[Z]

Part 1 - The Great Divide

Twilight Twitty had finally made a call out to end the indefinite hiatus of Mis-TiBB; the girl band that had catapulted her into stardom. She had been releasing solo material for three long years and had eventually gotten bored of constant touring. Touring with a band was fun, no matter how tiring; but doing it alone was depressing and was sapping away at her passion for music. She had been the one to call the break, and so she felt it was her duty to call an end to it. Her former bandmates had channelled their talents into various activities; and so it was going to be difficult to reunite them.

Shuanna Sexy had successfully made the transition from singer to television presenter, and held a steady spot as the co-host of a newly revamped Top Of The Pops. Shuanna and Twilight had had several run-ins over the last three years, but on their last meeting, they ended up arguing bitterly over the future of Mis-TiBB. Twilight had brought up the the band in the past tense and had implied it was all over; and Shuanna had spitefully blogged that Twilight's newest single was destined to be a flop. Fans of Shuanna could later defend her remarks as they came true; whilst Twitty fans continued to stand by their belief that Shuanna was being bitchy. This, naturally, had strained relations between the two parties, but Twilight hoped they could bury the hatchet and resume working together.

She expected a better response from Gypsy Goth; often dubbed as the cool one in the band, owing mostly to her stony faced laconic gaze during any public appearance or performance. After leaving the band, she was no longer required to have a gothic appearance, and had amusingly become a much sunnier person, with a tendency to buy flowers and give them to strangers among other odd activities. This had, obviously, inspired a new nickname: Gypsy Gay. She didn't mind this blatant display of homophobia, and instead put a ring on it. What an absolute hero. She had largely devoted her time to charity work, but was caught up in a sex scandal; with rumours flying around the media that she had been caught dogging with Lil Smithy and Bettie Page. She had responded to these allegations with a Lady Gaga .gif, which confused a lot of people, and to others confirmed that she was in fact a filthy slut. Twilight had stayed in touch with Gypsy over the years, occasionally bumping into her at sex parties and charity gigs.

Patrick 'Tricky' Prisonrape was largely forgotten after the band had gone on hiatus. Tricky was arrested for drink and drug driving mere hours before the break was announced; and so the news of the hiatus trumped the news of his arrest. Patrick was sentenced to three years in jail because she had been driving dangerously slow and was causing harm to grannies stuck behind her in their granny-cars; as they were inhaling a lot of fumes and that's not very good for you at that age, and Ethel McIntosh was diagnosed with lung cancer a month later so it was pretty much Patrick's fault. MURDERER. He, like Shuanna, was conveniently now a she for the purpose of this story. This is because I like gender confusion, it's really funny and to be honest who doesn't love a bit of girl on girl? CCCOOOOOORRRRRRRR WUDYALOOKATDAT! Ahem. Tricky had originally been Twitty's best friend in the band, but had switched allegiances to Shuanna after discovering that Shuanna was also gender swapped, and they liked to reminisce about having testicles 'n' stuff. Look, I know that's vulgar, but it's true. Celebrities are disgusting. Take it up with Piers Morgan or Germaine Greer or something. Prude.

Enid Evangelical was the pure member of the band; who maintained that piercings, tattoos and sex - especially kinky sex - are immoral and should be banned. Of course, known TiBB pervert Harry often tried to convince her to take a ride on his discosti- sorry, his eh.. Isla Bonita stick; but Enid was having none of it. She had originally been close with Gypsy Goth; but due to her revamped image and her hedonistic personal life; they had fallen out and were often a source of tabloid 'quote' pages. Enid once gave a short quote about how she enjoyed dog walking, and the Sun was like yeah she's clearly talking about Claudia, what a bitch haha omg get it? Bitch? Talking about dogs? We implied Claudia's a dog and Enid's a bitch? And it's kind of a lesbian joke? D'you know, I think I should be a Sun writer. At least I'd be funny. And factual. Yeah.

The five far flung members of the group had each travelled down their own paths in life in the three year interval that had passed; but Twilight hoped to reunite them. What she didn't expect, however, was a flat out rejection from Shuanna, Tricky and Enid. They were all opposed to working with either Twilight or Gypsy; with Tricky remarking that Gypsy had given her genital warts and that she wasn't ever going to pull Enid now. Oh yeah, Tricky's kind of a practising lesbian after all that sex in the showers and cells. I'm not really sure if that means Tricky got a lot of men or women, and what that makes Tricky, but for the sake of this story, Tricky loves women and has the hots for Enid; but had a passing fling with Gypsy Goth. Enid loves God. K.

Twilight had gotten angry over their response, and had issued a challenge in the media; that each of the members of the band had to produce a solo album and all five would be released as one packaged collection and the fans could decide who had produced the best album. LOL jk they're not TLC. But yeah, because they're all popstars, they became really bitchy and competitive and somehow decided that the best course of action was to start killing each other off. Twilight's faction; Squadron Pink (Gypsy Gay's idea ) consisted of Twitty, Gay, LemonJamelia, Novoutkast (Bendré "3000stone" Benjamin and Andywan "Big Boi" Patton) and Lili Allen. Shuanna's faction; Community Orange (Shuanna thought it was a qt colour; Enid disapproved of it the least out of all the colour choices) consisted of Shuanna, Enid, Tricky, GramophoneDezzy, Simonsays & MrGaryyfunkel.

The two factions finally agreed to meet at the TiBB "Jessica has another YouTube-" Video Music Awards (held in Chat & Games by Ross in December x) in an all out fight to the death; holding a thin promise not to fight while other celebrities were in the room. Surprisingly, they aren't going to stick to this promise and lots of other pun TiBB celebrities will be caught up in the Crossfire (Brandon Flowers plug LOOOOL), it's going to be gory and I hope you all read this and want more.


MarkWaldorf is a tacky ho.

End of Part 1

[Shaun]

ugh tacky ho

[Tom4784]

Rofl, I look forward to more. *Bets money on me dying first*.

[GypsyGoth]

[Z]

The TiBB VMA Setlist Schedule

- Christina Nowadays-only-posts-in-Meet-The-Members-to-fish-for-compliments-uilera - Not Myself Tonight (Raph's song)
- Jayson Derulo - Love The Way You Lie About Your Identity (cover of Eoinem and Rizwanna)
- Ke$hasown - Take Nothing Off, You Disgust Me
- Jonnii Mitchell - Unforgettable (Does Anyone Actually Know Me Though?) (tribute to Nate King Cole)
- StU2 - Sometimes You Can't Bend The Swear Filter On Your Own
- Jaye-Z & AliSiaSiaSia Keys - Online Empire State of Mind
- Swedish Nest Mafia - InOne (ft. Vicky's obviously a biased moderator omg complain)
- Markiah Carey - Setanta Baby (tribute to Eartha MissKittyFantastico)

Ceremony to be hosted by Lockedtopics (Ian "Mark the admin" Watkins, LEE Gaze, James the admin Oliver, LuKaz Johnson and two others who won't be mentioned 'cause there are only four admins, soz x)

[Vicky.]

Looking forward to this

[InOne]

nice one, a good read!

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Zee

The TiBB VMA Setlist Schedule

- Christina Nowadays-only-posts-in-Meet-The-Members-to-fish-for-compliments-uilera - Not Myself Tonight (Raph's song)
- Jayson Derulo - Love The Way You Lie About Your Identity (cover of Eoinem and Rizwanna)
- Ke$hasown - Take Nothing Off, You Disgust Me
- Jonnii Mitchell - Unforgettable (Does Anyone Actually Know Me Though?) (tribute to Nate King Cole)
- StU2 - Sometimes You Can't Bend The Swear Filter On Your Own
- Jaye-Z & AliSiaSiaSia Keys - Online Empire State of Mind
- Swedish Nest Mafia - InOne (ft. Vicky's obviously a biased moderator omg complain)
- Markiah Carey - Setanta Baby (tribute to Eartha MissKittyFantastico)

Ceremony to be hosted by Lockedtopics (Ian "Mark the admin" Watkins, LEE Gaze, James the admin Oliver, LuKaz Johnson and two others who won't be mentioned 'cause there are only four admins, soz x)

: joker:

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Zee

Part 1 - The Great Divide

Twilight Twitty had finally made a call out to end the indefinite hiatus of Mis-TiBB; the girl band that had catapulted her into stardom. She had been releasing solo material for three long years and had eventually gotten bored of constant touring. Touring with a band was fun, no matter how tiring; but doing it alone was depressing and was sapping away at her passion for music. She had been the one to call the break, and so she felt it was her duty to call an end to it. Her former bandmates had channelled their talents into various activities; and so it was going to be difficult to reunite them.

Shuanna Sexy had successfully made the transition from singer to television presenter, and held a steady spot as the co-host of a newly revamped Top Of The Pops. Shuanna and Twilight had had several run-ins over the last three years, but on their last meeting, they ended up arguing bitterly over the future of Mis-TiBB. Twilight had brought up the the band in the past tense and had implied it was all over; and Shuanna had spitefully blogged that Twilight's newest single was destined to be a flop. Fans of Shuanna could later defend her remarks as they came true; whilst Twitty fans continued to stand by their belief that Shuanna was being bitchy. This, naturally, had strained relations between the two parties, but Twilight hoped they could bury the hatchet and resume working together.

She expected a better response from Gypsy Goth; often dubbed as the cool one in the band, owing mostly to her stony faced laconic gaze during any public appearance or performance. After leaving the band, she was no longer required to have a gothic appearance, and had amusingly become a much sunnier person, with a tendency to buy flowers and give them to strangers among other odd activities. This had, obviously, inspired a new nickname: Gypsy Gay. She didn't mind this blatant display of homophobia, and instead put a ring on it. What an absolute hero. She had largely devoted her time to charity work, but was caught up in a sex scandal; with rumours flying around the media that she had been caught dogging with Lil Smithy and Bettie Page. She had responded to these allegations with a Lady Gaga .gif, which confused a lot of people, and to others confirmed that she was in fact a filthy slut. Twilight had stayed in touch with Gypsy over the years, occasionally bumping into her at sex parties and charity gigs.

Patrick 'Tricky' Prisonrape was largely forgotten after the band had gone on hiatus. Tricky was arrested for drink and drug driving mere hours before the break was announced; and so the news of the hiatus trumped the news of his arrest. Patrick was sentenced to three years in jail because she had been driving dangerously slow and was causing harm to grannies stuck behind her in their granny-cars; as they were inhaling a lot of fumes and that's not very good for you at that age, and Ethel McIntosh was diagnosed with lung cancer a month later so it was pretty much Patrick's fault. MURDERER. He, like Shuanna, was conveniently now a she for the purpose of this story. This is because I like gender confusion, it's really funny and to be honest who doesn't love a bit of girl on girl? CCCOOOOOORRRRRRRR WUDYALOOKATDAT! Ahem. Tricky had originally been Twitty's best friend in the band, but had switched allegiances to Shuanna after discovering that Shuanna was also gender swapped, and they liked to reminisce about having testicles 'n' stuff. Look, I know that's vulgar, but it's true. Celebrities are disgusting. Take it up with Piers Morgan or Germaine Greer or something. Prude.

Enid Evangelical was the pure member of the band; who maintained that piercings, tattoos and sex - especially kinky sex - are immoral and should be banned. Of course, known TiBB pervert Harry often tried to convince her to take a ride on his discosti- sorry, his eh.. Isla Bonita stick; but Enid was having none of it. She had originally been close with Gypsy Goth; but due to her revamped image and her hedonistic personal life; they had fallen out and were often a source of tabloid 'quote' pages. Enid once gave a short quote about how she enjoyed dog walking, and the Sun was like yeah she's clearly talking about Claudia, what a bitch haha omg get it? Bitch? Talking about dogs? We implied Claudia's a dog and Enid's a bitch? And it's kind of a lesbian joke? D'you know, I think I should be a Sun writer. At least I'd be funny. And factual. Yeah.

The five far flung members of the group had each travelled down their own paths in life in the three year interval that had passed; but Twilight hoped to reunite them. What she didn't expect, however, was a flat out rejection from Shuanna, Tricky and Enid. They were all opposed to working with either Twilight or Gypsy; with Tricky remarking that Gypsy had given her genital warts and that she wasn't ever going to pull Enid now. Oh yeah, Tricky's kind of a practising lesbian after all that sex in the showers and cells. I'm not really sure if that means Tricky got a lot of men or women, and what that makes Tricky, but for the sake of this story, Tricky loves women and has the hots for Enid; but had a passing fling with Gypsy Goth. Enid loves God. K.

Twilight had gotten angry over their response, and had issued a challenge in the media; that each of the members of the band had to produce a solo album and all five would be released as one packaged collection and the fans could decide who had produced the best album. LOL jk they're not TLC. But yeah, because they're all popstars, they became really bitchy and competitive and somehow decided that the best course of action was to start killing each other off. Twilight's faction; Squadron Pink (Gypsy Gay's idea ) consisted of Twitty, Gay, LemonJamelia, Novoutkast (Bendré "3000stone" Benjamin and Andywan "Big Boi" Patton) and Lili Allen. Shuanna's faction; Community Orange (Shuanna thought it was a qt colour; Enid disapproved of it the least out of all the colour choices) consisted of Shuanna, Enid, Tricky, GramophoneDezzy, Simonsays & MrGaryyfunkel.

The two factions finally agreed to meet at the TiBB "Jessica has another YouTube-" Video Music Awards (held in Chat & Games by Ross in December x) in an all out fight to the death; holding a thin promise not to fight while other celebrities were in the room. Surprisingly, they aren't going to stick to this promise and lots of other pun TiBB celebrities will be caught up in the Crossfire (Brandon Flowers plug LOOOOL), it's going to be gory and I hope you all read this and want more.


MarkWaldorf is a tacky ho.

End of Part 1

I love it! hahahahahahahah

"Jessica has another YouTube-" video

roflcopter

[Smithy]

rofl

[Niamh.]

I always forget to come into this section! Brilliant Greg

[Z]

Ian "Mark the admin" Watkins: Hi, we're the Lockedtopics and this is the TiBB VMAs! Are you READDAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAHHHH!?!!
*generic crowd cheer*
Ian: Every year we take the time to celebrate another year of musical achievements; which in this past year have been diabolical. Seriously, California Gurls? What is that? I mean, you know, Katy Perry's real attractive and all, but her songs are terrible. Just... there's nothing I can even say to try and gloss over the fact - her songs are crap. What are you all doing? Ugh. Anyway, here's a performance of Not Myself Tonight (Raph's Song) by Christina Nobody-can-be-bothered-saying-how-nice-you-look-in-Meet-The-Members-anymore-because-you-always-do-uilera!
Christina: You know... tonight I'm feeling a little... Samy... is this me? You wanna get crazy? 'Cause I don't give a... WOW! I'm not a character, I'm in Raph form...

Community Orange were seated together at a round table, glaring at the Squadron Pink table, situated just five tables away. Simonsays & MrGaryyfunkel had been bitching about the Indierock&rolling Stones' musical direction since the mid 1980s, and also competing for who could come out with the most blatant sexual innuendo.
Gary: "Shuanna, will you have sex with me?"
Simonsays: "Ugh. Look at this picture of a naked man instead, Shuanna."
Shuanna: "Gurls, please, we have a war to attend to. My first thought was to create a Burn Book, but we did that to the Sugababes in 2009 and caused Keisha to quit because she was so upset, so we need a new tactic. We don't want them to cry, we want them to be dead."
GramophoneDezzy: "Hey, uh, I know this is a bit forward of me, but can I have a different name? I don't really like how long this one is."
Shuanna: "How about Letitia Dean?"
GramophoneDezzy: "OH GOD NO, I'M SORRY!"
Shuanna: "I thought so. What've you come up with so far, Patrick?"
Patrick: "I was thinking we turn LemonJamelia into LemonJamiroquai. Try being credible with a purple suit and top hat - it'd kill her music career right off!"
Enid: "Her music career died years ago, now she's been reduced to slanging matches with Javine."
Gary: "Poor bitch."
Simon: "IKR."
GramophoneDezzy: "This is so unfair, why am I the only one who's still got his full artist name but everyone else has their own names?"
Enid: "OMG LOOK! THE KiLLeRS!!"
*Christina Meet-The-Members-uilera stops her performance and gawps at KiLLeR's new posts in MTM*

Lockedtopics: Uh... that was half of Not Myself Tonight. Let's be honest, you didn't really want to hear the rest of it.
Mrgaryyfunkel -faintly, from a distance: **** you!
Lockedtopics: Now, our first award of the evening, Best Female Newcomer! Nominated are... well, there aren't really any good newcomers on the forum. So instead, let's just make more TiBB popstar puns! Niamha Cassidy!, Vickyshia Cole!, Nicky McFlyaj!, P!nkmichk! and Jessica. Simpson! And the winner is... Niamha Cassidy! Unfortunately, Niamha Cassidy died so I'm keeping this award for myself, lol!
-crowd jeers-
Lockedtopics: Oh shut up, I'm getting paid in publicity and very little else for doing this, I'm entitled to something valuable! Anyway, enjoy a performance from StU2.

Squadron Pink were enjoying the show. Twilight Twitty had been enjoying Christina's performance, and was a huge fan of Lockedtopics, and so had forgotten largely about the problem of Community Orange until Gary had shouted something obscene at the stage. She turned her attention back to the occupants of her table.
Twilight: GypsyGay, do you reckon you could out-gay Gayray and Simonsays?
Gypsy: Of course. I brought Dildo along for the occasion.
Dildo: This is the first time I've been relevant to anything since I featured on Stan!
Eoinem: I'm working with Rizwanna and P!nkmichk these days, piss off.
Dildo: Aw
Twilight: Shame. Novoutkast, you reckon you can beat them all in a fight?
Bendré 3000stone: Yeah definitely, they have nobody fit and under the age of sixteen on their team so I think as far as distractions go, I am all clear.
Andywan Big Boi: You've been masturbating to Christina I-Post-A-Lot-Of-Pictures-uilera since she appeared on stage.
Bendré 3000stone: That's because you're disgusting.
Andywan: !!
LemonJamelia: I overheard them saying nasty things about me. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this, I don't know who they are but they must be some kind of Ninastar...
Twilight: Honey, you need to work on your lyrics... :/
Lili Allen: Who is this GramophoneDezzy? What a pathetic one hit wonder. I've taken ****s that have left more of an impression than him.
Twilight: Now that's what I'm talking about! Ruthless, people, ruthless! You're really convincing at pretending to hate people, Lili.
Lili: Pretending?
Twilight: Oh.
Lili: My dad's famous.
Twilight: I don't really like StU2.
Lili: I'm bigger than StU2.
GypsyGay: Why do you say things like that? What does being an egotistical arsehole achieve?
Lili: Record sales. Do you know what a record sale is?
GypsyGay: :|
Twilight :/
LemonJamelia: :'(
Lili Allen: *****s.
LemonJamelia: THAT IS IT! I am going over there and STARTING THIS RIGHT NOW, the less time I have to spend with this rude tosser, the better!
Lili Allen: Beware of the dog, guys, HAHA
LemonJamelia: OH. EM. GEE. I AM OUT OF HERE.

LemonJamelia, followed closely by GypsyGay and Novoutkast, marched towards the Community Orange table. They barged their way past Leona Lewis.Xx and aTomic Kitten and stood angrily in front of the table.

LemonJamelia: "We're here to end this!"
GramophoneDezzy: "Hey! James has his full artist name too!"
James: "Oh. My bad. Anyway, LET'S DO THIS!"
GramophoneDezzy: "ffs!"
Shuanna: "What are your terms?"
3000stone: "Huh?"
Shuanna: "Well you must have terms, surely?"
Andywan: "Eh? Like what?"
Shuanna: "HaHA! That was just a clever ploy by me to buy some time to charge up my super-killer-fragilisticexp-"
Twilight: "ALEX GASKARTH, I CHOOSE YOU!"

Twilight interrupted Shaun and threw a pokeball at his feet. Nothing happened, because Pokemon aren't real, but it was enough to confuse Shuanna for long enough to allow GypsyGay to tackle into her.

Patrick and Lili grappled and stumbled into a table with Bradena Howard, Erykarezza Badu and some other random TiBB punned black female singers sitting at it. Simonsays and MrGaryyfunkel were holding their own, surprisingly, against Novoutkast, who were distracted because ChelCiara was sitting at the TiBB punned black female singers table, and she'd been knocked off her seat and they'd gotten a cracking view up her skirt. Perverts. Twilight was struggling to fight with Enid Evangelical, who was throwing insults about Twilight's outfit at her between punches, and LemonJamelia and GramophoneDezzy were slapping each other by the legends table; with a stunned Jenesis and Michael Jack_son watching in horror. StU2's performance of Sometimes You Can't Bend The Swear Filter On Your Own serenely carried on in the background, blissfully unaware of anything that was going on around them - self-centered twerps that they are. Lockedtopics were unsure how to respond to the situation, so Ian 'Mark the admin' Watkins leaked some dirty pictures onto the internet to deflect some attention onto himself. Unfortunately, no1curr.

Twilight grabbed Enid by the hair and started to colour her lips in with black lipstick; much to Enid's horror.
Enid: "NO! I WON'T BE THAT PERSON AGAIN! I'VE SPENT SO LONG SUPPRESSING MY SECRET DESIRES TO HAVE PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS!"
Twilight grinned and kept applying; but was kicked in the head by Shuanna Sexy.
Twilight: "God! What was the need?! Ow!"
Shuanna: "Ah, piss. I'm sorry; I should have gotten a stunt double to do it, I knew I'd mess it up! :/"
Twilight: "It's okay, I'll be fine."
Stacey.x Spielberg: "The cameras are still rolling!"
Shuanna: "UH I MEAN HAHA! I GOT YOU, YOU BITCH!"
Twilight: "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
Stacey.x Spielberg: "Cut! Cut, cut! For the love of God, firstly, where are R.E.M.y? They were supposed to be here an hour ago! They'd better not still be in Marseilles! Secondly, has Aggross Santos quit the forum? I told him I'd give him a more important role if he managed to bring in a featured singer more high profile than a flipping Pussycat Doll, what a diva! And thirdly, what do you call that acting? Twilight, you're pathetic, you emo."
Twilight: "Shut up you chav!"
Stacey: "You like rubbish music!!!"
Twilight: "Um no, nobody has heard of the music I listen to, so that makes it better than the music you listen to!!"
Shuanna: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU HAVE RUBBISH MUSIC TASTE!"
All: "Sorry..."
MeMyself&IYAZ: Shaun you're stuck on Replay.
Shuanna: GET OUT. YOU DON'T COUNT. YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.
MeMyself&IYAZ: I'm starting my own TiBB VMA awards show and Leona Lewis.Xx will win!!
Leona Lewis.Xx: I dropped the Xx from my username a while ago.. it's actually just Lewis. now...
Me: Yeah I know but nobody would have gotten the joke if I'd just left it as Lewis.
Lewis: Fair enough.
Me: It's quite annoying when people have their actual names as usernames, it makes it more difficult for me to turn them into famous popstars.
Rory: Yeah I mean look at me, I got cast as Hilary Duff!
GramophoneDezzy: LOL.
Rory: **** I've had more hits than you.
GramophoneDezzy:
Shuanna: Can we get back to the fighting please?!
GypsyGay: No. I want a break. Can we just end this part now?
Stacey.x: We could end it with a cut to black like the Sop-

To be continued

[Smithy]

lmfao

[Tom4784]

rofl, I can''t believe you threatened me with Letitia Dean (chry/)

[Shaun]

i'm so confused

[InOne]

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Vicky.]

Love it

[Z]

Originally Posted by simonsays

That's unfortunate, I said something very mean about you but you'll never know what I said :/

[Niamh.]

I'm dead waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (atleast I won though)