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Crank - "to cry and wank. after one has encountered an unfortunate incident in which they are forced to cry they go away to wank and cry at the same time."

Have you ever experienced the pure misery of crying your eyes out while touching yourself down there? Fear not, over the course of a few posts, I am going to present to you the perfect* playlist to act as the soundtrack to your double dose of shame. I've picked some mainstream artists but not always their saddest song, just to spice things up a little. Happy(?) cranking!

*i.e. the saddest songs on my iPod playlist.