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Tom4784 · 12-07-2011, 12:56 AM

The Justibb League

SYNOPSIS

The city of Tibb was changed forever after it was struck by a meteor shower which caused radioactive waste to spill out into the city which in turn caused a latent mutant gene to arise in certain individuals. These individuals, some good some bad, gained magneficient powers. While some used their powers for evil others banded together to form a group dedicated to the protection of their beloved city. They alone protect our streets from crime, violence and Scott's latest nude pics.

They are....THE (awkwardly named) JUSTIBB LEAGUE

HEROES

NAME: Jorge Gustad
SUPERHERO ALIAS: Jambit
POWERS: Speaks in his own brand of fauxtugese, wields exploding bottles of Tequila, he's the only member of his family not to marry a goat.

NAME: Shaun 'Shuyonce' Knowles
SUPERHERO ALIAS: Shubilee
POWERS: Can do sh*t with fireworks, talks to cats, has an amazing rack.

NAME: Dean Grey
SUPERHERO ALIAS: Deanix
POWERS: Telepathy, Telekinesis, super irrelevant, dies in every story yet inexplicably comes back to life in the next one.

NAME: Stuart O'Rafferty
SUPERHERO ALIAS: Stuclops
POWERS: Fire energy blasts from his eyes but after his experiment with horse tranquilisers he can no longer control it. His breath causes anyone close to suffer drug filled hallucinations, has the power to instantly kill anyone who likes the Saturday's version of 'Just Can't get Enough'

NAME: Claudia Munroe
SUPERHERO ALIAS: Drizzle
POWERS: Controls the weather, Can fly, has the ability to listen to the glee soundtracks without comitting suicide.

NAME: Prince Greg of Eternia/Aberdeen
SUPERHERO ALIAS: Zee-Man
POWERS: He transforms into his Superhero Alter Ego by saying 'By the music of Sugababes, Get sexy right now!', Has 'super strength' (rumoured to be Roid Rage), Is forever at war with his nemesis Skeletor.....AKA Amelle Berrabah.

NAME: Vicky Garner
SUPERHERO ALIAS: Evicktra
POWERS: Fights like a Ninja, can wear red leather without looking like a fetish prostitute, starred in an awful spinoff film once.

NAME: Caitlin Tsukino
SUPERHERO ALIAS: Sailor Star
POWERS: Can control light, gets distracted by shiny objects, Defeats evil by reciting speeches about the power of love and friendship.

NAME: Nate Kent
SUPERHERO ALIAS: SuperNate
POWERS: Can fly, Has heat vision, ice breath, super speed and strength and basically can do anything he wants. According to Shubilee he's overcompensating for something.

NAME: Matt Wayne
SUPERHERO ALIAS: Mattman
POWERS: Doesn't posess any but he has fashioned many gadgets and weapons out of various Apple products. Has a Mattcave hidden deep within Traci Bingham's vagina.

MORE COMING SOON

ROGUE GALLERY

NAME: Scott Laquisha Williams
SUPERVILLAIN ALIAS: The Swan Queen
POWERS: Has a magical weave that can grow at will and be used to attack people, By blowing a kiss he release an airbourne form of rohypnol that converts any man in range, can transform into a monstrous Swan by quoting 'Black Swan'.

NAME: Patrick Banner
SUPERVILLAIN ALIAS: The Pat
POWERS: American remakes causes him to transform into an unstoppable rage filled creature, interaction with polish people can also trigger the transformation as well as aspersions on his sexuality.

NAME: Jack Sewell
SUPERVILLIAN ALIAS: The Horse Whisperer
POWERS: Can control horses with his mind and owns two fully trained attack stallions called Spirit & Echo, is incredibly......swift...., once he's wounded someone he has the power to make them keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding.

MORE COMNG SOON

Next Episode: RISE OF THE SWAN QUEEN