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Old 23-12-2014, 10:32 PM #1
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"Fairytale of New TiBB" by Shane Marshowan & Kizzy MacColl
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Key: Shane Marshowan sings in green, Kizzy MacColl sings in silver. When singing together, they are in purple.

It is 2009 on TiBB, and Marsh has been a member for a year. In this universe, he invites Kizzy to the forum. He sings, reminiscing.

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the lounge thread
A boy, Scott, said to me,
"Wanna see my little one? "
And then he sang a song
"I will be Mounting You"
I logged out straight away
And dreamed about you

Logged on at ten to one,
To see just how much fun that I'd been missing
This forum's full of news...
Saw Harry!'s Madonna posts
"I loved Hard Candy,"
Can't see how future TiBB
could be better, it's true.

[We're suddenly five years in the future - it is Christmas 2014 on TiBB. Kizzy has now settled in.]
They've got GIFs big as cliffs,
They've got signatures in gold,
But their music goes through you,
It's no place for the old
When I first registered on a cold Christmas Eve
You promised some Shahbaz fans waiting for me

You were posting
It was silly,
Scott wanted my willy,
Big Brother finished showing,
TiBB howled out for more.
Sticks' writing was swinging,
the Zetans were mudslinging.
We pissed on the mods' rules
Then spammed through the night

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Were singing 'Super Bass'
And the #lads were chatting
About tonight's The Chase

[Kizzy sits down and reads a PM from a multi account]
"You're so dumb,
You're a cunt,"
[Marsh has received one, too.]
"You're an embarrassment,
Living your whole life online,
step on a landmine."
[Kizzy and Marsh join together in defiance towards the childish little bitches]
"I don't know what's saddest,
The weaves or Rolf Harris."
[The Wealdstone Raider joins for this line]
Sorry you've got no fans
[He leaves, to a hero's applause]
"I pray God that you're banned."

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Still singing 'Super Bass'
And Ben was trying to
Watch the Amazing Race

[A dejected Marsh has taken his PMs and abuse to heart]
I could have been someone,
[Kizzy reassures him]
Now, don't you worry son,
You gave advice to me, when I first found you
I kept it with me, babe
I guess I should have known
Can't face TiBB all alone,
I've made great friends just like you.

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Now singing 'Sound and Vision'
And 'irrels' are singing
Out for Christmasvision


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..hey ho.....I'm looking forward to seeing the entry of the chosen people...



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“TiBB Baby - Sven Sleigh”


This year, Swedish singer Sven Sleigh was chosen to perform and represent the people of Sweden! Unfortunately, we blew our budget during the previous Eurovision and ran out of funds to hire a good performer. But nonetheless the Swedish people are behind this cool new singer. He previously performed on the Swedish Idol and literally blew away the judges - so prepare to be amazed!

Stage and costume design
Sven Sleigh is wearing an outfit designed at Sweden Fashion Week. Alongside him, the dancers perform ballet of the highest calibre. What a performance it will be!



Music video and song choice
Alongside Sven Sleigh, we hired TiBB's Scott's fav, Rose McGowan to create a unforgettable music video, that just wow’d the people of Sweden! Sven Sleigh performs his debut single, a parody of Eartha Kitt’s original ‘Santa Baby’ - so sit back and enjoy and let Sven Sleigh get you in the Christmas spirit!

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TiBB Baby - Lyrics

TiBB Baby, what a year on TiBB it has been, for me.
All my posts have been top notch, TiBB baby,
So please let this song slay you tonight.

Josy baby, I first thought you were male,
Like Lee.
I have no idea why,
Josy baby, don’t worry I know different now!

Think of all the drama I've missed,
Think of all the weaves that were pressed.
Next year I could sing just as good,
If you’ll give this song a chance.

Scott baby, you know that you love me.
My xtube channel gets so many hits,
because of you,
Scott baby, so please let this song slay you tonight.

Liam honey, there is just one thing I have to say,
Noel Edmonds is bae,
Blobby can suck a D.
Liam honey, so please let this song slay you tonight.

Cal cutie, legit who is she?
Nikki.
Beyoncé is mighty fine,
Cal cutie, please let this song slay you tonight.

Come and sing this song along with me,
Sorry there is not enough time to mention all of you.
I’ll love your song,
If you just love mine.

Tom baby, oop one last little thing,
As I sing,
Sorry you didn’t get Sweden x
Tom baby, so please let this song slay you tonight.

Hurry and be slain tonight.
Hurry, tonight.
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..good luck all.... I know there will be some fabulous entries...
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