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Survivor 3 Ep 13- Finale Pt 1
Lex is playing the game very aggressively, but power to him if he’s going to take that villain stance. Jheez Lex is interrogating Tom! ‘Why dig up blood?’ I’m not digging up blood- this is current events!’ Tom’s making up words now- ‘worrynation’ anyone? ![]() Of the final three I think Kim has played the worst game and Ethan has probably played the best and fairest game. Kim’s just laid in the shadows and been a goat, but Ethan’s been thinking about the jury and took sides where needed. Ethan’s right, this quiz is difficult because if they get it wrong then some bitter jurors could hold it against them later on! So, Kim wins the final immunity when I don’t think she needs it, then votes for Tom for ‘manipulating people’, uh it’ Survivor! Tom leaves in fourth! I think it was his time to go as I’d have seen him as a big jury threat, he’s very likeable. The ‘Rites of Passage’ is usually a really extended segment but this one was quite nice with a simple quote and added African tradition. YES. This final immunity is a Survivor classic, so simple yet so effective- one hand on the idol. I remember distinctly Kristie falling to the ground in pain after winning it in Australian Survivor! Only three hours, hmm thought it’d go on a lot longer but hey it’s warm out there. Good on Kim. Boots- In order of faves Teresa Linda Tom- Survivor is about characters like Tom, the sort of character you wonder where they find. He was extremely likeable, and I think was playing the game hard in the background. That’s why he was such a threat and sadly didn’t make the final three. Kelly Frank Diane Clarence Silas Kim P Jessie Carl Lindsay Brandon Survivor 3 Ep 13- Finale Pt 2 If Kim was sensible, she’d definitely take Lex to the final two as he’s played a more deceiving game whereas Ethan is clearly more liked by the jury. But hey, we all know what decision she makes- how’s it feel to lose a million dollars Kim? Would have loved to see Lex VS Ethan in the final two really, it’s kind of obvious Ethan will win now as Kim was a goat. I remember Lex being a favourite of mine on first watch… Boots- In order of faves Teresa Linda Lex- A really important player who played the game aggressively and will be remembered. I remember liking him a lot more the first time around but he still is one of my favourites of the season, definitely would have liked to see how he handled the jury! Tom Kelly Frank Diane Clarence Silas Kim P Jessie Carl Lindsay Brandon Now onto the final tribal… Blimey Kim’s arms are tanned, her face not so much. A last bit of retrospective before the final tribal, I think it’s clear though at this point what will happen. Oop Ethan thinks it’s going to be more of a half and half vote with Brandon being tie, interesting. Ahh one of my favourite aspects of old school survivor, the jury narrating the walk to tribal with their thoughts! Brandon stays vile to the end, saying he dislikes someone up there and wants to vote against them, eugh. I’m liking Kelly more after her commentary, may bump her up in my ratings. Ugh, of course Kim is playing the ‘old card’ in her speech. ‘You made me young!’ ![]() ETHAN IS A SAVAGE. Brandon- ‘Who deserves to be here the least?’ Ethan without hesitation- ‘You.’ I AM DYING. So Sue is playing the old card and the charity card, lame. Kelly’s speech is brilliant, she’s a great jury member and is evaluating the whole game whilst delivering a brilliant speech! Not ‘Pick a number between 1 and 1000’! :dead: Brandon is one of the bottom tier survivor players EVER. ‘Shhh I’m hushing you!’- Is there a general hatred between Kim and Tom or something? Kelly is ICONIC quoting the Graduate. Boots- In order of faves Teresa Linda Kelly- Iconic in the final tribal so up in ratings. Ethan- Played a fair and honest game. Was an extremely likeable guy and didn’t shy away from telling it how it is. Definitely deserved the money in the end against Kim, am interested to see how he’s going to fare in Winners at War, I’m thinking at least top 5 for him. Lex Tom Frank Diane Clarence Silas Kim J- Didn’t really offer much to the series as was sort of just there until the very end. Made the wrong decision to take Ethan and got quite a few jury votes which I was surprised about. Her answers at the final tribal I found boring and predictable, playing the old card. Kim P Jessie Carl Lindsay Brandon Later this weekend I’ll post a few thoughts on the reunion and the series as a whole.
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Finished Survivor Palau, and while I didn’t not enjoy the season, let me just say it was a ****ing SLOG to get through, and I don’t really care for it, or it’s cast. It’s currently my least favourite so far, and tbh I’m surprised so many people like it or think it’s above average, because I was never really that interested in it as I was with the other seasons? I was only really rooting for 2 people by the end because pretty much everyone I liked went home early. (So essentially, all the good people were on Ulong
)Here’s my edgic chart... Spoiler: And here are my rankings... 1. Caryn - A miserable nag who everyone hated because she was insufferable to live with and would do the most random **** like blow up on Katie for being “such an outspoken TART” or go HAGHHHHHHH TAM YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR but they ended up having to keep her because they kept winning immunities Don’t forget that Caryn SUCKS either, or that she is a very good actress, VERY VERY GOOD ![]() 2. Janu - Another misery who sat around all day and only began enjoying the Survivor experience when she was sent to Exile Island to live by herself ![]() 3. Wanda - Yes this season really is that bad that my 3rd favourite out of 20 is a woman who came, sang a lot, and left the next day never to be seen again much to the joy of the rest of her tribe WE ARE SURVIVORS ![]() 4. Jolanda - Yes this season really is that bad that my 4th favourite out of 20 is a woman who came, bossed everyone around a lot, and left 2 days later never to be seen again much to the joy of the rest of her tribe ![]() 5. Kim - Completely useless around camp and spent all her time with Jeff to the irritation of everyone else, only for her to think that she was the smartest and best gameplayer of her tribe ![]() 6. Jeff - An arc of an smug and sarcastic prick who gets in a showmance, only to hurt his ankle and request to be sent home is so random to me but one that I enjoy? 7. Ian - Seemed like a really nice guy, who has nothing but good intentions, and I feel like he did the moral conflict storyline very well Hope he’s living his best life because he truly deserves it ![]() 8. Katie - Grumpy bitter woman who everyone hated Refusing to answer Janu’s jury question reminded me of Clay Jordan so she gets an extra point for that too! ![]() 9. Willard - Grumpy bitter man who everyone hated ![]() 10. Angie - She seemed like a really good person and for a while I thought she’d end up being my favourite of the season but when I think about it more, she was just above average, and unfortunately that’s about as high as she can go I will say that she went home in a bull**** twist which I would say is one of the most unfair ever but the Schoolyard Pick twist exists too....... from the same season funnily enough!11. Coby - I did like him for a while but I don’t really remember why, although naming his adopted daughter Janu is probably my highlight of the reunion. ![]() 12. Stephenie - Unpopular opinion but I don’t really care for Steph that much? A few days ago I thought she was one of the better ones, and I do appreciate her arc of “The Last One Standing” but take that away and I’m not really interested in her at all, despite, *that* edgic which is the result of the show more or less being the Stephenie show ![]() 13. Tom - Good strategist but that’s about all he has going for him? Congrats on your win though ![]() 14. Gregg - Meh, some people on Sucks seem to think he had good random spurts but I never really saw or appreciated them, sorry ![]() 15. Bobby Jon - I don’t have much to say about him? What did he do, he came, swung on trees, got called a “hard worker” god knows how many times and lost the fire making challenge, then got sent home, only to return next season. 16. Ibrehem - Don’t really have anything to say about *him* either, but the twist in which he was given immunity at a TC where he’d have otherwise most likely gone home was unfair. 17. Jenn - Idk, the UTR 4th placer arc was ironically funny when it was Butch Lockley and Darrah Johnson, but Jenn never really had anything in the middle of it to make me appreciate her. (R.I.P. </3 ) 18. Ashlee - There was an Ashlee? 19. Jonathan - Sorry you went home in a bs twist but you were barely shown up until then so I can’t rank you that high as I know nothing about you ![]() 20. James - Was weirdly bothered about getting beat in a competition by Coby because he was gay And it was brought up in the reunion, so homophobia is James’ story then? Nice. Last edited by Matthew.; 11-02-2020 at 12:11 AM. |
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Survivor 3 Reunion
I kind of prefer this presenter to Probst as a reunion host, he offers a more un-biased opinion and everyone is getting airtime. Frank outright saying he dosen't agree with Brandon's 'lifestyle' is awful and would be booed if in front of a 2020 audience. Wouldn't probably be aired actually. LINDA <3 Bring her back. Not an audience member asking Tom- 'How's your boil?' The bit about HIV testing was so sweet, Goddess Linda spent two weeks after the show helping out with nurses and in hospitals <3 EUGH, why would anyone go to snakey Brandon's bar. At least he owns up for 'looking like a raving bitch'! Tom singing his song, why on earth are they allowing this!? Marquesas looks good, may re-watch again soon ![]() Rudy in the audience, RIP Legend. Overall Season Thoughts Maybe an unpopular opinion here but I preferred Africa to Australia. The Young VS Old was fascinating and although the divide didn't last long it provided some interesting tribals. The tribe switch was brilliant and offered Teresa and Frank a way out but in the end one alliance went all the way to the end. The season had some brilliant villains in the form of Lex, Silas and Brandon and some lovable heroes such as Linda, Teresa and Ethan. In the end the final tribal wasn't as exciting as Australia's final tribal but overall a very enjoyable season. Africa as a location was something we hadn't seen before and was fascinating to watch. You can see Survivor evolving with Africa, the producers thinking of new challenges and twists and it is getting exciting.
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Yeah I thought that too, and said to someone the other day that I assume Steph was better in Guatemala, and he said that most people agree Guatemala is her worst season out of the 3 she is on. Guess I’ll soon find out
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I finished Survivor Guatemala and unpopular opinion but I thought it was very good! Much better season than Palau and I watched it quickly so I can move onto Panama because I’m ready for THE Cirie Fields Experience. I have also amended the Rank The Series and Favourite Per Season threads accordingly. Also, just treat the top 3 as a collective #1 but Judd just feels right for just now, I’ll edit it later if I change my mind.
Edgic: Spoiler: 1. Judd - I HOPE YA’LL GET EATEN BY ****IN CROCODILES SCUMBAGS I’m sorry but Judd is hilarious to me, even if I do get why he’s not liked. A paranoid, loud, argumentative, oblivious, not a bad sportsmanship man, who is continously OTTN and proud of it YOU HAVE AY DEE DEEEEEEE HEY MAWGRET GET OUT NOOOOWWWWW “It’ll only work for a millimeter of a second” 2. Margaret - Loving motherly nurse who looked after her tribe.... until some left and she had new people to look after and she was just not having it and became a miserable presence around camp and apparently told Judd he had ADD and happily pointed out his recall issues ![]() 3. Stephenie - I think StepheME’s far better in Guatemala even if most people disagree. In Palau, she was known as the CPP hero of the season who everyone loved and was the last one standing and was an inspiration etc (and I didn’t really care for her) and then she came back and completely bought into her own hype “Danni reminds me of myself - she’s just a COOL chick ^_^” “Boohoo Lydia I am SICK of hearing your crap you’re luckt to still be here ”4. Jamie - Not quite the random neurotic he’s lived up to be but he did provide entertainment with how much he pissed everyone off BLINDSIDED, NICE, NOW ***THAT’S*** HOW YOU VOTE SOMEBODY OFF (cut to Lydia looking unimpressed) ![]() 5. Amy - The Sue and Twila comparisons are true because she seemed so Raw And Real and the fact that she broke her ankle in the first episode (I think) and lasted 2 weeks with it is pretty good going And she sussed out Gary and revealed it to him when he was least expecting it too ![]() 6. Gary - Initially my favourite for reminding me of Frank Garrison, Gary’s initial weirdness unfortunately stopped a few episodes in but I still enjoyed him nonetheless for giving us moments like “Kansas is in love with Brandon.............and so am I ![]() 7. Brian - A nerd who says the most obnoxious **** ever in the most patronising voice but is still loved by his tribe “You may be The Golden Boy..... but I’m Platinum. ” “This would be the OUTWIT part of Outwit, Outplay and Outlast. ”8. Bobby Jon - A huge glow up from Palau In one episode, he said some variation of the phrase “I HATE JAMIE I MIGHT KNOCK HIM OUT ” 3 times ![]() 9. Lydia - MORP tribe mom who everyone loves even though she stabbed Jamie in the back and then randomly has a theory that by breaking a Guatemalan tradition and eating a chicken, she caused a huge storm ![]() 10. Cindy - “I would much rather hurt Jamie’s feelings than Brandon’s. Brandon is a solid dude. ”11. Danni - I don’t really care about her at all as she’s so *just there* for a winner? Stephenie should have won imo ![]() 12. Brianna - I liked Brianna in her leaving episode and I can’t remember why lmao 13. Blake - Completely unaware that he was coming across as someone who’s only personality trait was “having a girlfriend who he insisted had big boobs” ![]() 14. Jim - I hope your arm has healed because you seemed nice! ![]() 15. Brooke - I had no thoughts or opinion about her ![]() 16. Brandon - I had no thoughts or opinion about him ![]() 17. Morgan - I had no thoughts or opinion about her ![]() 18. Rafe - (***rant alert***) Just a painfully pathetic human being and possibly in my bottom 5 ever? Looking down on people who talk about others while they’re not there because it’s “not pretty”, crying because Jamie was sarcastically cheering Judd on in a challenge, hoping that Jamie reflects on his actions the previous day and then calling him untrustworthy for giving up his reward to apologise for his actions, complaining because Jamie feels he can trust him, refusing to give people his word for being scared he’ll go back on it because he’s such a gOoD pErSoN, complaining that Cindy took a car she won instead of giving a car to everyone else and then complaining that she spoke about her new car, insisting that Danni vote him out and then refusing to vote for her because she actually did it and the worst Rafe moment..... “I’m a really touchy person and Cindy isn’t, so it’s nice to be touchy feely with Cindy ” Very Dan Spilo-ish. And there’s The Good Person/Hero of the season, everyone
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Finished Survivor Panama! Such an interesting season with some of my new all time favourite contestants!
![]() Edgic: Spoiler: Ranking: 1. Shane - Suuuch a compelling character, in my top 5 and probably my favourite male Survivor so far (Sean Rector has been dethroned ) and I prefer him to Cirie oops? There was moments of insanity and abrasiveness from Shane but I never felt like it was too uncomfortable to watch and with Shane, I feel like his flaws make him a better character? Also you can tell he is actually a great person underneath it all who clearly loves his son ![]() 2. Cirie - Hilarious and sweet I also like her journey from someone who’s scared of the outdoors, particularly leaves, to someone who fully embraces living on a Panamanian island 36 days She’s also in my all time top 10 atm!3. Courtney - Infuriated everyone for the whole experience like just LOOK at that edgic When Bruce was being medevaced and she offered to sing, so he declined and she just did it anyway ![]() 4. Danielle - I stan if for no other reason than Terry teaching her how to make fire only for her to win the fire making challenge and then vote him off ![]() 5. Bruce - What a weirdo Getting infuriated by Courtney doing yoga in his zen garden and spending his time on Exile doing martial arts rather than idol hunting ![]() 6. Aras - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TERRY SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT WOMEN x 7. Bobby - Stealer of wine and user of phrases such as “COURTNEY IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE 2 OR 3 MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE PROBABLY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD ”8. Tina - The Lumberjack Lady She seemed so nice and the scene of her writing her son’s name into the sand as she cried her heart out is probably the saddest scene of Survivor I’ve ever seen I wish she stayed longer given her circumstances </39. Nick - He also had some potential one episode but I had barely any opinion on him at all? 10. Sally - Had some potential but I never really had any opinion of her? 11. Misty - I have no thoughts on her either but she only lasted 3 episodes so... 12. Melinda - I’m sure she’s fine but she had to go to save Cirie ![]() 13. Ruth Marie - was a contestant on Shane Powers’ season of Survivor. 14. Dan - I got a creepy Paschal English-y vibe from him so that’s an automatic red! 15. Austin - Irritating, self-impressed bores who constantly pat themselves on the back and laugh at their own rubbish jokes are not fun to watch! 16. Terry - Smug, condescending prick. Telling Aras his family visit was more important because he’s married and Aras wasn’t Winning every immunity challenge and being referred to as SuperTerry all season and acting as though he’s some hated underdog
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And I didn't care for Danielle & Courtney as much (particularly Courtney) but WOW what a ****ing hilarious trio that was I appreciate them all for their roles. Those top 4 are definitely a big part of what made that season so great.Also Terry did suck for the reasons you stated
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![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve finished Gabon and I know I said a few days ago that Micronesia was my favourite season, but Gabon easily takes #1. It’s hard to put a point on exactly what makes it so good but it’s definitely my favourite season. Would recommend even to those who haven’t seen Survivor before because it’s just that good of a season ![]() Edgic: Spoiler: 1. Susie - Okay so hear me out - A kind hearted 47 year old woman who aggravates everybody in her tribe just by talking 24/7 who unintentionally provides the most UTR-hilarious moments at any given opportunity, only to have a segment in every episode about how crazy and loud she is and how her tribe wants to bury her alive and stab her in the face (actual comments made!) so ends up being OTT overall? And to make it even better, she makes it all the way to top 3 and is one vote (or one cookie according to Randy) away from winning $1,000,000? Sign me up. ![]() 2. Randy - Self labelled King of Gabon Randy might be a disgusting, old, hotheaded, chauvinistic, alcoholic bigot who needs to grow up before he dies alone and a loser but he’s one of the most unique characters Survivor has ever seen because he’s so ****ing strange and he’s my #2 for it.3. Crystal - Olympic athlete who can not compete to save her life She was also hysterical with dealing with GC, Ace and Randy as well as possibly giving the best voting confessionals ever?4. Sugar - Completely crazy and irrational in spite of getting an OTTP edit ![]() 5. Gillian - Such a nice and joyful woman She was the first episode of Survivor Gabon with her love of elephant dung and failure to see Randy’s cut head, so she, as a nurse, calls the medical team in ![]() 6. Dan - All round decent person who did actually make fun television with his weirdness all whilst living out the Survivor Gabon experience in a suit way better than Andrew Savage could ever attempt to. 7. Kelly - Thinking GC got eaten by a monkey Being picked last for the first time in her entire life Being glad to be around people who respond back ![]() 8. Bob - Decently likeable tbf and although the Fake Idol moment was unleashed to its full potential by Randy, Sugar and Crystal, Bob was the one who set it all up so ![]() 9. Paloma - “Do you think you and Ace were brother and sister in another life” “Maybe in another world, 1000 years from now. When I’m DEAD ” “Um... okay”10. GC - I don’t really care for him at all but the arc of - GC’s been through a lot in his life, he’s a good guy -> Everybody hates GC -> GC goes missing -> GC is quitting? That’s bull**** - Crystal Cox -> GC’s not a bad guy, he’s been through a lot in his life -> GC goes home - is a fun one! 11. Charlie - I <3 Marcus I <3 Marcus I <3 Marcus *gets voted off* 12. Michelle - Really grumpy and miserable but it was only for one episode so she makes for a kind of fun first boot, but if she stayed I might not have been as fully on board. 13. Ken - Don’t have any strong feelings on him either way for someone who was so prominent throughout the season? 14. Matty - He annoyed me a few times but nothing worth full on disliking him for. 15. Jacquie - She seemed okay? 16. Marcus - “Susie you’re a mom and a teacher, how can you justify lying to me” erm what ![]() 17. Ace - Awful and grating to watch, I could physically feel the sleaze and slime through my screen and that’s not what I look for in a Survivor contestant. 18. Corinne - So pathetic and unnecessarily nasty, one of my all time least favourites and idk why people like her at all. I’m guessing it’s because she’s sharp tongued but lbr Sugar was right when she said she plays all nice to people’s faces yet acts all big and clever when it’s just her in confessionals. Her jury speech was beyond gross as well. Last edited by Matthew.; 09-04-2020 at 08:52 PM. |
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It does have a good amount of legendary/funny characters and some fun unforgettable moments.Corinne - while her jury speech was nasty and gross - was a really funny legendary character despite that! But I watched Caramoan first where she's also great so I already had a high opinion for her going into Gabon. She's kinda nicer and a lot more tame in that so maybe that'll change your opinion on her in some way... or maybe not ![]() I do like how she was pretty nasty throughout Gabon but she got asked back for a "Fans vs. Favorites" season Does anyone know: Is Corinne really popular among Survivor fans or was she just like a random production pick for that season?Quote:
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The thing with Corinne was that I already disliked her going into the finale as I always felt like her confessionals throughout the season came across more as desperate than funny. Like in the premiere, she said she is a total bitch and if people cry, she laughs in their faces. I guess lots of people found this funny but I just rolled my eyes at it. Amongst other moments throughout the season such as rolling her eyes and making faces at TC when Sugar was crying about her dead father, her overreaction to Susie telling her that she planned on voting for her at the next TC which I thought was clearly played up for the cameras, saying Dan was probably a former fatty..... it just never worked for me anyway, and it was the jury speech that solidified her as being one of my least favourite Survivors so far.
And I think she is popular (I searched her name in this server when I was watching and iirc most of the posts about her were fairly positive) and tbh a few days later after watching the shkw, I do realise why she is liked, because she brings the shock factor in how far she goes, but it wasn’t really my thing in Corinne’s case. That’s my take on it anyway ![]() Also I knew she does come back in a later season, but when I watched the reunion, I could tell Jeff really disliked her, so I’m surprised she does come back actually? (I felt like I wrote a lot there about Corinne of all people but hopefully I got my point across )
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Am delighted that this is gonna be my first post in like 3 months
Currently in the process of watching all seasons I haven’t seen before S40 (7 down, 6 to go), I’m on Nicaragua and tbh it’s been a bit of a drag but I have JUST pressed pause cause I’m ****ing screaming at Jane pouring water all over the fire ![]() Nothing else has made me wanna comment as much as that kbye until I’ve finished the rest xx |
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Finished Cook Islands and like everyone else I don’t really care for it at all as far as Survivor seasons go, it’s not very exciting at all and idc much for the cast (as you can tell by the ranking) but it was worth watching it for completion purposes!
Edgic: Spoiler: 1. Cao Boi - Hilariously unique and he was taken far too early </3 2. Adam - Became really good at the end with his Jonathan hate ![]() 3. Jenny - Voting for Ozzy who she never met because she hated Yul and Becky :gun:4. Parvati - Not even that good this season but had a few good episodes? 5. Billy - We ship Bandice ![]() 6. Candice - I don’t like her thaaaat much but I get why she is liked? 7. Cristina - Fun edgic strip! 8. Jessica - Peaked when she lost the chickens but that’s more than anyone else from this season can say... 9. J.P. - Was kind of fun in his leaving episode 10. Sekou - I think I liked him but idk why. 11. Rebecca - Idk any of these people so this is in elimination order. 12. Brad ^ 13. Stephannie ^ 14. Cecilia ^ 15. Sundra - Idk I just don’t hate her as much as everyone else but she isn’t great by any means. 16. Ozzy - Didn’t mind him at the start but I went off him so much towards the end when he would hide food with Yul from everyone else... 17. Becky - Not even that bad a person but stuff like enabling Yul’s win all season long and literally counting all of his potential jury votes for him 18. Jonathan - Smug twat 19. Yul - Smug boring twat 20. Nate - Smug boring homophobic twat (Edit: The fact that this was posted half an hour before Yul discussed Jonathan’s wife having ALS on Winners At War is an unfortunate coincidence. I wish he and his wife nothing but the best. )
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Yeah Cook Islands is very dull and the cast is not very inspiring
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Finished Survivor Fiji! The season itself was fine and perfectly watchable, and not awful as some people say but I can see how it wouldn’t be enjoyable if you weren’t watching in order and went from Pearl Islands to Fiji or something
But luckily for me, I went from Cook Islands to Fiji, so it benefits from that.Edgic: Spoiler: 1. Lisi - Duh she’s like a Maffew Favourite personified Completely unaware and charmless old(er) women with messy jury speeches >>>2. Cassandra - Mmhmm uhhuh... Rootable and unintentionally hilarious ![]() 3. Dreamz - He is a honourable person, he is noble, he is a..... truth teller, he is.... DREAMZ (and a grown man who should consider a name change x)4. Stacy - Anyone who nauseates Alex Angarita is good by me ![]() 5. Yau Man - Appears charming and cherubic but is actually calculating and surprisingly cutthroat? 6. Sylvia - Askew, it’s like ORTHOGONAL 7. Boo - Surprisingly fun post-merge when nobody could stand him? 8. Anthony - Socially awkward but seemed like a genuine good person who was picked on by Rocky ![]() 9. Liliana - INV1 | INV1 | INV1 | OTTM3 ![]() 10. Erica - Had potential but then got cut short 11. Rita - Was a nothing and then emerged as a chatterbox who nobody could stand ![]() 12. Earl - Fine as a human being but I felt he was a little too much of a gamebot at times 13. Edgardo - I have no thoughts on #13 to #16 so they are in elimination order 14. Michelle 15. Gary 16. Jessica 17. Mookie - I remember not liking him! 18. Alex - Was horrible in his jury speech! 19. Rocky - Contender for worst non-Dan Survivor ever in all honesty, homophobic racist bullies do NOT make for good television. Last edited by Matthew.; 25-03-2020 at 08:47 PM. |
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Doing a Cagayan rewatch and wow I don't even think it's close when it comes to best season ever... Cagayan hands down. The cast is phenomenal, the storylines are so real and entertaining. Entire pre-merge is incredible and I know the post-merge is about just as amazing.
I just watched the merge episode and lmaoooo @ how great it plays out. Kass playing for who gets to destroy the game
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it’s a mad, mad world
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I’ve finished Survivor Micronesia and I’m going to go out on a limb and say this is my favourite season so far. It was great from start to finish
![]() Edgic: Spoiler: 1. Cirie (-) - In Panama she was top 10 but she managed to be even better somehow in Micronesia She didn’t take **** from people and was more cutthroat My mother always told me, you may not be able to beat them with these all the time... but you can always beat them with this... sorry... ![]() 2. Parvati (+4) - So much better than in Cook Islands, for the first half of the season I was w/e on her but then she decided that everyone apart from Alexis, Natalie and Amanda were dead to her and the Parvati experience began from there ![]() 3. Tracy - One of my all time favourite pre-mergers, she was hilarious without trying to be with her cutthroat ways whilst dressing it up as being a mother figure to the tribe. A true arc ![]() 4. Ami (-) - Not quite as Ami Cusacky as she was in Vanuatu but I felt like her leaving episode was the perfect end to her Survivor journey? She was OTT at her last TC whilst pleading to stay and then getting voted out as she ran out of the council area barefoot with her bag in one hand and shoes in the other ![]() 5. Natalie - Completely UTR for the first 10 episodes until she emerged as an abrasive arrogant **** stirrer And I thought it couldn’t get better than Zoe Zanidakis, turns out it can? Admitting she is her own biggest fan ![]() 6. Eliza (-2) - Aside from It’s A ****ing Stick, Eliza was hysterically messy throughout the season, see wishing for James to get so ill he gets evacuated... and then he does ![]() 7. Jason - What planet did production find him from Eliza: IT’S A ****ING STICK. Jason: I know! IT HAS A FACE ON IT ![]() 8. Kathy - Unintentionally OTT hilarious (I’VE NEVER SEEN IMPLANTS BEFORE ) but also has a really deep and vulnerable side which is hard not to empathise with, as showcased in episodes 2 and 7 ![]() 9. Erik - He is defined as The New Dumbest Survivor Ever but aside from that he was actually fun and seemed like a decent person ![]() 10. Chet - Lazy and hated by everyone Bonus points for aligning with Kathy and Tracy ![]() 11. Amanda (-) - Meh I don’t like her as much as I did in China but I still like her for some reason. Black Widow allegiance maybe? ![]() 12. Yau-Man (-2) - Anyone who tries to kill Jonny Fairplay for an Immunity Idol is fine by me ![]() 13. Alexis - Telling Amanda that her crying over Cirie’s elimination is deserving of an Oscar ![]() 14. James (-) - The fact that he ate numerous bats during the course of this show makes me think he’s to blame for the Coronavirus ![]() 15. Mikey B - I feel like I should have an opinion on him given how visible he was but really I can take him or leave him ![]() 16. Mary - Kind of seemed as though she had potential but then she got voted out 2nd 17. Jonathan (+1) - Not a bad person but still the same self satisfied dick he was in Cook Islands. Doesn’t mean I wanted his knee to get infected though ![]() 18. Joel - Ehh I don’t hate him as much as everybody else but the way he screamed at Kathy as she sobbed doesn’t sit well with me at all 19. Ozzy (-1) - I still don’t like him. He’s arrogant but sooo boring which is not fun to watch although I do credit him for The ****ing Stick 20. Jonny Fairplay (-) - I still think he’s an insufferable try hard weasel. Last edited by Matthew.; 04-04-2020 at 02:34 PM. |
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I’ve finished Survivor Samoa. This season is a lot like BBUK11 to me; a season that had a lot of potential, but only has a select few that I really liked, and is a victim of a season ruiner. I put it just above red tier in my season ranking because it at least had one storyline which I was interested in, but I could change that later on.
Edgic: Spoiler: Ranking: 1. Shambo - Obviously she’s my #1 An OTTM lunatic who has a passionate hatred for yoga and Laura Morett, has had a Shambolicious Mullet since 1986, and bases her votes on her dreams ![]() ![]() ![]() 2. Laura - I mostly like her for her Shambo feud, but the image of her cycling to Starbucks with her pastors is hilarious to me too ![]() 3. Natalie - Episode 1 she was defined by Russell as just a member of His Dumb Ass Girl Alliance, well look what said Dumb Ass Girl ended up doing ![]() 4. Yasmin - THEY'RE NOT GONNA SAY OOOH YEAH HE'S SO GOOD HE TACKLED A GIRL NO THEY'RE GONNA SAY HE'S A BIG SISSY ![]() 5. Betsy - Ben boy ben boy what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? ![]() 6. Erik - Perception is not reality, reality is reality ![]() 7. Brett - I don’t have any strong feelings about *him* but lmao @ him arriving on Episode 12 of 14 and being a main target straight away ![]() 8. Dave - Was kind of a fun awkward presence! 9. Russell S. - I thought he was actually fun and seemed like a good guy who had potential to go far, shame he had to go out the way he did ![]() 10. Monica - I had like no opinion of her until her last episode where she tried to blow up Russell’s game, which I appreciate the effort ![]() 11. Mick - feckless /ˈfɛkləs/ adjective 1. lacking initiative or strength of character; irresponsible. "her feckless younger brother" 12. Marisa - Had some potential but she left early and I didn’t really think about her again 13. Kelly - Lmfao 14. Jaison - Well done for standing up to Ben in episode 3 but in the others.... he was kind of boring ![]() 15. John - I know some people don’t really like him but I’m not fussed either way about him 16. Liz - Kind of boring but I can take her or leave her 17. Ashley - For somebody who was one of the most visible in the first stage of the game I don’t remember her at all? 18. Mike - I didn’t really have an opinion on him but didn’t want him to leave the game that way 19. Russell H - Okay so I don’t think he’s the worst of all time or even of the season but **** me is he a stain on what was otherwise a season with potential. A repulsive, arrogant and obnoxious person with a CPN6 edit every episode........ **** that. 20. Ben - A repulsive racist who gets often overshadowed by Russell Hantz but not in this ranking He told Yasmin she was ghetto trash who needed to go back to where she came from, eat ketchup sandwiches, drink Kool Aid and go to grammar school. **** him.My next season will be Heroes vs Villains, so here is my pre-season ranking for that series....... 1. Sandra 2. Cirie 3. Parvati 4. Courtney 5. Jerri 6. Randy 7. Sugar 8. Stephenie 9. Danielle 10. Rupert 11. Tyson 12. Coach 13. Amanda 14. Candice 15. J.T. 16. James 17. Tom 18. Colby 19. Rob 20. Russell |
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