[Shaun]

as started in that thread~

launch night~
HM#1: Josiah.
"Hello I like trampolines"
~josiah enters the house and immediately begins arguing with the sofas, and pretends one of them's slapped him, a la the Real World~
HM#2: Karl
"xD xD xD"
~karl somehow stumbles down the stairs, a bit drunk, and walks in and hugs Josiah tightly. Josiah admits he may have feelings for Karl.~
HM#3: SiaSiaSia
"ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"
~sia ignores emma on the way in and throws her overnight bag into the swimming pool by accident. she eyes out the cameras whilst josiah follows karl around reciting BB USA quotes~
HM#4: Dezzy
"wuthering~wuthering~"
~dean interpretively dances his way through the front door and helps himself to champagne. Sia strikes up a conversation with him and josiah, whilst karl rolls around on the floor talking about how nice the carpet is~
HM#5: Princess
"I LOVE MY BOYS"
~laura runs into the house wearing a suit fashioned entirely from pages of Smash Hits featuring pictures of Take That. She walks up to Dean and says he has "a robbie vibe" and hisses~
HM#6: Livia
"Suck my dick."
~livia enters the house in a carriage carried by four shirtless men, and steals a kiss from one of them. she enters and is immediately struck in the face by an orange thrown by josiah~
HM#7: Conzors
"LMAO. omg."
~for some reason speaking in 2008 conzorlish, conor sprints into the house only to find livia emptying the contents of the fruit basket in a food fight, yelling at josiah and calling him a "despicable little turd". conor whispers "omg" and goes to the diary room~
HM#8: Nathan
"cabbage"
~entering the house in a purple velcro suit, Nathan spends 2 minutes stuck to the stairs before helped inside by Karl and Sia. He introduces himself as a duke, and is revealed to be wearing five monocles.~
HM#9: Novo
"time to teach these fools how it's done"
~after picking up several bras flung at him on the catwalk, he enters the house wearing a t-shirt with Aaron BB12 on it. He immediately makes a move on Livia, telling her she has "eyes like sapphires", and Josiah interrupts them by crushing a tomato into Novo's shoes with his hands~
HM#10: GypsyGoth
"..........................."
~entirely mute, claudia enters and just stares at Sia, who's sat on the sofas talking to Laura and Dean. Dean notices her and is a little frightened, as Claudia stars licking her lips without a word.~
HM#11: Scott
"bye"
~wearing a sari, Scott flows elegantly into the room and is immediately approached by Nathan and Josiah, who vie for his affections. "Away from me, peasants", he coos, before mounting the dining table and twerking~
HM#12: Vanessa
"more more more"
~Vanessa has to be detained from touching the crowd members, and takes seven minutes to enter the house. There, she flings herself at Nathan and laughs loudly about how she's stuck and they "might as well get married". Nathan protests but she keeps rubbing herself more against him.~
HM#13: Jessica
"hehehehehe"
~slightly similar to Claudia, Jessica enters and just giggles nervously as the others introduce themselves. Claudia has now climbed up one of the walls and is squatting upside down in the corner of the ceiling, staring at a statue of a dog in the garden~
HM#14: Amy21
"WRONG "
~amy storms into the house and tells Josiah she has to get something off her chest: he's a dick. Josiah overreacts and begins throwing plates on the floor, but is shaken out of it by Livia, who's now coated in fruit. Conor returns from the diary room and tells them he wants to leave, because Sia said something about gay people. Dean is now twerking with Scott.~
HM#15: Sticks
"What idiot... what MORON?"
~He takes 4 minutes to explain to Emma Willis what exactly he's done to prepare himself for the house, and just as he's about to enter, shouts back to ask if she can make sure he's turned off his shower. He enters and takes a seat next to Nathan, asking if he's aware it's a new moon tonight. Laura is pointing out to Sia and Karl that her jacket took 2 years to make. Scott has fallen off the table and started vomiting up some of the fruit he ate off of Novo's feet.~
HM#16: lily.
"ha ye ken aye bawwws"
~Linda enters and introduces herself to Karl, Nathan and Sticks who are discussing the lunar cycle. Their silence is brought to an abrupt end when Claudia, still on the ceiling, begins emitting a small, constant hiss from her mouth. Suddenly, in a satanic voice, she announces her name, and asks if anyone has a cough drop. Conor has tried to join Dean's dance but Dean keeps ignoring him. Vanessa is now hitting on Josiah, who's flattered but confused.~


week 1~
~after the launch night, a small group of Karl, Nathan, lily, Jessica and Novo forms. They occupy the treehouse from time to time and trade stories about how Nathan was once retweeted by Kriss Akubusi and lily was a groupie for Metallica. Meanwhile, Claudia has begun to display signs of social interaction but still spends most of the day alone and making metallic noises. Sia, Laura, Dean and Vanessa have formed another group, who stay mostly in the bedroom dressing up and singing. Livia is essentially the mother of the house and takes up residence in the kitchen, whilst the others bandy about the house looking for attention. Conor, the first HM to the diary room, is made Head of House (but isn't an actor sry). He nominates Josiah for being dramatic, Dean for insulting him and Amy21 for arguing with Sticks over who is most attractive. Afterwards, the house pass their shopping task ("name 50 shades of grey", single-handedly passed by claudia in just under 20 seconds) and enjoy Jessica's birthday party by getting drunk again. Dean has a breakdown and tells Scott he's a heifer, and becomes something of a public hate figure for 2 days. The night before the eviction, Amy comes to the diary room and just does a shit on the floor, securing her eviction~
saved: Josiah
evicted (head to head): Amy21

[Niamh.]

[Vanessa]

[Shaun]

week 2~
Following amy's eviction, scott comes out of his shell and begins to hit on a few of the other housemates. During the weekly shopping task - where Housemates have to sit atop a makeshift mountain and meditate in silence for over an hour - he suddenly shouts out that he has a massive hard-on for Novo. The Housemates fail the task as a result, and have to live on rations.

On Sunday, Vanessa has a small argument with Princess and Jessica over the state of the house. The younger girls had a small party last night, and didn't clean up. Jessica tells Vanessa to lighten up and Vanessa tells her she's childish. Later on, Nathan trips over a discarded wine bottle and injures his ankle. Whilst dressed in the diary room, he is given a secret mission to drop the word "hung" into a conversation with every other Housemate individually.

Nathan: Alright Ness
Vanessa: Yes, just cleaning, you?
Nathan: Yeah I'm just well hung
Vanessa: Haha! OMG. Gimme

Karl: I'm just saying, I really love twinkies-
Nathan: You'd be hung for saying that in Namibia.
Karl: Oh

Dezzy: Have you listened to the Sensual World?
Nathan: My nan has the artwork of that hung up on her bedroom wall.

He passes, and the House are given a karaoke machine for the evening. Sia complains about the tone-deaf qualities of Conzors' "Rolling in the Deep".

There is a buzz on TiBB about a potential romance brewing between lily. and Sticks, after the two are shown preparing ratatouille together on Monday night and lily. makes an off-colour remark about the size of Sticks' aubergine.

Nominations~
Conzors: Scott + Sia
Dezzy: Josiah + GypsyGoth
GypsyGoth: Scott + Vanessa
Jessica: Vanessa + Josiah
Josiah: Sia + GypsyGoth
Karl: Josiah + Vanessa
Lily: Scott + Sia
Livia: Scott + Conzors
Nathan: Scott + Jessica
Novo: Scott + Conzors
Princess: Vanessa + Novo
Scott: Lily + Conzors
Sia: Vanessa + Livia
Sticks: Scott + Princess
Vanessa: Jessica + Sia

On Tuesday, Josiah confides in Karl and Nathan that he thinks he has feelings for Jessica. Karl laughs and nibbles at a potted plant, while Nathan encourages him to make a move and be honest. Later, GypsyGoth, who has been hidden in the background making strange noises early on, walks up to Livia in the bedroom and starts sniffing her hair. "Cinnamon", she stutters, and runs back into the garden. The nominations results are revealed, and Scott, Josiah, Vanessa, Conzors and Sia face eviction. Sia flies off the handle and accuses Novo of orchestrating an alliance against her. Vanessa comes to the diary room and cries about being hated, whilst Scott and Conzors feud over what to wear on eviction night.

On Wednesday, little happens, although Sia does call Vanessa an "unconvincing drag queen". Livia overhears this and pours some soured milk into her tea. That night, it is announced that Josiah and Vanessa are safe from the eviction.

On Thursday, Karl requires medical attention after climbing the treehouse and falling on his arse. He claims he "saw Jesus", and indeed he did, since Jesus.H.Christ was over the garden wall throwing a tennis ball into the garden. It said "Conzors is gay". Josiah finds it and runs to the diary room in shock.

On Friday, much eviction talk takes place, and Livia tells Lily she hopes Sia goes. Lily agrees, and tells Scott not to worry since the house has forgiven him for his failure of the task. Conzors spends 2 hours crying in the diary room, worrying he's let his fans down.

eviction results~
Conzors: 22% (to evict)
Scott: 10%
Sia: 68%

Sia tells Conzors he's an annoying little queen and leaves to a chorus of boos.

[Ramsay]

The medic was very nice. he gave me free sweets and some kick ass pain killers!

[Marc]

what the **** is this shaun

[Black Dagger]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIA. boo hiss boo