[Locke.]

The evil bitch David Van Day slayed in the jungle a couple of years ago seems to be arising from the ashes in the house.

She has spent the last few days ensuring that Georgia, who just so happens to be ten times better looking than her, is known to everyone as having nothing about her apart from her looks. She made sure she told Kirk, who at the time was trying to get into Georgia, and then told her other mates Sonia, Gareth and the Loose Woman.

Tonight she is trying to prove that Georgia's tits are fake (just like the twins' asses have to be fake, because, you guessed it, they are better than Nicola's).

Thankfully, Georgia and the Twins have seen right through her and she picked up a few nominations, so there is a good chance the bitch will be up next week, and she will go if she is.

Also, that cough is disgusting it sounds like a seal