[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Youtube video

so i was just walkin through the forest minding my own business, and this big nasty ass swan starts hissin at me coz it had ducklings there or somethin

and i was like yo gurl you best back yo **** up, i used to have 2 ducks so i know more about duck parenting than you, sit down bitch

then it just like flew at me and i dropped my ipod and it tried to pick it up

i like ran and my dog just stayed there and rolled over coz she always does that when shes scared and the swan started pecking at her ears and she was yelping she looked at me like



and i was all



but then i realised it could have like pecked her eyes and made her blind or something so i threw my evian bottle at it and it ran off hee1

[Smithy]

but you're the swan queen

edit (didn't read):

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Smithy

but you're the swan queen

*Was gona say this*

[Josy]

[Niall]

OMG YOU THREW A WATER BOTTLE AT IT OMG OMG LMFAO.

[Iceman]

this is hilarious

[Josy]

A swan bit my nephew once, his arm was in a right mess because of it and he still has a big scar.

[Doogle]

Wait did you get your iPod back?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yeah

it was like tryna pick my ipod up off the floor but it couldnt get it luckily

srsly if it had got my ipod and took it back into the lake and broke it i would have jumped in after it and bitch slapped it

[Ninastar]

oh my god, I laughed so much at this. I really needed this, thank you

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Smithy

but you're the swan queen

omgz i should have said that to the swan

#missed opportunity

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Scott

srsly if it had got my ipod and took it back into the lake and broke it i would have jumped in after it and bitch slapped it

And omfg that video. The swan looks evil.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the swanlings were so cute though

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Niall

And omfg that video. The swan looks evil.

swans are actually horrid -__-

one of them attacked my other dog while he was actually in the water last year and he wouldnt go in water for ages after that

[Smithy]

*cygnets

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Scott

swans are actually horrid -__-

one of them attacked my other dog while he was actually in the water last year and he wouldnt go in water for ages after that

Awww.

Yeah I think swans are assholes because they know that they're protected by U.K law.

[Doogle]

This story made me laugh, but I'm sorry such a traumatising thing happened to you.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-tells it im the swan queen if i see it again tomorrow-

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Scott

-tells it im the swan queen if i see it again tomorrow-

Omg you have to video yourself doing that.

[joeysteele]

They are very intolerant, as a kid I was chased by a few of them,if they have young ones they are much worse though.

Birds I really dislike are Geese though, really bad tempered things they are generally.

[Doogle]

Geese. <3

[KG.]

@ this thread.

I went boating with some mates a couple of years ago in this lake thing near us and some swans started following us and one started pecking at the boat and it kept looking like it was going to come and get in the boat; Swans are bastards.

[T*]

PMSL! Im gonna get my sister to draw the swan getting hit with an evian bottle.

[Shaun]

scott ily.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Scott

yeah

it was like tryna pick my ipod up off the floor but it couldnt get it luckily

srsly if it had got my ipod and took it back into the lake and broke it i would have jumped in after it and bitch slapped it