[Kate!]

Alex leaves the house to "Girls just wanna have fun!"

Brian "Welcome to the outside world Alex, you have come third in Big Brother 2011, did you expect to do so well?"

Alex " Noooooooo, I'm proper chuffed, I never thought I'd get this far, two or three weeks I expected, I can't belieeeeeeve this, I'm soooo excited, oooooh there's Tom! Tom, TOM!!!"

Alex cries and laughs at the same time, someone in the crowd gives her a tiara, she puts it on.

Alex "Look, I'm like Barbie, this is mental, I can't beeeeelieve it!"

Brian "AW, you are lovely Alex, cough, we think you were robbed....NOW on with the interview. You were devastated when Tom left last night, you're not going to try and tell us you two are just friends again, hmmmmm?"

Brian waggles his eyebrows at Alex suggestively.

Alex "AW, Brian. He's me best friend, I luv him like a brother, he's amazing, we are gonna be friends for life, we are. Can't wait to do all the stuff we have planned, like DisneyWorld......."

Brian "Why do you think Aaron is such a user, sorreeeee wrong set of questions, erm, what did you think of Aaron REALLY?"

Alex "He's alright, yeh, I really like him, we had fun. It was hard for him when Faye left, he missed her so much. It was easier for us without the drama, but I know how he felt, I was so sad when Tom left and that was just a day ago.I missed Harry too, he was really lovely."

Brian "Do you think Aaron was using Faye?"

Alex blinks, adjusts her tiara and looks around, looks puzzled.

Alex "I'm not bein funneeee, but is this interview not supposed to be about me like?"

Brian "Sorry, sorry, got a little carried away there, hahahaha. Apart from Tom, who will you keep in touch with?"

Alex "All of them probleee?"

Brian "Which was your favourite task of the series?"

Alex "Well it wasn't the bloody tanning one, you bastards! Or the scary ****, I've never been so scared in ma life!"

Brian "You have been an amazing housemate, cough, you should have won, cough, Fecking facebook voters! Here are your best bits...."

Alex runs away from Brian and snogs the face off Tom.