[Patrick]

Burning yourself with straightners.

OMFG!!!!!

Aggghhh.
I literally was too busy watching Sh*t On The Side, and actually closed the hair straightners directly on my index finger, OMG.

And I put it under cold water and it made it worse!

****** You BOTS!

[Ramsay]

Straightners?
You've just lost some cool points bro

[Mac Hiavellian]

LOL, why are you straightening your hair at this hour?

[rk3388]

how long is your hair that you need a hair straitener ? :S

[Chuck]

I'm not surprised your family is convinced you're gay Patrick

[Marsh.]

Pity they weren't big enough to clamp round your head.

[Patrick]

Cannot be arsed multi quoting replying on my iPod

[Ryan.]

Pffffffffffffffft Straigteners.....

[Shasown]

Oh poor you Patrick, you poor lickle soldier.

Look on the bright side though, it could have been a little bit worse, you could have been trying to straighten your pubes.

[Shasown]

I bet you are really glad you decided to mention it on here now, arent you.

These bastards dont know the meaning of the word sympathy.

[Patrick]

And now I can't even wank properly.

This injury has gone from a 3rd Degree burn to Wank Threatening FFS.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

Pity they weren't big enough to clamp round your head.

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by Patrick

And now I can't even wank properly.

This injury has gone from a 3rd Degree burn to Wank Threatening FFS.

A cook once told me best way to treat a burn is to burn it again in exactly the same way. Stops the pain straight away.

[Tom]

Is this a step towards coming out as gay?

[Vicky.]

I once clasped my straighteners round the top of my ear

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Tom

Is this a step towards coming out as gay?

Only if they were GHDs.

[Chuck]

Uses hair straightners? Check
Thinks football is vile? Check
Wears make-up? Check
Says he's obsessed with watching straight porn? Check

[Shasown]

Here Paddy did you do like that cook suggested, if you did, does it hurt even more, must admit I wouldnt have done it, I always thought he was more of a cock than a cook.

[Sam:)]

Your such a spicer!

[Niall]

To be honest theres nothing wrong with a guy using hair straighteners.

[Saph]

I burnt my finger on straightners once and it melted my skin so now i have a smooth finger print lol

straightner burns ****ing hurt like hell though!!

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by SaphLiike

I burnt my finger on straightners once and it melted my skin so now i have a smooth finger print lol

straightner burns ****ing hurt like hell though!!

Believe it or not its because they are so superficial.

Deeper more serious burns destroy the nerves in the area so dont hurt as much.

And I can prove it, I once left my leg in a fire once, didnt feel a thing after the first ten minutes of intense hellish pain. When the leg was all charred and cripsy it didnt hurt at all.

[Kate!]

what a delightful thread

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Shasown

Beleiev it or not its because they are so superficial.

Deeper more serious burns destroy the nerves in the area so dont hurt as much.

And I can prove it, I once left my leg in a fire once, didnt feel a thing after the first ten minutes of intense hellish pain. When the leg was all charred and cripsy it didnt hurt at all.

I put my hand on my aunties electric cooker when I was about 7. its weird to explain but i was basically swinging with one hand on a worktop and one hand on the cooker and me in the doorway. i didnt realise the cooker had just been switched off and it didn't hurt at all at first, it just felt a bit warm. it was only about an hour later when i was suddenly in agony with it and a massive blister came from nowhere. it was very strange. i've still got a loose circle of skin on my palm and decreased sensitivity where I did it and this was in 1997

[Joe.]

*Laughs and thinks in head 'I knew it'*