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Old 16-02-2012, 12:32 PM #1
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Salman, these are hilarious
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Some were funny, some are very old.
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In my maths exam if i didn't know the answers I would put stuff like ' I don't know, I haven't got enough fingers' or 'Why won't you let me have a calculator?'

On my science exam they asked you to draw a diagram of something, but i didn't know the answer so i just drew the row of people in from of me.It took up the whole page and was quite magnificent
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Salman, these are hilarious
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just to clear things up to everyone, these arent my exam answers btw
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In my maths exam if i didn't know the answers I would put stuff like ' I don't know, I haven't got enough fingers' or 'Why won't you let me have a calculator?'

On my science exam they asked you to draw a diagram of something, but i didn't know the answer so i just drew the row of people in from of me.It took up the whole page and was quite magnificent
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I drew a chad on a test paper once, the question was about pencils and i drew a chad and wrote 'wot no pencils' i was 12 and got i a lot of trouble
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I answer my exams in the way they are intended to be answered; correctly.

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I'm sure somebody has already posted these. I've seen them all before.
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These can not be confirmed as 'actual exam answers' so the thread title needs editing.
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Hey salman nice 'pussy' cat.......
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