[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Oh bloody hell, Cal!

Wow a normal response to somebody nominating a few of your favourites in a forum ranking game!

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Save Michelle Cut Vanessa

Vanessa Layton-McIntosh

I really did not expect the first person I write about in this rankdown to be someone I like but here we are...

Vanessa is known for having one of the more lively VTs, where she went all Mean Girls and promised us she would be such a stirring bitch and cause lots of drama and fun, however in the house she preceded to eat and sleep a lot, which annoyed the public who called her pointless (the same public who named the more pointless Anthony the winner), however being a part of the greatest clique in Big Brother history can only endear you to me and I found Vanessa a rather fun presence.

It is simply NOT TRUE she was a bore at all, Vanessa had quite a role in house dynamics from Team Britney at first to going over to Makosi, plus her brilliant moments such as "She is a conniving little bitch and I am nominating her today" talking of Sam, which went on to cause a nominations twist that saw Lesley get evicted lol. My favourite moment of hers though has to be when she screamed at Saskia that she was a prostitute and DIRTY SKANKLY LITTLE BITCH. She also had the subplot of her food obsession Overall I think Vanessa was a good housemate who got lost in a house of big characters, and should have made it further in this ranking but I couldn't cut any of the others so she ends up here.

So.

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My write-up on whatshisface from that season nobody cares about/should care about is done.

[Jason.]

I'll save Laura because BB17 and cut Hannah because although I liked her, she's probably the weakest one out of the other three.

Hannah 'Miss Nigeria UK' Agboola

So this write-up is pretty hard for me because a) I didn't really mind Hannah, from the twenty or so episodes I watched of the mediocre BB18, and b) because I only watched twenty episodes of the mediocre BB18 so I think it's safe to say my knowledge on any housemate that isn't Sukhvinder is a little limited.

So instead, I'll just list everything about Hannah that I remember, such as that time she clocked Rebecca for chasing a guy that doesn't even want her (oop) or when she pulled the 'race card' after being labelled aggressive, I mean I would too if I was being crucified just for raising my voice once in a house where Kayleigh and Lotan openly threaten to assault people. Oh and that time she projectile vomited in a task where she was forced to eat a fermented egg (seriously, why are those tasks still a thing in 2017?). Anyway, I'm pretty sure we were all excited for Hannah at first, myself included, because this is TiBB and a sassy black woman to fawn over is a necessity to any series.

Let's not forget that magical time she overcame the odds and somehow made it to the final week, despite having Day 18 boot written all over her (funnily enough, Rebecca took that title) and her suddenly getting backdoored only meant she avoided the baying mob that no doubt would've jeered her off the stage, so all in all she pretty much won, no?

Oh, how I could I forget, buy Peace, Love and Harmony on iTunes or s/t.

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Cal next time you nominate can you not over-strategize it and be over counter-productive about it?

[Shaun]

very well, that leaves Macie with Isabelle and Deborah

[Cal.]

I'll do what I bloody well like thank you!

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Originally Posted by Jason.

I'll save Laura because BB17 and cut Hannah because although I liked her, she's probably the weakest one out of the other three.

You saved Marc, Robert, so DON'T START WITH ME!

Ok but srsly though I will never understand why Deborah was massively more popular than Hannah who was a much bigger and funnier figure.

(also i don't even like marc that much lol. i just did that cause he's too much of an easy target)

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by RobertC

Ok but srsly though I will never understand why Deborah was massively more popular than Hannah who was a much bigger and funnier figure.

(also i don't even like marc that much lol. i just did that cause he's too much of an easy target)

See even you thought along the same lines as me yourself.

Everybody is going to do the same over the course of the game I really don't know why certain people have been left so seething and shocked!

[Daniel.]

Deborah and Hannah are both gone anyway (Macie is a Isabelle supporter)

[Jason.]

I only saw a grand total of twenty episodes of BB18 so give me some Hannah facts people!

[Daniel.]

Hannah:

talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

[Shaun]

all of y'all complaining about this round but i'm the only one using my Save and Replace!

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

See even you thought along the same lines as me yourself.

Everybody is going to do the same over the course of the game I really don't know why certain people have been left so seething and shocked!

Well no. I did it with 1 housemate. You did it with 17

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by RobertC

My write-up on whatshisface from that season nobody cares about/should care about is done.

Where

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Where

Oh I'm just wasting to post it lol. I feel more comfortable doing it after the ones below him are posted. Like poor Sam, Jayne, and Gina</3

[Shaun]

Macie can you just ****ing cast your ****ing vote, you aren't Davina

[Cal.]

Wow.

[Shaun]

I am just SICK TO DEATH of having to wait for this As Told By Ginger character to make up her bloody mind!

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297. Mark Henderson


Yet another person I'm stuck talking about that I care very little about. Thanks again for this terrific batch of 18 absolutely 100% bad housemates Cal!

So; Mark. He was the pre-destined finalist/winner upon entering and was all goofy and sporadic like any overtly obvious winner would be (even Sam Evans was like that on launch night.). This obvious winner also had a friendship with the horrifically hypocritically horrible and ACTUAL winner Aaron. Now I couldn't ****ing stand Aaron, and Mark was there to have the complete opposite opinion as me; trusting him. It's not so much he thought differently to me, he was just sooo obnoxious about that and most other things. He also stripped a lot which bugged me, and the goofy editing of the CBB8/BB12 time made him even more irritating. THANKFULLY he walked and I didn't have to sit through him for a whole season. His hate rivalry with Maisy was funny though lol.

Now please I hope the next time I cut someone it's someone I can feel actually passionate about. Not Becky. And not Mark Bloomin Henderson.

[Epic.]

There done. I was getting impatient on these other write-ups

[Daniel-X]

Hmmm well I guess I could always step in again

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Hmmm well I guess I could always step in again

yeah please do.

the gina, sam, and jayne write ups still need to be posted though

marco, andrew, victoria, natalie, georgina, alex, sam, jackson, and jason ALL beating jayne. What has the world come to?

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

I'll save Laura because BB17 and cut Hannah because although I liked her, she's probably the weakest one out of the other three.

Hannah 'Miss Nigeria UK' Agboola

So this write-up is pretty hard for me because a) I didn't really mind Hannah, from the twenty or so episodes I watched of the mediocre BB18, and b) because I only watched twenty episodes of the mediocre BB18 so I think it's safe to say my knowledge on any housemate that isn't Sukhvinder is a little limited.

So instead, I'll just list everything about Hannah that I remember, such as that time she clocked Rebecca for chasing a guy that doesn't even want her (oop) or when she pulled the 'race card' after being labelled aggressive, I mean I would too if I was being crucified just for raising my voice once in a house where Kayleigh and Lotan openly threaten to assault people. Oh and that time she projectile vomited in a task where she was forced to eat a fermented egg (seriously, why are those tasks still a thing in 2017?). Anyway, I'm pretty sure we were all excited for Hannah at first, myself included, because this is TiBB and a sassy black woman to fawn over is a necessity to any series.

Let's not forget that magical time she overcame the odds and somehow made it to the final week, despite having Day 18 boot written all over her (funnily enough, Rebecca took that title) and her suddenly getting backdoored only meant she avoided the baying mob that no doubt would've jeered her off the stage, so all in all she pretty much won, no?

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the Hannah pic being her screaming LOVE PEACE AND HARMONY aggressively at the top of her lungs<3

anyway Hannah rules and like most of Cal's picks was robbed far too early from this. my #1 highlight has to be the time Lotan, Geeza Joe, Tom, Kierawn, and Raph were stuck having to listen to her singing I'm Gonna **** and Sing for 4+ hours straight. Culminating in the following reactions:

Lotan: Hawhaw okay well she's not getting ME annoyed!! *eye twitches rapidly*
Kieran: uuurgh
Tom: LiSTAN right that gerl can't even SANG
Raph: I'm kinda enjoying it
Joe: Aww mate we need to kill em! We need to kill em! *wraps Raph in a headlock*
Raph: GET OFF OF ME JOE oh my god!! *seethes internally*