[Legend killer]

5. RUSSELL BRAND - It just makes me sick that a stupid , unfunny ,annoying, baboon like creatue is dating the most attractive lady on the planet , when thier are funny , intelligent , good looking , witty people like myslef which grace this world

Katy if your reading this get rid of that twat and come to the Legend Killer

Redeeming Quality = Get Him To The Greek

4. LOUIE SPENCE - Seriously this guy is a TWAT if i have ever seen one. Every time i see him he is jumping around the fuken place like a kangeroo , putting on that horibble fake laugh. Now i have no problem with gay men but I am sick to death of my tv viewing being flooded with these ridiculous OTT, stereotypical gay men jumping about Alan Carr also springs to mind
Redeeming quality = NONE

3. KERRY KATONA - Every time i see this woman she is whinging about something , be it how hard her life is or just something insignificant in general. Also i will never forgive this woman for those goddam , vomit worthy Iceland adverts that seem to always fuken appear on my TV screen.

Redeeming quality = NONE

2. JUSTIN BIEBER - Was very close to being my number 1 and if not for a certain CHAV would defo have been there for the following reasons:
- He shows off when he sounds like a 3 year old girl
- Can't sing or dance yet every fuken girl i know bangs on about how great/adorable he is
- His horrible mullet
- His fuken horrible songs
- His horrible accent ( sorry any Canadians reading this)

Redeeming quality = NONE

1. CHERYL COLE - As your probs guessed the vile geordie lass is at number 1 for the following reasons:
- Utterly talentless fails badly at not just singing but also judging yet people go on about her as if she is the best thing since sliced bread
- Brought MINI ME AKA Cher Llloyd into my saturday evening's , which i will never forgive her for
- Was Married to Cashley Cole
- Like Kerry Katona whinges about how tough her life is and generally anything to do with herself
- Her baby fans who eat out her bumhole , and would kill you if something is said about thier beloved CHAVRYL
- FIGHT FOR THIS LOVE and PROMISE THIS
- Personality of a Goldfish
- Has her head so far up her own ass could chew her food twice
- Got away with beating up an innocent woman

Chavryl if your reading this please piss of to America

Redeeming quality = Nice ASS