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Old 29-02-2012, 05:34 PM #1
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a 29 feb poem

everyone is amazed,
that i would ever be single,
so i have chosen to give everyone a chance,
with me to mingle.
yes anyone can ask,
the 29 of feb is today's date,
so if you can impress with a poem,
then me and you will integrate.
i want a reply,
off the floor you must sweep,
its got to be expensive,
with plenty of talk that's cheap.
i like it dirty and raw,
Volga and crude,
graphic details please,
don't be shy or shrewd.
and when i make my selection,
a 29 feb contact you must sign,
i hope you got a high sex drive,
because every day the karma-Sumatra will peak with no decline.
if this poem dose fail,
then i am giving up on love and wont ever miss,
so someone on a forum,
even Eric from the Wrightstuff, reply with a poem or kiss.

( if you can reply to me with a poem that tickles my fancy - then you are one sick individual lol - but i hope we can have lots of fun and ban-ta on this forum - )
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Some great 29 feb views there Joe, I'll get my poetic head on in a bit

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Old 29-02-2012, 05:37 PM #3
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Aw Joe, you're a smoothie..of that there's no doubt
Look out for the ladies..there's plenty about
Recite them a poem and give them a rose
and you never know..they may tickle your toes

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Aw Joe, you're a smoothie..of that there's no doubt
Look out for the ladies..there's plenty about
Recite them a poem and give them a rose
and you never know..they may tickle your toes

ammi stop teasing,
because me you are pleasing.
i don't want noone that's lammi,
just to chat on tibb with you ammi.
we can chat all day and all night untill, i bore,
wake up ammi, its not time to snore.
i will tell you about my life and the gap,
just one sec, "ammi fell a sleep", she needs a tap.
i am not boring i am full of talk,
ammi me and you are like cheese and chalk.
i have to go as one flew of the coco's nest is calling,
its my medication time, OMG its appalling.
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Amazing work madjoe
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i am now a player and have 2 on the go,
i am not really like this a male hoo.
i got to stop flirting so GOD help me please,
because all the poetry is making ladys go week at there knees.

i got to stop this lol
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...you old devil Joe
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i have made my selection from all the long list of poem reply s lol and i am choosing ammi - lol i am so lucky but she is so unlucky lol
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i have made my selection from all the long list of poem reply s lol and i am choosing ammi - lol i am so lucky but she is so unlucky lol
...why, thank you Joe
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general views on the 29 feb

my view are it fit in well between feb28 & mar1
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only every 4 years - dont forget that - for not mentioning a leap year - you loose 10 points lol


and ammi - for trying to flatter me with nice manners - you loose 15 points <

and no arguing.
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