[Iceman]

Right so i was in college, not sure why i was there, anyway me and a few of my friends went to sit in a field near the college because the weather was lovely. We're sitting there and notice a cow slowly moving towards us, it stopped and fell over then went into labour with a calf......human nature got the best of us and we went to see what happened, the calf was fine and so was the cow or so we though, until is stood up and one of its legs just fell straight off.....no blood or anything just straight off..... so we were like right lets leave, but the cow started chasing us and so did the calf, it caught hold of me and knawed on my arm, i got away and it kept happening......eventually i woke up in a crazy sweat (attractive I know) and searched my house for any 3 legged cows......

Im bored and just thought i'd share!