[pixee]

David - speak quickly with big words.

Charlie - wait till he starts been aggressive and shouty, then mention his mam, queue tears and relax.

Rodrigo - go to the diary room it's the only place he can't follow you, wait an hour then he will act like it never happened. Although he might have poured water on your bed in the meantime.

Lisa - Be calm and wait for her to need a fag could take 2-3 mins

Sophie - Wait till she is on her own otherwise see other housemate instructions and deal with her last.

Siavash - Just shout him down, his responses will be slow and inaudable.

Marcus - Ask him to explain what he means by "blah blah blah" this will confuse him then just say he has misinterprated you.

Bea - Do not get drawn into a long argument, hammer home the point about the "outside world" and refuse to take her seriously AND NEVER SHOW HER YOU CARE WHAT SHE THINKS.

Anyone think of better tactics?

[Nebi]

The best way to defeat a housemate is like this,

Male: Grab him by the balls and tell him you will let go when he says that you are right and you won.

Female: Tell her that she's a bitch, her ass is getting fat and her make up make her look like a old used prostitute.

[pixee]

lmao well i meant without been kicked out for aggressive behaviour

[Nebi]

What? I'll get a formal warning but you can be sure that after this, no one will wants to argue with you.