[Stu]

See I've got these two adorable little pushkins a few weeks back. I've wanted cats for years but couldn't when I was living at home because my mum is one of those riddiculous creatures that thinks cats are inherently filthy creatures worthy not of our love but constant disdain.

So now I sleep with them and I love them and they clean my hair and steal my tuna and my heart and I've become ... TAH-DAH! ... one of those annoying people who show you pictures of their children.

So we got Pat Patcat Beatrix Avocado :



And Peggy 'Mariah Carey Cat' Aphrodite :



Pat & Peggy. Yes, as in EastEnders Pat & Peggy.

Love my cats.

[Livia]

Hey Stu, nice to see you. Your cats are beautiful. Great names... I have a big old ginger cat called Reginald Valerie Funboy the first.

[Stu]

Hiiiiiiiiiii .

Yeah that name is awesome. Like I mean my long term plan now is to have a more rounded out 'Enders cast and recreate famous scenes from the soaps history using cats. It would be an awesome thing.

And I need Billy Mitchell Cat in my life.

[Suze]

Awww, they are so adorable, Stu

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Stu

Hiiiiiiiiiii .

Yeah that name is awesome. Like I mean my long term plan now is to have a more rounded out 'Enders cast and recreate famous scenes from the soaps history using cats. It would be an awesome thing.

And I need Billy Mitchell Cat in my life.

We will definitely need pics...

[bbfan1991]

Welcome back Stu. I have no pets but those cats do look cute!

[Ammi]

..they're adorable...great names Stu..

[Shaun]

[Ramsay]

The names

[Ramsay]

Gotta love that Karpackie cover, represent!

[Niamh.]

awwwww they're gorgeous Stu

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Livia

Hey Stu, nice to see you. Your cats are beautiful. Great names... I have a big old ginger cat called Reginald Valerie Funboy the first.

thats a great name
its funny stu has a still from daria as his avitar, i was watching daria yesterday and it reminded me of you!,
thats not me having a dig!

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Stu

See I've got these two adorable little pushkins a few weeks back. I've wanted cats for years but couldn't when I was living at home because my mum is one of those riddiculous creatures that thinks cats are inherently filthy creatures worthy not of our love but constant disdain.

So now I sleep with them and I love them and they clean my hair and steal my tuna and my heart and I've become ... TAH-DAH! ... one of those annoying people who show you pictures of their children.

So we got Pat Patcat Beatrix Avocado :



And Peggy 'Mariah Carey Cat' Aphrodite :



Pat & Peggy. Yes, as in EastEnders Pat & Peggy.

Love my cats.

Awwwww! Cute!

[Kizzy]

Wait for the 'presents' my freind was telling me of the chewed up mice entrails she regularly finds in her bed.

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by kizzy

Wait for the 'presents' my freind was telling me of the chewed up mice entrails she regularly finds in her bed.

[lostalex]

i like cats, they are like little miniature lions and tigers.

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Stu

See I've got these two adorable little pushkins a few weeks back. I've wanted cats for years but couldn't when I was living at home because my mum is one of those riddiculous creatures that thinks cats are inherently filthy creatures worthy not of our love but constant disdain.

So now I sleep with them and I love them and they clean my hair and steal my tuna and my heart and I've become ... TAH-DAH! ... one of those annoying people who show you pictures of their children.

So we got Pat Patcat Beatrix Avocado :



And Peggy 'Mariah Carey Cat' Aphrodite :



Pat & Peggy. Yes, as in EastEnders Pat & Peggy.

Love my cats.

How I could have missed these pictures!

Look at Pat's eyes.
Peggy, the superman/woman

[Stu]

Pat Beatrix just consumed the ground up makings of a joint off the coffee table accidentally.

She probably won't get a buzz or anything because THC needs to be boiled and consumed in a fat to activate orally [boil it in a frying pan with butter and make a lovely cosmic butter you can spread on toast, kids] but who knows. She's a weird cat not a person.

I have no new pics of the cats yet. My photographer friend took loads but he didn't develop them yet.

I might do a video tomorrow.

Cats.

[LemonJam]

[Marc]

k

[Stu]

go away mark find your inner substance on a dessert journey or something

[Ninastar]

never feed them ibuprofen! my grandad did this to his cats and killed 2 of them

[Stu]

That's right ... a journey of cake. I meant that.

[King Gizzard]

[Stu]

Peggy's gone missing this morning. She's absolutely nowhere to be found and the only possible escape route was the spare bedroom window which opens out on to a four story drop. Can kittens be that brave? Would she have survived?

I'm beside myself. I seriously can't even process it. It isn't even upsetting me or worrying me. Numb etc.

The trouble with it is if she went out that window and survived with her legs intact it's not an easy route to figure out back to our house. She went out the back of the apartment complex and to get back to our front door she will have to go up the street, into a courtyard, and around it. At least if she went out the front door it would have been easy.

I feel awful about the fact that I keep thinking "at least it's not Pat". Pat's alternating between frantic meowing and hiding under the duvet right now. Can she get over losing her sister at six months old? She seems a solitary cat who enjoys human contact so I dunno would it be best to keep her on her own or get another kitten. I feel awful [recurring theme] about even thinking this far ahead .

I'm putting it on all the Cork/Munster area animal pages and will have to print signs out tomorrow morning. That should be devastating.

Oh well. I know none of you can help find her and I don't want consolation. Maybe just similar tales and the end result?