[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

THE JOES HOUSE IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZING. LOL

how cold is your house



i live in london,

yes a very plush palace,

and if the lady of my dreams entered my life,

i would be living the life of dallas.

but heating comes at a cost,

and i don't have a wife for a heater,

my mother is skint,

and has to be stringent on the heat meter.

we do have one boiling room,

the heat is on a tap,

its called the defrost area,

our bathroom is the hottest thing in this rap.

the kitchen can prepare the food,

and yes it is served boiling,

but the fact you have to rush it,

the cold is yet again spoiling.

television is not a luxury,

as the living room is a chiller,

but my hunger to watch the soaps,

could be my downfall to jack frost my killer.

bed is freezing at first,

until my body heat warms that one position,

yes i can get through the night,

providing no movement is the only condition.

[Lewis.]

Nice and warm

[bronaaaa]

Freezing.
I live on a hill so it's always windier and there's loads of draughts. We got it newly built aswell and it's pretty crapily insulated
The radiator in my room is always broken, and mother never puts the heating on -_-

[Nicky.]

Nice and toasty!

We have a coal fire

[Enid]

Your poems always put a smile on my face.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Originally Posted by Enid

Your poems always put a smile on my face.

enid < did i tell you the joe is falling in love ?????????? thanks mate x lol

[GypsyGoth]

A victorian house, cold, with heating on its ok but you still have to dress warmly. My mom knocks the heating off about 11, so I put on more layers about then.

[MojoNixon]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

A victorian house, cold, with heating on its ok but you still have to dress warmly. My mom knocks the heating off about 11, so I put on more layers about then.

Are you Shabbys hm?

[Jords]

Your poems are good

[sooty]

Joe

Why do not you have an electric blanket.

About 30 years ago our house did not have central heating.

One severe winter we survived by the blanket.
Even my cat refused to go out from the bed.
We watched TV in the bed, eating in bed.
The bed was so nice and warm.

I hope you and your mum will have a better 2010.



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[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

thank you sooty < ps the more the merrier lol you can join us lol

[Stu]

We had central heating
But then the robbers came
They took all the pipes
And the dog took all the blame
My mother is shivering
No matter where she lay
Spot is in a padded cell
Oh save my day yo'
Big up to the minus ten degrees

PEACE!

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Stu

We had central heating
But then the robbers came
They took all the pipes
And the dog took all the blame
My mother is shivering
No matter where she lay
Spot is in a padded cell
Oh save my day yo'
Big up to the minus ten degrees

PEACE!

I should not laugh but,,,,,,.
Was the dog rottweiler or something?

[sooty]

I miss Joe' poem threads.

This is one of my favourite.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

very whitty stu

[Stu]

I pride myself on my whiticisms.

[Stacey.]

my house is normally cold.

[BOOSH]

Cold, makes me think outside is going to be too then i'm like WTF ITS HOT!
Crazy

[Niamh.]

my house is lovely and warm

[Vicky.]

My house is constantly too hot, always have the windows open too

Would rather it was cold

[InOne]

Far too warm. I live on a terrace

[*mazedsalv**]

my house is like a sauna 24/7.
Its all good when its winter, lovely and cosy. When it comes to now, its sort of annoying... that hot weekend we had a few weeks ago was a nightmare in my house.

[Crimson Dynamo]

cold

ice cold