[Mairi]

What a wonderful scenario, ROB. I think I'll take the 30th May off work, just in case!!

: hello:

[bananarama]

Sorry I didn't post details as I know ROB is so good at reviewing.

I missed the SUN article the link has gone now. Did they say the show was finishing foor good or just a break in the series?
bananarama.

[Princess Pink Pants]

Soooooo um, is sum1 gonna tell me wot happened on the show or wot?
Pleeeeeeeeease

[chilledbootz]

Ok here goes. Lorraine's grand in your hand comp. Question was "Name Helen's famous BB boyfriend the girl said Paul but couldn't remember the Clarke bit. So when it was Helen's slot she started off by saying to Lorraine "how can you forget Mr Clarke?" Then Helen moved on to a product called Dream Cream made by Lush and said Paul got her started on it because he uses it. I remember there was a small piece in Heat about Paul buying H a set from Lush. I think that was all the mentions but i'll have another look to see if I still have it.

Buy the way ROB I love the scenario but alas I don't think it will happen now. I do think they're could be a good chance that he will be on lorraine soon to talk about BB3. Ah we can but dream!!!!!!

[Romantic Old Bird]

Poor Banarama!

No one took sympathy on you, but never fear, ROB is here!

I have seen the aforementioned programme. It will not, I think, be entered for the Golden Rose of Montreaux.

However, Helen did manage to get her Paul a couple of mentions!

Firstly, durin the 'Grand in your Hand' quiz, one of the questions was:

'What is the name of helen Adams boyfriend from Big Brother?'

The lady answered Paul, but couldn't remember Clarke.

The next item on the programme was Helen's Beauty Bar. Helen was open mouthed that ANYONE could not remember Mr Clarke's full name, love him!

Next up, she divulged that 'Dream Cream' by Lush was the body cream of choice in the Clarke/Adams household, obviously one tub shared by both!

I'd like to think their joint use enables them to overcome that age-old problem of how on earth you reach that bit between your shoulder blades.

H: Paul..., Mr Clarke love, can you rub me some cream in just here?

P: Alright H, but this time it stops there!


Despite the imminent demise of the programme, Helen is still a happy little bundle, and is obviously making the best of her time.

I hope it will become really informal and silly in the last couple of weeks and allow her full reign! Hopefully I will have sussed the new video by then!

[Romantic Old Bird]

Two responses! Double cool indeed!

I'm sure you are right chilledbootz, Paul isn't going to do the bended knee thing on national TV. After all, remember when he 'started having feelings' for Helen he wanted it to be special and private and not share it with everyone.

However, Helen would just LOVE it! I think there will be something done. Remember he phoned in on the very first day...............

[Princess Pink Pants]

Thanx!

I think I might try sum of this dream cream!

[bananarama]

Thank's ROB I knew you could do it better than me!

She was just as perky today showing no outward sign of being upset about the show ending. Although she did get her draws in a bit of a muddle not remembering which she had opened last and which was next to open.

She plodded on regardles as others could be heard in the background having a laugh. I will miss her happy face if she has no other TV slot lined up. bananarama.

[Romantic Old Bird]

Helen's drawers were rummaged in again today, nothing too exciting I have to say.

Items on review were:
Pickled plums as used by celebs with sore throats,
A really naff handbag costing a bomb with Marilyn motifs on it. Lorraine asked if Helen had made it, and then said it looked as if it had been made by a child!

A pair of incredibly high and expensive pink 'jubilee' strappy shoes which Helen wondered if the Queen would wear, and Lorraine said, 'I don't think so, but maybe Prince Phillip.'

A pair of pink cowboy boots a la Madonna.

Helen was wearing one (!) of these and a Britney style T shirt. She admitted that her tee shirt was not so closely cut, but said 'I haven't got the same stomach'.

It was still entertaining, because Helen got her drawers in a twist as usual, and everyone had a hearty laugh, including the production crew.

These are the things which make it with Helen, and I think there is a 'let's just have a laugh' attiitude with everyone on there now. This could be interesting as we get nearer and nearer to the end of the month!

Sadly, no PC mentions, but our Helen is definitely still looking in the pink......and....


SHOCK HORROR!

..at the end of the show Lorraine announced that Helen and Ben would be reporting live from the Cannes Film Festival all next week.

I hope Mr Clarke is happy about that, and I hope Helen keeps her hands off young Mr Shepherd!

I mean, he is pretty...........................

BUT HE'S NOT PAUL CLARKE!

[bananarama]

I thaught the lorrain show was due to finish on the 31st May! At the end of todays show Loraraine said she was on holiday next week. Have they got just one extra week?