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Shaun · 27-06-2010, 04:33 PM

Since the other thread was hijacked by some old fool, I'll continue posting the ON TOPIC story here.

Intro:

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"This is your lunch, Okay? I've put an AsdaWalmart Lunch box
in your bag as Bloated Tesco is Bad for you." Arista reassured his little girl.

"Don't talk to the boys...........They are full of ****! Liberal wingers!" bananarama was particularly worried about Gary's first day at TiBB High.

MrGaryy was born in Ireland to two diehard debate enthusiasts. Her childhood consisted of public forums, feminist meetings and trips to AsdaWalmart.

[flashback;
bananarama: shut up with your conservative babbles.........arista
Arista: No, Honey. This is why some Women should not have Kids.
The couple glare at each other over the debating table before lunging forward and making out in front of a bewildered MrGaryy]

MrGaryy turned around and looked at TiBB High - it looked like every other online forum. Buses of trolls and fakes drove to and fro, and the front doors flowed members. Waving goodbye to her parents, she stepped into the building and was immediately nearly hit by a flying lock.
"24 HOUR BAN!" yelled James at an angry-looking cupid_stunt.

She walked into her designated classroom and to her horror it was already full - she was nearly late. There were two seats left - she went to sit in one of them.
"Don't sit there. He farts a lot." an Irish-sounding girl assured her, gesturing towards Smithy. Smithy smiled unawares and let a silent one go.

Gary stepped back and walked straight into the path of Mrs. Lili, knocking her latté out of her hands and staining her blouse. The class gasped and there were some shocked laughs.
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry!" Gary was beyond embarrassed.
"It's okay, really..." Mrs Lili began to take off her stained sweater and it got stuck to her shirt.

"Mrs. Lili...it's good to see you again" interrupted a very suave Principal Nate.
"My sweater's stuck to my shirt, isn't it?" Mrs. Lili sighed. "****S SAKE".
Lili quickly adjusted herself to save her modesty, as Nate addressed the class.

"Welcome back, 6L. Today we have a new student joining us, she's from Ireland. MsGaryy..."
"It's MrGaryy" Gary corrected him.
"MrGaryy. Well, welcome to TiBB High." another ban went flying past outside in the hallway.
"THREAD CLOSED!" cried VickyJ.

MrGaryy took the seat next to the Irish girl and minded her own business.
"See, this is the colour font I want" cooed a large effeminate man behind her to the Irish girl.
"This is Dezzy - he's almost too nerdy to function" the Irish girl rolled her eyes, and Gary laughed.

"Hey, Jen, nice wig, where did you get it?" Annie intruded, firing an insult.
"Your aborted baby's hair." Jen coolly retorted. "I'm Jen".
"Gary", Gary smiled and introduced herself to the duo. "Hey, erm, I have troll-ed first period" - she handed Jen her timetable - "where is it?"
"Oh, that's in the back building..." Jen smiled to Dezzy.
"Yeah, the back building. We'll take you there." He passed her timetable back.

For her first day, it seemed to be going swimmingly, Gary reflected.

Shaun · 27-06-2010, 04:33 PM

Part 1:

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The school bell rang and Gary left with her newfound friends for "Troll Education". She walked with them past countless corridors and classrooms and soon began to wonder just how big the TiBB complex was. In this epic journey she saw Enid stealing setanta's dinner money, and cute boys like *mazedsalv** and InOne jog past in revealing gym clothes.
"Watch out please! New meat coming through!" Dean cried, as he shoved a debating ange7 and NettoSuperstar out of the way.
Soon they were outside. Gary highly doubted that there would be a lesson here, and so piped up.
"Where is the back building?" she casually dropped.
"It burned down in 1970, when TiBB started." Dezzy drolely replied.
Gary had no idea what she would miss on her first lesson of TiBB High, but figured that she was not in a position to pass up on an opportunity to make friends.

[flashback: Troll Education;
"Don't talk to trolls. Or you will get pregnant. And die." an authoritative Patrick barked at his class, "just promise me you won't talk to biglover, okay? Now everybody take some IPchecks."]

"Why don't you just get homeschooled, MsGaryy?" Jen asked.
"They want me to fit in...and it's MrGaryy" Gary corrected her.
"Yeah, I'mma call you MsGaryy." Jen smiled.
"For the love of Final Fantasy, would you look at MarkWaldorf's gym clothes?" Dezzy gasped in awe, and Gary turned her head to a vast entourage of jocks and pretty girls walking out onto the sports field.
["Angel With A Dirty Face" by Twilight Twitty plays]
"Who are those people?" Gary trailed.
"The one with the dark hair is Mark Waldorf - she's totally rich because her dad invented .GIFs or something. She knows everything about everyone on TiBB high." Jen coolly informed Gary.
"That's why her post count is so big...it's full of secrets." Dean purred.
"The welsh girl with the big tits is Ross. She is the dumbest girl you will ever meet." Jen laughed.
"She sits next to me in 'Meet the Members Poses', and one time," Dean struggled not to laugh, "she asked me how to spell 'pout'."
The group laughed, as they witnessed one girl being carried out onto the field by a troupe of jocks.
"And evil takes a human form in Hugo George. Don't be fooled; she may look like your typical evil scheming slut-faced bitch, but she's so much worse." Jen narrated with genuine scathing.
Gary looked back over at the three girls - they all seemed so...beautiful. MarkWaldorf chatted idly on her iPhone as Hugo flirted with one particular jock and Ross fell over a football.
"She's the queen bee. The other two are just her minions..." Dezzy trailed, as Jen rolled her eyes. They got up to go to the toilets.

[Flashback;
Callum: Hugo George is flawless.
SiaSiaSia: One time she saw Chad Michael Murray on an aeroplane and he told her she was cute.
Princess: She has two Britney Spears sets and a silver Lexus.
CaraRawr: I hear her hair's insured for £40,000.
Stu: I hear she does Digital Spy commercials...in Japan.
Raph: Her favourite movie is Stepmom.
Jonathan: One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.]

In the girls toilets now, bizarrely with Dezzy, the trio stood washing their hands.
"She's fabulous, but she's evil." Dean said in near-admiration.
"Hey! You're not allowed in here!" Matt suddenly interrupted, reminding Dezzy of his gender.
"Oh my God, BBSpy, I love your work!" Dean began and Matt ran off from his Big Brother-related past.
"She always wins TiBB Fiercest Member." Dean continued.
"Who cares?" Jen sighed.
"I do. Because in case you haven't noticed, Fiercest Member always sits on the TiBB council, which," he turned to Gary, "I am head of. I would say I care." he smiled.
"Wow, Dezzy, you've truly outgayed yourself." Jen smirked, and Gary laughed.

[to be continued...]

arista · 27-06-2010, 04:34 PM

Wicked!

Shaun · 27-06-2010, 04:36 PM

Part 2:

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Gary had an hour of "Meet the Members Poses" before lunchtime, which flew by without event. She'd learned the ins and outs of being a camwhoring slut, from teacher Mr. Conzors, and had learned to never take photographs in the bathroom or at sweaty moshpits.
She entered the cafeteria and immediately thought of the debating forums back home. bananarama had wanted Gary to learn how to hold her ground from an early age - and seeing all these dinner tables throwing food and being bitchy reminded her of the vicious and often personal insults thrown at libraries and debating societies all over Ireland.
Jen and Dean had given her a little hand-drawn map of the cafeteria. Looking down at it, she was able to easily identify the unfriendly black hotties - they seemed the most articulate, so she ventured over and introduced herself "Plato! What a bitch, right?"
"Shut the **** up, troll." Sticks spat, and Gary walked away, confused.

She looked back down at the map and noticed the 'Scene messes' - as Twilight, CaraRawr and Joe. traded signed memorabilia of pop-rock bands and adjusted their eyeliner. On the table to the left of these were the "desperate wannabies", where Jonathan. and Braden were gossipping about how they'd once spoken to MarkWaldorf about lip gloss. Further on were the "game*****s" - members who continually drew up idea for new games and continual participants - such as Kate and Loukas, who were writing their TiBB Eurovision ballad about a lovestruck horse and jockey.
Beginning to feel a little out of her depth, Gary looked over to where Jan and Dean were sat - beyond the "fakes", where Raph and Jayson were trying on a variety of prosthetic masks, and the cool asians (DamonJ and Darenn were talking in a foreign language about "omg sucha ke$ha stan 2baha~") - and saw some solace. She headed over there, staying desperately away from the "burnouts" where Stu and Karl were staring a little too closely at their spoons, before someone walked up to her.

"Hi, I'm from the student council and we're interviewing all the new students", LemonJam introduced himself.
"Oh, okay." Gary smiled politely.
"Do you take your muffin buttered?" LemonJam smirked, as a few stifled laughs from the Brotherhood table (where Locke and Brad. threw food at each other and gave each other headlocks).
"Uh...what?" Gary was bewildered
"Is this man bothering you?" Hugo suddenly interrupted with a powerful sense of authority.
"N-no.."
"JAMES YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME." MarkWaldorf hissed.
"LemonJam, you cannot stand up MarkWaldorf and then go picking on some poor innocent girl 2 days later." Hugo skeezed, before turning to Gary, "do you want to sleep with him?"
Gary seriously considered it for a moment before going "ew, no".
"Thank you. You can go shave your back now, bye James" she condescendingly smiled, as James walked away muttering an insult. Gary resumed walking over to Jen. "Wait!" Hugo cried. "Come sit with us!"
Gary looked back at Jen, who was applying ham to Dean's face. She hesitated and sat opposite Ross, Mark and Hugo.

"Why don't I know you?" Hugo enquired.
"I'm new." Gary replied, "I was homeschooled in Ireland, we moved he-"
"Wait, what?" Hugo interjected.
"I was taught at home by my mother-"
"No, I know what homeschooling is, I'm not retarded. So you've never been on a forum before?" Hugo asked, dumbfounded.
"Uh...no." Gary coyly replied.
"Shut up!" Hugo laughed. "Shut up!" she repeated, as Ross stared at her.
"If you're from Ireland...why aren't you ginger?" she suddenly blurted, as Mark gave her a scolding look.
"Oh my God, Ross, you can't just ask people why they're ginger." she seethed.
Without warning, Hugo, Mark and Ross suddenly huddled for a moment and seemed to be quick to agree.
"Listen, we don't usually do this, but how about you sit with us?" Hugo offered rather kindly, as Gary looked back over to his friends - Jan pulled a ;O face.
"Well uh-" she began
"Great!" Hugo smiled.
"On Tuesdays we wear pink, and we can only have a ponytail once a week, so uh..." Mark trailed off to look at Gary's taut hair, "looks like you chose today."
Just as she was beginning to be baffled by these so-called rules, the lunch bell rang and the girls got up to leave.
"See you later!" Ross smiled, and they flicked their hair almost in unison.

Gary got up and joined Dean and Jen to walk to their next class. Once she had filled them in, Jen burst out laughing and appeared excited.
"You have to do it! We have to find a way to bring that bitch down!" she laughed.
"Why? She seemed really nice..." Gary offered.
"HUGO GEORGE IS NOT NICE (****\) she's a cum-sucking GaGa stan!" Jen cried in disbelief.
"Why do you hate her?" Gary asked.
"What do you mean?" Jen shrugged.
"I mean, why?" Gary was getting impatient.
"When we were in 4th grade, Hugo made us sign this petition that said Jen was a-" Dean began.
"DEAN! PLEASE! Can we not? Look, let's just say it's a social experiment, you sit with them and we can laugh about all the dumb stuff they do." Jen seemed to have already calculated her plan of action.

Gary headed off to .GIF studies, where she took a seat behind a rather cute-looking boy. Mrs. Lili was her teacher for this as well as her tutor, and half an hour into the lesson asked the class a question "which American TV show character has the most fierce .GIF catalogue available?" Gary shot her hand up immediately, and everyone turned around, including Novo.
Gary had only really been in love once before and that was with a young Irish boy who didn't really understand her.

[Flashback;
Gary: Is tú mo ghrá.
Eoin: ****, FORMULA ONE IS ON.]

She was captivated in Novo's eyes and lost her train of thought.
"Oh, err... Blair Waldorf." Gary regained her composure.

to be continued...

Shaun · 27-06-2010, 04:37 PM

Part 3:

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The next day, Gary was sat as planned with the 'plastics', as Jen and Dean called them. Ross was applying lip-gloss to his already very well made-up lips. Hugo was still in the queue ordering lunch, so Mark decided to make conversation with Gary.
"So, have you seen any cute guys yet?" she whispered excitedly.
"Well..." Gary blushed
"She so has!" Ross giggled.
"Who is it!?" Mark demanded.
"There's this guy in my .GIFs class - his name's Novo I think-"
"No!" MarkWaldorf suddenly interrupted as Ross gasped. "That's Hugo's ex! That's like...illegal." she scolded.
"But if he's her ex..." Gary tried to reason.
"Regardless! Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits, it's just the rules of feminism! (ohay WOMBAI. miserable bitch.)" MarkWaldorf recalled, suddenly shattering the fourth wall and making contact with one lucky audience member.

[Flashback:
Jayson: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?
Jack_: He said her name!
Stu: Holy ****.
WOMBAI: ]

Hugo started to walk over, and Gary looked worried.
"Don't worry, we won't tell her. It can be our little secret." Mark smiled, and Ross nodded in agreement.

Over the next few days, Gary found it difficult to swallow (fnar) that she wasn't allowed to make a move on Novo. But she figured she could still talk to him. On October 13 he asked her what day it was.

[Flashback:
Gary: It's October 13th.]

On October 19th she struck up a conversation.

[Flashback:
Gary: It's raining.
Novo: Yeah.]

After school that day she waited around by the football field to be picked up by Hugo. She caught a glimpse of Novo running and couldn't help staring, until a convertible pulled up and honked her back to reality.
"Get in loser! We're going shopping!" Hugo called, and Gary followed.
At the shopping mall, Mark suddenly pointed out to the other girls how LemonJam was sat at the water fountain with Jonathan Rodell.
"That little skeez?", Hugo pointed Jonathan out, "Oh please, give me your phone." Hugo laughed.
"No! Don't!" Mark tried to object.
"It's fine, you want him back don't you?" Hugo persuaded her, and got hold of her phone.
She punched in a few keys and was soon speaking to Mrs. Rodell.
"Hello?" Annie answered the phone.
"Hello, Mrs. Rodell? This is Cheryl from Planned Parenthood. We have Jonathan's results, if you could just let her know to call us as soon as possible. It's urgent." Hugo seamlessly informed in received pronunciation before hanging up. Ross and Mark burst out laughing, as Gary felt a little guilty for Jonathan. He looked over to her and noticed Jonathan answering her phone.
"Mom?" Jonathan panicked.

The girls walked on past the skincare store where Jen worked and Dean was trying on free samples. Jen waved and pulled a mocking smile aimed at the other 3 plastics, and Gary privately smiled.
Hugo then drove them to her house, where Mark whispered to Gary something important.
"Make sure you notice Hugo's mom's boob job."
Opening the door, a large beaming woman greeted them with a hug and Gary felt like drowning in silicon.
"Hey hey hey! How're my gurlfrans?" Shaun spoke in a strange young accent.
"Mom, this is Gary." Hugo forcefully smiled, pointing her out.
Behind them, a young girl was hula-dancing to the Sugababes' "About You Now". Ross went to join Greg, but Hugo led them all to her bedroom.

Inside the luxury bedroom was a whole assortment of beauty products, pink accessories and lush furniture. Gary couldn't believe this was all for a teenager.
"Your bedroom is amazing" Gary was genuinely impressed.
"Thanks. It was my parents', but I made them swap." She laughed.
Shaun walked back in with a tray of exotic-looking drinks, handing the first three to Ross, Hugo and Mark.
"Happy hour is from four to six!" she laughed.
"Um, is there rohypnol in this?" Gary was concerned.
"Yes." Shaun suddenly hissed and pulled a threatening face, walking out of the room.
Gary placed the drink down on a side table and noticed the other three were admiring their reflections.
"Ugh, my pores suck." said Ross.
"My nailbeds are so bad." Mark sighed.
"I have man-shoulders", Hugo trumped, as they all turned to look at Gary.
"I...have a really sweaty vagina?" Gary suggested, and Ross was sick.
"Hey, look, I haven't looked at this in forever!" Mark giggled and took out a large pink bound scrapbook.
"Oh, Gary, this is our burn book. We use it to write stuff about everyone in our school year." Hugo informed, as Ross opened it and turned to a page.

"Stacey.x is a grotsky, little byotch."
"Still true." Hugo smiled.
"Braden is a fat virgin."
"Still half true", Hugo cut, and Mark laughed.
"Karl. He made out with a hot dog."
"Jen Ian - DYKE." Mark suddenly announced.
"Hey, who's that boy she's always with?" Ross wondered.
"Oh that's Dean, he's almost too nerdy to function." Gary made small-talk.
"Haha! That's good. Put it in there." Hugo instructed Ross, as they set down on the bed to make adjustments to the book.
Gary worried - maybe that was only okay when Jen and Dean said it.

to be continued...

Braden · 27-06-2010, 04:53 PM

Thanks for re-posting

Twilight · 27-06-2010, 05:16 PM

Yayyz <3

WOMBAI · 28-06-2010, 06:30 AM

Never your fault hey - always someone else's - yeah right!

Jessica. · 28-06-2010, 06:43 AM

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Is tú mo ghrá.

Braden · 11-07-2010, 05:29 PM

More of this Shaun :')

Shaun · 11-07-2010, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jessica.

Did I get it right? Haha. I can't even remember what I meant to put now.

Shall try to do some later, Braden

Oh, I see that unpleasant smell is here again.

Braden · 11-07-2010, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Did I get it right? Haha. I can't even remember what I meant to put now.

Shall try to do some later, Braden

Oh, I see that unpleasant smell is here again.

Great news

Shaun · 21-07-2010, 03:42 AM

Part 4

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Over the next few weeks Gary became more and more involved with the Zetas and their way of life. She would often take breaks inbetween classes to readjust her makeup, and had a healthy interest in all things shopping, gossip and clothes.
During lunch one day, Hugo made a point about the celtic patterns on Gary's bracelet.
"Oh my God, I love that bracelet - where did you get it?" she smiled.
"It's Irish, my mom gave it to me." Gary explained.
"It's so fierce!" Mark cooed, as Ross stared at her dumbstruck.
"What's fierce?" Hugo demanded.
"Oh it's this new slang...from...Exhale. Everyone says it over there." Mark recalled in awe, as Hugo shrugged her off.

Later that day during .GIF Class, a weird asian boy strode up to her and introduced himself.
"Hey, you're that Irish girl aren't you?" Rory spoke confidently.
"Err..yeah. Gary."
"You should join the .GIFletes. We compete in themed championships - last year I started off the Tyra Banks trend," he beamed unashamed, "and having an actual girl on the team would make us look a whole lot less gay..." he trailed.
"Oh, uh..." Gary stammered.
"You should join!" Mrs. Lili interrupted.

Gary thought it over all day, and met up with Jan and Dean at Jan's place of work - a skincare boutique.
"Will this reduce my pores?" Dean begged.
"No." Jan HARRY2ed.
"Hey, look, it's Mrs. Lili..." Dean pointed and whispered.
"Oh God, I love seeing teachers out of school." Jan laughed, as Lili walked over to the counter.
"Hey guys, I'm just here with my boyfriend..." Lili joked, pointing out Thomas_C who was trying to find a blemisher. Gary, Jan and Dean didn't know what to say. "I'm joking - sometimes older people make jokes."
"My nana bricks school children's buses." Dean attempted to bridge the age gap.
"Your nana and I have that in common. So, Gary, have you thought about joining .GIFletes?" Lili changed topic quickly.
"Yeah, I think I might join, for the credit you know?" Gary smiled.
"You can't join .GIFletes it's social suicide!" Dean screamed.

[Flashback:
Dean enters a TiBB msn conversation and attempts to show off his new Blake Lively set of .GIFS.
Rory says: 2baha a WHITE girl!?
Braden says: HAHAHA FAIL
Princess says: omg who invited this freak?
Jessica: LOL
Dean: sad/
Dean has left the conversation.]

"Thanks, Dean..." Lili sighed. "Well, I best be off - I have to mop up Thomas_C's wet bedsheets. JOKING." she laughed and left, as the ginger mess in the corner began rubbing gel into his elbows.
"Those aren't free samples!" Jan yelled, and he scuttered away.

Later that evening, Gary was invited into a private MSN convo.

hugo// bodylanguagex says:
I know your secret.
Garyy - babe, you lost me (8) says:
What secret?
hugo// bodylanguagex says:
MarkWaldorf told me you like Novo. But whatever, that's fine - but you should know, he just cares about school, football and LOST roleplay.
Garyy - babe, you lost me (8) says:
Oh.
hugo// bodylanguagex says:
Wait, aren't you mad at Mark for telling me?
Garyy - babe, you lost me (8) says:
whatever. that mess just likes attention
hugo// bodylanguagex says:
LOL ok g2g cya xoxo

Hugo then copied the entire conversation into the Chat and Games section. It got 201 replies, was briefly stickied, and Stacey.x got into an argument over MarkWaldorf's intentions with setanta.

to be continued...

Shaun · 21-07-2010, 05:39 PM

29/12/2010 05:53:15 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III i'm listening to Lasgo
29/12/2010 05:53:18 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III i feel like i should be on drugs
29/12/2010 05:53:26 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III and in a club
29/12/2010 05:53:29 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III with a green strobe light
29/12/2010 05:53:51 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III the american dream
29/12/2010 05:54:05 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III hmm no. probably the estonian dream.
29/12/2010 05:54:11 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III the tuvalese dream.
29/12/2010 05:54:17 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III (~)(~)(~)(~)(~)(~)(~)(~)
29/12/2010 05:55:06 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III shoot1sonia//shoot2
29/12/2010 05:55:09 rory Fierce III he pointed to the graveyard over on yonder hill
29/12/2010 05:55:15 rory Fierce III i paused in cosmic reflection
29/12/2010 05:55:21 rory Fierce III confused and wondering of how i came to die
29/12/2010 05:55:22 rory Fierce III hm...
29/12/2010 05:55:25 rory Fierce III i was confused
29/12/2010 05:55:26 rory Fierce III for if i was dead
29/12/2010 05:55:31 rory Fierce III how and why did i die?
29/12/2010 05:55:36 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III this is so intense
29/12/2010 05:55:40 rory Fierce III but i composed myself
29/12/2010 05:55:40 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III i could bite off my foot
29/12/2010 05:55:43 rory Fierce III and decided i should face him
29/12/2010 05:55:44 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III i don't even know what it's from
29/12/2010 05:55:48 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III -sits and waits-
29/12/2010 05:55:48 rory Fierce III but i stood paralyzed
29/12/2010 05:55:51 rory Fierce III on this supposed golden path
29/12/2010 05:55:55 rory Fierce III and i was confronted
29/12/2010 05:55:56 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III **** man.
29/12/2010 05:55:58 rory Fierce III by a powerful demon force
29/12/2010 05:56:01 rory Fierce III he said he was the devil
29/12/2010 05:56:02 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III Rory just do me now
29/12/2010 05:56:04 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III omg.
29/12/2010 05:56:07 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III -faps-
29/12/2010 05:56:08 rory Fierce III and when he spoke his words flowed like flowing lava
29/12/2010 05:56:12 rory Fierce III from the mouth of the volcano
29/12/2010 05:56:14 rory Fierce III and i said
29/12/2010 05:56:15 rory Fierce III HELP ME LORD
29/12/2010 05:56:19 rory Fierce III I'VE FOUND MYSELF IN SOME KIND OF HELL
29/12/2010 05:56:24 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III this is opening me up to layers of anguish
29/12/2010 05:56:30 rory Fierce III but i did not bleieve in a heaven and hell world of opposites kind of reality
29/12/2010 05:56:31 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III ah/
29/12/2010 05:56:37 rory Fierce III and i gained control of myself
29/12/2010 05:56:40 rory Fierce III and i decided to press on
29/12/2010 05:56:44 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III press me
29/12/2010 05:56:44 rory Fierce III as i walked along
29/12/2010 05:56:47 rory Fierce III this supposed golden path
29/12/2010 05:56:51 rory Fierce III i was trembling with fear
29/12/2010 05:56:52 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III press my boner on your face.
29/12/2010 05:56:58 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III LMAOOOOOOOO
29/12/2010 05:57:00 rory Fierce III of the lions and wizards to come
29/12/2010 05:57:02 rory Fierce III i seen them in the distance
29/12/2010 05:57:10 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III sorry rory ignore our adolescent boasts
29/12/2010 05:57:13 rory Fierce III silver mountains rising high in the clouds
29/12/2010 05:57:16 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III sweet a detached ass!
29/12/2010 05:57:21 rory Fierce III and a voice above did whisper
29/12/2010 05:57:26 rory Fierce III some shining answer from the womb
29/12/2010 05:57:39 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III omg flirt/
29/12/2010 05:57:44 rory Fierce III please forgive me
29/12/2010 05:57:46 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III i feel like gandhi
29/12/2010 05:57:47 rory Fierce III i never meant to hurt you
29/12/2010 05:58:03 rory Fierce III repeat x98234923843 times
29/12/2010 05:58:03 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III i never meant to make you cry ah\
29/12/2010 05:58:13 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III I'M SORRY THAT I HURRRRRT YOU
29/12/2010 05:58:19 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III i'm just a jealous guy hurt/.
29/12/2010 05:58:34 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III rory. what the **** was that.
29/12/2010 05:58:48 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III [2]
29/12/2010 05:58:52 rory Fierce III the golden path (feat. the flaming lips) - the chemical brothers troll/
29/12/2010 05:59:01 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III oh
29/12/2010 05:59:01 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III The Chemical Brothers
29/12/2010 05:59:02 rory Fierce III http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V24TaUJSDe0
29/12/2010 05:59:03 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III spit\
29/12/2010 05:59:09 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III i was hoping you'd been possessed
29/12/2010 05:59:13 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III that read like ****ing poetry
29/12/2010 05:59:18 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III and you tell us it's a Chemical Brothers song
29/12/2010 05:59:31 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III that's almost as disappointing as discovering my brother's still alive every morning bitchs/
29/12/2010 05:59:35 rory Fierce III ikr, it's so deep sad/
29/12/2010 05:59:44 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III at least you have one greg :@
29/12/2010 05:59:48 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III -we start all of this again-
29/12/2010 05:59:50 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III two actually hehe!
29/12/2010 05:59:51 rory Fierce III sry shaun, maybe next time (yn)
29/12/2010 05:59:54 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III LMAO
29/12/2010 06:00:23 rory Fierce III HAHAHAHA
29/12/2010 06:00:30 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III you just toppled my beret
29/12/2010 06:00:54 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III *plonk plonk plonky piano0o0o*
29/12/2010 06:01:09 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III Keri Hilson.
29/12/2010 06:01:11 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III HAHAHAHA
29/12/2010 06:01:15 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III LOL
29/12/2010 06:01:32 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III [Messenger Plus! Sound] - Data{647C64736B2A} - hahahahaha
29/12/2010 06:01:32 rory Fierce III OMFG PMSL
29/12/2010 06:01:43 rory Fierce III it's been a long and lonely trip but I'm glad that I took it because it was well worth it
29/12/2010 06:01:53 rory Fierce III i got to read a couple books and do some research before I reached my verdict
29/12/2010 06:02:00 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III [Messenger Plus! Sound] - Data{2048141D1BDF} - mojo
29/12/2010 06:02:00 rory Fierce III never thought that I was perfect
29/12/2010 06:02:06 rory Fierce III always thought that I had a purpose
29/12/2010 06:02:12 rory Fierce III used to wonder if I'd live to see my first kiss
29/12/2010 06:02:17 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III -nudges greg and we take our seats again-
29/12/2010 06:02:26 rory Fierce III the most difficult thing I ever did
29/12/2010 06:02:30 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III TELL US
29/12/2010 06:02:32 rory Fierce III was recite my own words at a service
29/12/2010 06:02:35 rory Fierce III realizing the person I was addressing probably wasn't looking down from heaven
29/12/2010 06:02:36 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III omg like this
29/12/2010 06:02:42 rory Fierce III or cooking up something in hell's kitchen
29/12/2010 06:02:49 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III hehe gordon ramsay
29/12/2010 06:02:49 rory Fierce III trying to listen in or eaves drop from some another dimension
29/12/2010 06:02:55 rory Fierce III it was self serving just like this is.
29/12/2010 06:03:02 rory Fierce III Conveniently religious on Easter Sunday and on Christmas xf-2yea
29/12/2010 06:03:06 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III silly maitre d' didn't serve???
29/12/2010 06:03:07 rory Fierce III the television went from being a babysitter to a mistress
29/12/2010 06:03:09 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III self serving? BUT SHAUN AND I COULD SERVE YOU BETTER
29/12/2010 06:03:18 rory Fierce III technology made it easy for us to stay in touch while keeping a distance
29/12/2010 06:03:19 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III #slaves4u
29/12/2010 06:03:22 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III a CRUEL MISTRESS
29/12/2010 06:03:29 rory Fierce III until we just stayed distant and never touched. Now all we do is text too much.
29/12/2010 06:03:35 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III @ParkRory hehe be on me
29/12/2010 06:03:43 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III that's t mobile contracts for you uhno?
29/12/2010 06:03:46 rory Fierce III i don't remember much from my youth...maybe my memory is repressed
29/12/2010 06:03:55 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III ugh pretentious
29/12/2010 06:03:57 rory Fierce III or I just spent too much time wondering if I'd live to have sex
29/12/2010 06:04:06 rory Fierce III fell in love for the first time in 4th grade but I didn't have the courage to talk to her
29/12/2010 06:04:07 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III it's me!
29/12/2010 06:04:18 rory Fierce III in 8th grade I wrote her the note but I slipped it in someone else's locker oops\
29/12/2010 06:04:20 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III blitzen?
29/12/2010 06:04:28 rory Fierce III considered killing myself cause of that...it was a big deal
29/12/2010 06:04:33 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III i bet!!
29/12/2010 06:04:34 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III it was bsob/
29/12/2010 06:04:36 rory Fierce III it was a blown cover. It was over for me. My goose was cooked. Stick a fork it me.
29/12/2010 06:04:45 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III it me?
29/12/2010 06:04:51 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III that's not a proposition:@
29/12/2010 06:04:56 rory Fierce III the jig is up.....iblew my chances; the rest is history, our future was torn asunder
29/12/2010 06:05:12 rory Fierce III it became abundantly clear that I was only brought here to suffer cry\
29/12/2010 06:05:16 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III I met a Tom Asunder once.
29/12/2010 06:05:22 rory Fierce III at least I didn't include my name
29/12/2010 06:05:28 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III it was Tom Asunder...
29/12/2010 06:05:31 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III :S
29/12/2010 06:05:35 rory Fierce III thankfully I wrote the whole note in code...and it had 10 layers of scotch tape safety seal making it impossible to open.
29/12/2010 06:05:46 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III well that's a ****ing waste
29/12/2010 06:05:47 rory Fierce III plus.. it was set to self destruct
29/12/2010 06:05:50 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III omg
29/12/2010 06:05:59 rory Fierce III whoever read it probably died laughing....I wonder if they lived long enough to realize what happened. =/
29/12/2010 06:06:07 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III galileo!?
29/12/2010 06:06:07 rory Fierce III a year later, I came to understand that wasn't love that I was feeling for her. xf-3yea
29/12/2010 06:06:17 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III schadenfreude si/yh
29/12/2010 06:06:21 rory Fierce III i had someone else to obsess over. I was older. I was very mature.
29/12/2010 06:06:31 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III keri hilson!
29/12/2010 06:06:33 rory Fierce III i forged my time signature while practicing my parents autograph because I was failing math
29/12/2010 06:06:40 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III not an asian then
29/12/2010 06:06:45 rory Fierce III disconnected the phone when I thought the teacher would call my home xf-wtf
29/12/2010 06:06:55 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III saboteur :@
29/12/2010 06:07:02 rory Fierce III i checked the mailbox twice a day at the end of a long dirt road...steamed open a couple envelopes like I was in private detective mode!
29/12/2010 06:07:12 rory Fierce III if you snoop around long enough for something in particular you're guaranteed to find it. yea\
29/12/2010 06:07:21 rory Fierce III for better or worse that's how I learned that it's best to just keep some things private
29/12/2010 06:07:23 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III try telling that to gerry mccann The****
29/12/2010 06:07:24 rory Fierce III it was the best of times
29/12/2010 06:07:27 rory Fierce III it was the end of times
29/12/2010 06:07:34 rory Fierce III pmsl shaun
29/12/2010 06:07:36 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III ugh dickens ripoff
29/12/2010 06:07:52 rory Fierce III i was always on deck....I was next in line. an only child with a pen and pad writing a list of things that I could never have.
29/12/2010 06:08:04 rory Fierce III the walls in my house were paper thin, every squabble seemed to get deafening
29/12/2010 06:08:15 rory Fierce III if my memory serves me correctly i made it a point to void and forget some things. Probably to keep from being embarrassed.
29/12/2010 06:08:23 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III omg is this the story of helen keller
29/12/2010 06:08:26 rory Fierce III never meant to upset or give grief to my parents, nept my secrets hid my talents in my head, never under the mattress.
29/12/2010 06:08:44 rory Fierce III therapy couldn't break me. Never learned a word that would insure safety. So I spoke softly and I tip toed often.
29/12/2010 06:08:56 rory Fierce III The door to my room was like a big old coffin. The way that it creeked when I closed it shut.
29/12/2010 06:09:08 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III (this is actually such self-indulgent balls)
29/12/2010 06:09:14 rory Fierce III anxieties peaked when it opened up...as if everything that I was thinking would be exposed, i still sleep fully clothed
29/12/2010 06:09:25 rory Fierce III it was the best of times....it was the end of times.
29/12/2010 06:09:32 rory Fierce III it was beautiful. It was brutal. It was cruel. It was business as usual.
29/12/2010 06:09:38 rory Fierce III Heaven? It was hell. Used to wonder if I'd live to see 12.
29/12/2010 06:09:53 rory Fierce III when I did I figured that I was immortal....loved to dance but couldn't make it to the formal.
29/12/2010 06:10:02 rory Fierce III Couldn't bear watching my imaginary girlfriend bust a move with any other dudes dance]
29/12/2010 06:10:32 rory Fierce III Tone Loc was talking bout a Wild Thing dance[ but I was still caught up in some child thangs gary//. Scared of a God who couldn't spare the rod. It was clearly a brimstone and fire thang.
29/12/2010 06:10:53 rory Fierce III pyromaniac ENID/. Kleptomaniac CALLUM/. Couldn't explain my desire to steal that fire. Now I add it to my rider. Like Please oh please don't throw me in that patch of brier! ah\ It was the best of times. It was the end of times.
29/12/2010 06:11:12 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III roflmao
29/12/2010 06:11:14 rory Fierce III The school counselor was clueless cause I never skipped classes. Perfect attendance. Imperfect accent. Speech impediment bigsis/ they could never really fix and I faked bad eyesight so I could wear glasses.
29/12/2010 06:11:36 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III yah so I stopped reading a while ago and instead have been waiting for Rory to add me on Facebook.
29/12/2010 06:11:51 rory Fierce III Considered doing something that would cripple me bigsis\ I wanted a wheelchair. bigsis2 I wanted the sympathy. bolge/ I wanted straight teeth so then came braces. 4 years of head gear helped me change faces. It was the best of times. It was the end of times.
29/12/2010 06:11:56 rory Fierce III Now I wonder if I'll live to see marriage. Wonder if I'll live long enough to have kids. Wonder if I'll live to see my kids have kids. If I do I'm gonna tell em how it is.
29/12/2010 06:11:59 rory Fierce III Don't listen when they tell you that these are your best years. Don't let anybody protect your ears. It's best that you hear what they don't want you to hear. It's better to have pressure from peers than not have peers. Beer won't give you chest hair. Spicy food won't make it curl. When you think you've got it all figured out and then your universe collapses trust me, kid it's not the end of the world.
29/12/2010 06:12:02 rory Fierce III **** that, i'm done. w/e/
29/12/2010 06:12:17 rory Fierce III -didn't realize how bad of a song that'd be when i started typing it-
29/12/2010 06:12:41 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III as if you typed it.
29/12/2010 06:12:56 rory Fierce III pmsl the first few ones i typed
29/12/2010 06:12:58 rory Fierce III sad/
29/12/2010 06:13:01 rory Fierce III ACTUALLY NO
29/12/2010 06:13:04 rory Fierce III I TYPED ALL THAT **** OUT
29/12/2010 06:13:06 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III [Messenger Plus! Sound] - Data{37A0E7E4FD21} - as if
29/12/2010 06:13:08 rory Fierce III GIVE ME SOME ****ING CREDIT ****\
29/12/2010 06:13:18 rory Fierce III 25You're boring! :P
29/12/2010 06:13:22 rory Fierce III ermya
29/12/2010 06:13:26 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III HERE. HERE'S YOUR ****ING CREDIT. dhshoot
29/12/2010 06:13:31 rory Fierce III -hopes that scared Greg-
29/12/2010 06:13:40 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III L6Right...
29/12/2010 06:13:56 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III L6Right...
29/12/2010 06:13:57 rory Fierce III *7Come on!
29/12/2010 06:14:00 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III L6Right...
29/12/2010 06:14:03 rory Fierce III +45Wooooow!
29/12/2010 06:14:03 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III it's fine, I have music playing, i didn't jump this time.
29/12/2010 06:14:05 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III 94Oh my God!
29/12/2010 06:14:08 rory Fierce III +45Wooooow!
29/12/2010 06:14:11 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III #7Hello!
29/12/2010 06:14:12 rory Fierce III +45Wooooow!
29/12/2010 06:14:13 rory Fierce III %13XxxxXxxxX
29/12/2010 06:14:14 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III YOU ARE RUINING RIHANNA FOR ME.
29/12/2010 06:14:17 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III rofl
29/12/2010 06:14:23 rory Fierce III "4Mua5ha4ha5ha4ha
29/12/2010 06:14:28 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III i'd say improving p/yes
29/12/2010 06:14:34 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III '(h5)(h5)(h5)(h5)(h5)
29/12/2010 06:14:37 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III [2] brits/
29/12/2010 06:15:47 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III i actually feel like we've been through an ordeal
29/12/2010 06:15:57 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III this must be what going cold turkey is like
29/12/2010 06:17:27 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III -wonders what kind of ordeal that was meant to be-
29/12/2010 06:17:58 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III [Messenger Plus! Sound] - Data{8348248677B9} - HOMETOWNHUGO
29/12/2010 06:18:01 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III b/cry
29/12/2010 06:18:28 rory Fierce III xf-3sad
29/12/2010 06:20:13 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III i'm gonna go
29/12/2010 06:20:17 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III byeee
29/12/2010 06:20:20 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III CRAZY
29/12/2010 06:20:21 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III oh okay.
29/12/2010 06:20:30 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III [Messenger Plus! Sound] - Data{1A5344A6C24E} - Eat **** And Die
29/12/2010 06:20:34 rory Fierce III OK! ME 2
29/12/2010 06:20:41 rory Fierce III [Messenger Plus! Sound] - Data{51A4AE21160B} - getoutGETOUT
29/12/2010 06:20:43 [c=50]Mechanical Lionslush[/c]; Fierce III [Messenger Plus! Sound] - Data{45B02A653532} - *+*HaS a PisS+*+*
29/12/2010 06:20:44 rory Fierce III GETOUT
29/12/2010 06:20:46 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III sad/
29/12/2010 06:20:48 Ephemeral Gigcrack Fierce III oh ffs