[Niamh.]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...owViewpoints=0

Read the reviews, so funny

[Kizzy]

bet their nuts look like scotts head....lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by kizzy

bet their nuts look like scotts head....lol

excuse you

[Niamh.]

these were my favourites :

Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

Yours,
Ali Muhabarakah,
Secret Police, Damascus

and

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

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[Omah]

I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh you mean BB scott

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Scott

oh you mean BB scott

obv

[Marc]

brilliant

[Omah]

The product is Ideal for getting rid of that annoying "wearwolf" look. The tufts on my palms and cheeks are almost gone and unlike a razor there is no stubble. Now I can shake hands and kiss socially without embarrassment.