[Patrick]

Did anyone else actually forget about how close these two had gotten in October time?


The producers had a really nice friendship there with those two, something they just threw away and forgot about and jumped straight into other storylines.

With The Baby Swap thing, that was the perfect chance to develop their friendship.

I remember wanting them to get together but obviously it wouldn't happen.

It wasn't until last night when Roxy went and set beside Alfie and call him Grandad again.

I was like
It would of been so interesting to see how those two reacted to the whole death thing, since Roxy is with Ronnie and Alfie is with Kat.

Maybe once it all comes out, we might see something from the both of them.

I loved Roxy and Christian's friendship and I love this one too, but it just goes to show how awful Kirkwood is.
Completely forgets about his characters, and focusses too much on boring dull storylines that 3% of the audience care about.

Such as Tamwar and his stupid ******ing restraunt and his Indian 'Will they won't they? [i couldn't give a sh*t]' Girlfriend.


Also that girl Poppy that was with Jodie, I liked those two together.
Was quite funny, I hope we see her again.
Will we? No.


And another 'Blooper' was of course when Ricky said he'd take Liam and Morgan out.
...The next episode, he's with Liam in the Cafe, Tiffany and Whitney are at home.

So, where exactly is the little 4 year old?

[Jords]

Morgan killed Connor?

[Stephanie]

Originally Posted by Jords

Morgan killed Connor?

obviously

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Jords

Morgan killed Connor?

Jords for EE Writer!

[Patrick]

'You need Slappin' Down! ...wif nuggets'

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

'You need Slappin' Down! ...wif nuggets'

[Stephanie]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Jords for EE Writer!

woop woop, send them a cheeky letter and ask if you can write for them jordy.

[Saph]

They should make Tiffany kill Carol. Carol's getting right on my nerves lately!

and 'she does bad fings!'

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Stephanie

woop woop, send them a cheeky letter and ask if you can write for them jordy.

Imagine the email lol.

'Dear Bryan Kirkwood,

Let me write for you, Ya Muppet!

From Jords x'

[Jords]

I have it all sorted.

Morgan is about to get arrested for the murder of Connor, but Bianca does a cheeky child swap with Ben and he gets done instead.

Lets see how many complaints that bad boy gets.

[Stephanie]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Imagine the email lol.

'Dear Bryan Kirkwood,

Let me write for you, Ya Muppet!

From Jords x'

i think that email would guarantee a job on the ee team.

[Stephanie]

Originally Posted by Jords

I have it all sorted.

Morgan is about to get arrested for the murder of Connor, but Bianca does a cheeky child swap with Ben and he gets done instead.

Lets see how many complaints that bad boy gets.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Imagine the email lol.

'Dear Bryan Kirkwood,

Let me write for you, Ya Muppet!

From Jords x'

Oh sweet lord of ol' town of Bethlehem.

I just remembered, I SAYYA LIKE DIS, UN!

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by SaphLiike

They should make Tiffany kill Carol. Caroles getting right on my nerves lately!

and 'she does bad fings!'

I've always hated her too.
She's dull and boring, and the storyline is patheticly unrealistic and dull too.

The only good thing that's came out of it is last night's episode because Max was a legend just running to the rescue.

But other than that..

Actually, thinking of it right now...
EastEnders has been complete and utter bollocks these last few months.


But I know how they can fix it, but it will involve bringing a few legends back to life.

Spoiler:

[Stephanie]

Originally Posted by Jords

Morgan is about to get arrested for the murder of Connor, but Bianca does a cheeky child swap with Ben and he gets done instead.

and then when new ben goes to prison, he miraculously gets swapped for old ben, as there had been a cheeky mistake.

[Jords]

RUBY.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Stephanie

and then when new ben goes to prison, he miraculously gets swapped for old ben, as there had been a cheeky mistake.

Everybody goes on about how Kat would realise that it wasnt her baby and would notice Ronnie has hers, but Max didnt notice the Lauren swap and Phil the Ben swap! Bloody cheek.

[Jords]

Oh and Ian with his kids LMAO.
Edit: Although if Ian was my dad Id want to be swapped.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Stephanie

and then when new ben goes to prison, he miraculously gets swapped for old ben, as there had been a cheeky mistake.

Grant comes back with Courtney.

Courtney's like 'Where's Ben then Phil?' and he goes 'He's in Prison, He's 'ard. Killed this bloke that use to work for me, 'cus like a said... he's 'ard.'

They all go and wait outside the prison.

Grant's like 'Bruv, No offence but Ben's always going to be abit of a Gay.'

Phil just snaps, 'HE'S CHANGED GRANT, You'll see.. Here he comes now...'

And then the old Ben comes out with a Boom Box blasting 'The Promise' and dancing.

Phil's like...

[Stephanie]

Originally Posted by Jords

Everybody goes on about how Kat would realise that it wasnt her baby and would notice Ronnie has hers, but Max didnt notice the Lauren swap and Phil the Ben swap! Bloody cheek.

it's disgusting.

[Jords]

[Stephanie]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Grant comes back with Courtney.

Courtney's like 'Where's Ben then Phil?' and he goes 'He's in Prison, He's 'ard. Killed this bloke that use to work for me, 'cus like a said... he's 'ard.'

They all go and wait outside the prison.

Grant's like 'Bruv, No offence but Ben's always going to be abit of a Gay.'

Phil just snaps, 'HE'S CHANGED GRANT, You'll see.. Here he comes now...'

And then the old Ben comes out with a Boom Box blasting 'The Promise' and dancing.

Phil's like...

LMFAOOOOOOO

[Stephanie]

*cue a phil deflating moment*

[Jords]

That so should happen Paddy, I bet everybody would piss theirself!

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by patrick

Grant comes back with courtney.

Courtney's like 'where's ben then phil?' and he goes 'he's in prison, he's 'ard. Killed this bloke that use to work for me, 'cus like a said... He's 'ard.'

they all go and wait outside the prison.

Grant's like 'bruv, no offence but ben's always going to be abit of a gay.'

phil just snaps, 'he's changed grant, you'll see.. Here he comes now...'

and then the old ben comes out with a boom box blasting 'the promise' and dancing.

Phil's like...

lol!