

So if you actually want to have a random good convo, just start the convo saying HORNY!!

[hannah.]

salv you are weird.


if anyone gets someone say JAI HO at the beginning of a conversation it's me k

[Jen]

Salv. IHU.

You: HORNY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hannah.]

im doing it too now

[Jen]

You: HORNY
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no i'm not horny ^^

[SiaSiaSia]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: transexual
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jen]

Im scaring people... LMAO
It's Salv's fault.

You: HORNY.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Me too
Stranger: :P
You: Good.
You: You have cam?
Stranger: No sorry

[SiaSiaSia]

Stranger: hello!
You: how are you?
Stranger: great!
Stranger: you?
You: okay!
You: but my lip hurts
Stranger: aww
Stranger: what did you do to it?
You: bit it ahahhaa
You: i look like pete burns
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i look like my mum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tom]

we should all have code phrases for starting a convo in case we bump into each other

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Tom
we should all have code phrases for starting a convo in case we bump into each other

Thats a good idea.