[CultofSkaro]

The ULTIMATE BIG BROTHER house is to play host to the spirit of Jade Goody over several days next week, a source claims.

BIG BROTHER will begin playing some of Jade's most memorable quotes from her time in the house as part of a task, as well hiring a Jade look-a-like to silently wander around the house in rags, as a ghostly nod to the well-known BIG BROTHER ex-housemate.

"Jade was most definitely an ultimate housemate, and the producers want her to be remembered." the source claims.

"The task devised around her is a celebration of her time in the house, as well as her life. Jade's mother Jackie has given her full approval of the ghost task, believing that Jade would have found it quite humorous." our source states.

Jade Goody lost her battle with cervical cancer in March 2009.

I have no idea what I think about this....

[InOne]

A Jade look a like? Good god lol

[Jords]

Sounds a bit wierd, can see their being complaints if true..

[Mystic Mock]

i think the jade ghost task is in poor taste.

[Omen]

BS!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Source?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

c4 would get raped by ofcom if this is true

[ElProximo]

That could very well turn into an amazingly entertaining bit of television (so would be the clown if it were at night in the garden),
but,
hmmm... wow that is really going beyond the bounds imo. Quotes from Jade - yes I can see that and that can include some funny moments too yes,
but,
'tattered ghost look-a-like' can't happen as far too many people would be outraged and seriously so. C4 would look trashier than ever.


(and i still say they really should have done the 'alien in the garden' to BB9 Lisa but oh well)

[Omen]

Originally Posted by simonsays

c4 would get raped by ofcom if this is true

rapped

[Jordan.]

That would be kind of sick.....

[daniel-lewis-1985]

source?!

[Mystic Mock]

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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

source?!

there isnt any.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I smell bullsh!t lol

[Livia]

I don't believe this to be true. If it is, it's in the worst possible taste.

[BB_Eye]

Lawl, I really hope this isn't made up.

[Shasown]

Feel sorry for the Jade Lookalike.

[*mazedsalv**]

Woah if this is true, its asking for trouble with the ofcom brigade.

[ILoveTRW]

omg they should so do a live seance

[Shasown]

Try this:

Sick Channel Four bosses have sanctioned the return of deceased reality TV star Jade Goody for the last ever series of Big Brother.

Goody, who shot to fame in the house in 2002 by describing her genitals as a kebab, will appear as a spirit in BB 11 and is set to cause havoc with the housemates.

“Jade was mischievous in life, and she will be just as naughty in death,” said series assistant producer Daniel Cane.

“Housemates will first learn of a strange presence when we let off a peculiar odour in the showers. Then we’ll start piping in audio of mutterings when they are asleep, before finally letting them see their tormentor in glimpses.

“But the joke will be on the contestants when they realise we signed a pre-death agreement with Jade to ensure her spirit will actually appear.”

“It’s basically BB meets Most Haunted. The viewers are going to love it.”

The only clue to Jade’s return so far has been Channel Four’s funeral teaser advert which shows former housemates dancing around a grave.

Jade is the most famous and controversial person to have graced the Big Brother house – and this will be her third time on the show.

She returned to BB in 2007, appearing in the celebrity edition and causing a racism storm by referring to Indian actress Shilpa Setty as ‘Shilpa Poppadom’.

The final Big Brother gets underway with a launch episode on Wednesday, June 9. A whopping seventy contestants are expected to take part in the programme’s biggest ever series.

Housemates will be set tasks including filling kebabs blind-folded in homage to Goody, who died after being diagnosed with cervical cancer in March 2009.

The series will climax with a seance in which Jade will be ‘resurrected’ as a computer generated version of herself – unless the housemates actually manage to contact her spirit as planned – a move defended by Cane.

He said: “It’s all a bit of fun. We don’t go in for exploitation and titillation on Big Brother.

“But I can say that we have air-lifted in the biggest hot tub in the UK and we’ve signed up some of the randiest ever housemates.

“It’s a pity we’re not doing the twenty-four hour broadcasting because there is bound to be some shagging, or at least a couple of bjs.”

http://www.thenewsgrind.com/celebrit...rother-series/

Personally I think its a load of Bollocks.

[Shasown]

This one is better

http://www.thenewsgrind.com/celebrit...dron-collider/

[Omen]

Blah

[Patrick]

The ******ing moose ruined Big Brother once before and it's the reason it's being axed.

Infact this reminds me, I received a ******ing infraction for insulting Jade the other night and I asked for an explanation and 'TiBB Staff' couldn't be arsed replying so I'm going to take this up with god [Mark] but since he's never on I'll take it up with Jesus [James].


But yes, This is horrible Jade is the reason the show is being axed FFS!

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Patrick

The ******ing moose ruined Big Brother once before and it's the reason it's being axed.

Infact this reminds me, I received a ******ing infraction for insulting Jade the other night and I asked for an explanation and 'TiBB Staff' couldn't be arsed replying so I'm going to take this up with god [Mark] but since he's never on I'll take it up with Jesus [James].


But yes, This is horrible Jade is the reason the show is being axed FFS!

i can imagine you saying more than i hated jade.

[Chuckyegg]

Sounds like pikey Daily Star crapola to me.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Shasown

This one is better

http://www.thenewsgrind.com/celebrit...dron-collider/

LMAO! Hilarious... and more believable.