[Mitchell]

Take whatever name is beside the first letter of your name
A - Wolfy
B - Dan
C - Hazel
D - Jackie
E - Charlie
F - Jack
G - Joe
H - Sophie
I - Sallie
J - Michael
K - Gina
L - Dexter
M - Jemima
N - Sam
O - Callum
P - Daley
Q - Wolfy
R - Dan
S - Hazel
T - Jackie
U - Charlie
V - Jack
W - Joe
X - Sophie
Y - Sallie
Z - Michael

To Be

Take whatever month you were born in
Jan - Arrested
Feb - Involved in orgy
March - Exposed as a fake
April - Joined by her Milkman
May - Chucked out of the house
June - Offered a hollywood career
July - Offered a porno
August - Revealed as an actor
Sep - Revealed as a page 3 girl
October - Exposed as a prostitute
November - Sued
December - Shredded

After
Take whatever the last number of the year you were born (for example if you were born in 1967 take the 7)
0 - Punching
1 - Kissing
2 - Humping
3 - Hugging
4 - Rowing with
5 - Shouting at
6 - Sleeping with
7 - Admitting to fancy
8 - revealing a secret to
9 - Slapping

Then finally pick whatever letter your username begins with
A - Sophie
B - Gina
C - Jackie
D - Sallie
E - Daley
F - Callum
G - Jack
H - Joe
I - Wolfy
J - Dexter
K - Jemima
L - Charlie
M - Hazel
N - Sam
O - Michael
P - Dan
Q - Sophie
R - Gina
S - Jackie
T - Sallie
U - Daley
V - Callum
W - Jack
X - Joe
Y - Wolfy
Z - Dexter

Mine is;
Jemima to be offered a Hollywood career after sleeping with Dan