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Old 16-11-2011, 02:00 PM #151
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I wonder if Mary's sister wears clothes like a Mother or something.
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I think she still needs a sheep.
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Hold up....

So even though me and Black Dagger are married, I lost my virginity to Shaun which left me knocked up and then I gave birth to Smithy and tried to pass him off as Black Daggers. Oh, the joy of Christmas.
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Chuck - Mary's sister is hot!

Lee, yes you can be the donkey, I will make Michael21 a sheep.

Callum, would you like to be a sheep?
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She does now...

Oh and Kate, dear, the temperature in my dressing room is far too cold, any chance of warming it up a bit, #Unabletoworkintheseconditions
pipe down, Lucinda, or I will demote you to a sheep.

One sheep required now people and we have our "sorry excuse for a cast" as Shaun describes us. I'm not arguing with God, lol.

Edit: we have a full cast assembled, Jords is our final sheep.

- plans to start writing it tonight -
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Hold up....

So even though me and Black Dagger are married, I lost my virginity to Shaun which left me knocked up and then I gave birth to Smithy and tried to pass him off as Black Daggers. Oh, the joy of Christmas.
Yeah, then I decided to sleep with your 'sister', 'she' doesn't know this though...

What a wonderful time of the year.
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So even though me and Black Dagger are married, I lost my virginity to Shaun which left me knocked up and then I gave birth to Smithy and tried to pass him off as Black Daggers. Oh, the joy of Christmas.
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One sheep required now people and we have our "sorry excuse for a cast" as Shaun describes us. I'm not arguing with God, lol.

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I will post both the panto and the Nativity in December. Too early otherwise.
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Right, I am cutting your lines in half and giving the sheep an extra scene.
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