[Patrick]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5281046.stm

The article is from like August 24th 2006, OMG it was posted on my birthday and during Big Brother 7

No seriously though, I know it's rather old but has anyone else heard of this?

Why didn't anyone tell me though, this should be more well known!

****** Water!
We must get Tea to run from our taps instead, I feel rather epic now it means I can just drink as much tea as I want and basically be as healthy as a new baby's arse.

This is wonderful!

I just thought I'd spread the amazing news to you all incase anyone wasn't aware!

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We must get started on an advert campaign for Tea, okay axe the stupid fat bloke and his monkey and get this on:


Woman is sitting at her office sobbing over a cup of tea.

Little boy walks in and looks up at her.

BOY: Mam, I noticed you're drinking tea...

WOMAN: I know, It's my favourite But I, I'ma just have to give it up it's not healthy.

BOY: No, No, STOP IT!

Boy and Woman both grab the tea and fight for it until the boy pulls it off her.

BOY: Christ, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS TO YOURSELF!

WOMAN: Yeah I Do!

BOY: I think I may be able to help you out.

WOMAN: How?

BOY: What if I told you, there was a way to become healthier, whilst drinking tea.

WOMEN: What? Well If I could go to such a place, I would-

BOY: You Can, You Can...


And then The X Factor Voice-Over man shouts:

'TEA!! It's now 10 Times Healthier Than Water! Availiable Now At Tescos and That'