[waterhog]

day 28

day 28 started,
Jay and Louise normal kiss and cuddle,
while Fay said a empty jar represents her,
and why she brought it in, is a muddle.
Louise confided in the wannabe gangster,
the DO'S & DONT'S were listed,
a snog and a feel is a yes,
anything more is a "NO" insisted.
the other gangster and Jay talked,
the future was hatching,
Maisy's staying and Fay's going,
the truth they were not catching.
into the church now,
Louise went to Mass,
in the D-R she confessed, but to nothing rude,
scatty lass.
we now have Maisy's gold,
this was her best clip,
while Jay had a sock on his willy,
he was giving his bum a hair snip.
the 2 for the boot now begged,
why they should stay and keep there pillar,
both useless disgraceful Lady's,
i mean who would brag about being humped by a gorilla.
someone told Aden he is not from the ghetto,
i assume that's why he was lying on the floor,
Jay put bananas around his body,
forensic points he wanted to score.
a clip i did not spot,
Anton bragged that Arron and Fay got cosy,
i am sure he was meant to be a gangster,
not Dot Cotton and nosy.
now a dig from the gangster,
or was it Dot,
in front of Louise he said Louise and Jay got it on,
Louise gave him a look that did rot.
a new looking man enters,
its Mr Arron aka kiss by night,
Jay cut his hair,
and i have to admit it looks alright.
both those up,
were starting to worry,
they both said,
its gone through them like a ruby Murry.
colour gate then started,
Anton told Jay to put food coloring in the washing,
both of them done it,
there innocence i am quashing.
now a mass row,
OMG tempers did raise,
everyone disgraced themselves,
apart from prince Harry who i praise.
mr kiss by night had a statement,
he's finished with Jay, and is upset on who's going to be evicted,
because kiss's from them both,
will now leave his options 50% less restricted.
the wannabe gangster Aden,
to prince Harry did apologies,
a joke was made about bananas,
but more importantly, no-trust was gained from this exercise.
Jay put them mussels to good use,
he built a love shack from scratch,
Harry did complement Louise on getting a man like that,
then a beautiful song about chlamydia and who is going to catch.
Fay and Maisy now done good,
they were promoting the worlds oldest profession,
so in a few bits on string,
that's whats on offer if they stay in the BB possession.
the love shack was in use,
mr mussels and Louise did get in,
i am not sure who's got a STI,
crawling is my skin.
bed time now,
and something very romantic,
Jay let wind out and shook the ceiling,
Louise and her taste deserves to sink like the titanic.
who's going,
on the set-ti they were all tense,
Maisy a goner,
gratitude from theJoe is immense.
she done her hair in the mirror,
this thing is very vain,
that's day 28 from theJoe,
and now we all don't have Maisy eye strain.


(THATS HOW THEJOE SAW DAY 28 - I AM NOT EXSPECTING ANYONE TO READ IT. WHAT I WANT TO NO IS DO YOU LIKE MY NICK NAME FOR HARRY - PRINCE HARRY OR DIRTY HARRY. I LIKE THEM BOTH AND WILL NOW REFER TO HIM AS EITHER ONE OF THEM NAMES.)