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20-08-2011, 02:18 PM | #1 | |||
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Anyone got any good jokes to share? I am in a really down mood and need to be cheered up. Anyone know any good ones?
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20-08-2011, 02:19 PM | #2 | |||
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Locke.
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Arsenal
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20-08-2011, 03:22 PM | #3 | |||
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שטח זה להשכרה
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A thief robbed West Ham's trophy room. He got away with some claret and blue carpet and a glass case.
Last time West Ham won any silverware Dick Turpin robbed the coach on the way home. I rang West Ham and asked "what time's the kick-off?" They asked, "What time can you get here?" What's the difference between Rob Green and a minicab? A minicab will usually only let four in. I saw two of the West Ham squad playing football with a hedgehog. I told them to stop, as it was cruel. They said don't worry, the hedgehog's winning. |
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20-08-2011, 07:12 PM | #4 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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The tea stays in the cup longer.................... |
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20-08-2011, 07:18 PM | #5 | |||
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This is the one i said to my first ever GF to charm her
WHY DID THE TOILET ROLL ROLL DOWN THE HILL TO GET TO THE BOTTOM good times
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20-08-2011, 08:06 PM | #6 | ||
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Phone answering machine message- "If you want to buy marijuana,
Press the hash key..." |
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